>ITT
We run the Krusty Krab
ITT
HEY YOU NIGGERS, I NEED SOME FUCKING LETTUCE, SOME GREEN FAGGOT WANTS A KRABBY PATTY!
Did you check the ice room?
"Spongebob I need 3 krabby patties and a medium coke.. no, large. whatever, make it medium, who cares."
waiter
there's a hair in my krabby patty
WHO THE FUCK WOULD PUT LETTUCE IN THE FUCKING ICE ROOM?!
They're probably the Frycooks pubes, enjoy
Is this the krusty krab?
id like a small clover salad please ^-^
Checked the Ice Room, we're all out of lettuce
The patties are on the grill though.
BTW there is not a hair in your krabby patty, get the fuck off of business property
NO THIS IS PATRICK
W-what is a salaaad.
ORDER UP YOU SUNSABITCHES, HERE COME KRABBY PATTIES WITH NO LETTUCE!
Heil Hitler
i-im sorry what?
Oh, should I go get some more lettuce user?
Spingebob, stop saying weird stentences
WE DON'T SERVE SALAD HERE NIGGER!
Uhh, maybee, do we need that to make a salaad?
I'm not sure we have that on the menubut i think the customer is always right?? idk, i'm on break
Oh Squidward senpai. I don't have any sand dollars. Can I pay a different way?
Rev up those fryers
We're all gay here, get out!!! NOW!!!!!
Squidward is off, I don't want squirrel pussy
y'know.. i wouldnt talk to a cop like that if i were you..
I apologize for the fry-cook, he just lost his wife to AIDS, but i dunno what a salaad is. we don't serve foreign food here. I literally have no idea what the fuck spanish shit you're saying. NO HABLO ESAGGNAAL BUEENO, SENORA!
I want to cum inside the bunny
We sell pizza now
squidward, um, you should take the day off buddy, maybe don't come back...
I wouldn't talk to an esteemed member of the KKK like that if I were you, N I G G E R
its like a Krabby patty, but without all the meat cheese and buns .. pretty simple
The crusty krab pizza is the pizza, for you and me.
JESUS CHRIST FRY-COOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR WIFE TO AIDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT!bitch dats all the ingredients of a krabby patty! u high or some shit! been hittin them corners???
Yes can I have a pizza with a diet dr kelp
If dubs we change it's name to the Krusty Kebab.
stop saying nigger. you're scaring away all me customers!
Youre pretty sad please leave your body as quickly as you can you fucking faggot
kek
Here's your pizza sir. everything u ordered
*inner thought*
man this place isn't bunny friendly... maybe i should dodge and not waste my money .. :/
is this guy retarded?
Can I cum inside you?
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b'waaaaaah! Don't you know our grills use only the finest propane!
Excuse me, but what is your atmosphere like in this establishment?
water
One crusty kebab please. With extra secret recipe... On the side.
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No this is Patrick
I can offer a fat think amount of money for tapping that hare ass.
Are you interested?
Where's my drink, my diet dr kelp?!?
How am I suppose to eat this with out my diet dr kelp
One Krusty Kebab with Turkroach on the side coming right up!
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B-but, u didn't order any, d-diet dr. kelp sir...
get the fuck off my site faggot
Maybe
Yall niggas hirin'?
Can i have mr krabs huge middle aged dick in my asshole.
HELLLLL YEAAAAAH BOY! we recently lost our fry-cook. he lost his wife to AIDS and couldn't stop saying nigger, if you can avoid saying nigger in front of the customers you're in.
No. No sandwiches always
I would like 1 million krabby patties
user! WE NEED MORE ONIONS, SOME FAGGOT THOUGHT IT WAS A BROWSER.
HEY! THERE'S SOME LETTUCE UNDER THAT CAVEMAN!
No, we don't sell salads. We only sell Krabby Patties and fast food stuff. Go kys, thanks for choosing us!
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You dropped a quarter. Can I have it?
. . . Fuck yoo shiet
It seems like squidward stole your dime.
Aight. Set me up at that fryer my man.
I just came from the chum bucket, they have better prices, why should I pay more for whats basically the same food?
Do you like living?
If not then go on ahead and eat the chum
as an obese under-the-sea animal i expect full accommodations for my 600lb self. Where are your restrooms?
mr. crabs. wheyres dat mawny you owe me? u aren't goin m8ke a crab pull owt hees harppon gun n'ow are'ye?
Down the stairs and to the left. Keep walking until you hit the large open room that's shaped like an oven
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everytime i talk i curse, waterbreathing scum. now serve me a burger
>today at the kk
>time to order a burger and drink
>mfw not enough shenanigans
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do you have anything glutten free?
kek naw
Oh yeah we got some good ass ice cubes you fucking queer.
shit'l make yer fish-dick fly off
You can eat Mr.Krabs
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Ice cube
rude, 2 stars
tHERES NO FUCKING CHEESE
>forgot to clock out last week
Go eat some sand you tree hugging hippie. Gluten intolerance my fishy ass.
Kek
OMG, i'm honestly feeling like so attacked right now, where is the manager?
i will fix that
HOW CAN I HELP YOU NIGGA?
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HAMBURGER PLS?
OMG, that's racist, what kind of troglodites come to eat here, i'm gone, so gone
wow!! w-where can i get those vibrating pens ? i need some of them for .. ehm further study
Boss this cunt wants something that's Gluten free. I offered ice cubes. They are triggered. Tell them to take a bath with the toaster please.
>fellow coworkers please
>discuss
i think its unsanitary