Oh shit, it's the cops!

Oh shit, it's the cops!

Quick, put on your cool face!

Nigga. Give a brotha a break.

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Hi officer

Is there a problem officer?

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It wasn't me, I swear!

Not me!

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oh shit

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Be brave. Be brave for Mother.

Im going to be fine since I am white and well dressed you dumb fuckers

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:'(

Nothing to see here officer

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i don't know if i can do this
do i look high Sup Forumsrothers?

Why hello there fellow Caucasian American

Evening officer.

i is inocint

Evening officer. What seems to be the problem?

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cleared of all charges mam, have a good night!

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niggers

kek

is this cool enuff offisir?

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You're all coming with me.

Educated white male. I've been pulled over in Texas 4 times in the last 6 months. All warnings after I explain the circumstances. Fucking love this place

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That shit won't work today.

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Dude Mariska Hargitay is Jane Mansfield's daughter

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Fb oc

You're way over your melatonin quota buddy. Let's do each other a favor and agree this didn't happen

>Hey Mr. zoo animal, check this out; CO-CAINE!!
>Hey little boy with the ba-ba-ba-ba-balloon! Check this out.. cocaine! Don't tell no-body!
>Hey Mr. Police- Uh-Oh!!

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hey officer ;)

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No problemo

Nothing wrong here officer, just a Christian white cis heterosexual male on my way to church tis all.

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but I do cocaine!

Someone get this asshole outta here.

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How are you on this magnificent day, officer?

Whoops, thought it was a still.

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Fuck the police lemonade

It's nigger day officer. Everything is just fine.

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Yo, it's cool dawg.

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All of my life I've awaited your coming, and dreaded it.

alright lets play

Shit, OP meant grab some soap.

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Hello officer, what seems to be the problem