ITT

>ITT
We run the Krusty Krab

HEY YOU NIGGERS, I NEED SOME FUCKING LETTUCE, SOME GREEN FAGGOT WANTS A KRABBY PATTY!

Did you check the ice room?

"Spongebob I need 3 krabby patties and a medium coke.. no, large. whatever, make it medium, who cares."

waiter
there's a hair in my krabby patty

WHO THE FUCK WOULD PUT LETTUCE IN THE FUCKING ICE ROOM?!

They're probably the Frycooks pubes, enjoy

Is this the krusty krab?

id like a small clover salad please ^-^

Checked the Ice Room, we're all out of lettuce
The patties are on the grill though.
BTW there is not a hair in your krabby patty, get the fuck off of business property

NO THIS IS PATRICK

W-what is a salaaad.

ORDER UP YOU SUNSABITCHES, HERE COME KRABBY PATTIES WITH NO LETTUCE!

Heil Hitler

i-im sorry what?

Oh, should I go get some more lettuce user?

Spingebob, stop saying weird stentences

WE DON'T SERVE SALAD HERE NIGGER!

Uhh, maybee, do we need that to make a salaad?
I'm not sure we have that on the menubut i think the customer is always right?? idk, i'm on break

Oh Squidward senpai. I don't have any sand dollars. Can I pay a different way?

Rev up those fryers

We're all gay here, get out!!! NOW!!!!!

Squidward is off, I don't want squirrel pussy

y'know.. i wouldnt talk to a cop like that if i were you..

I apologize for the fry-cook, he just lost his wife to AIDS, but i dunno what a salaad is. we don't serve foreign food here. I literally have no idea what the fuck spanish shit you're saying. NO HABLO ESAGGNAAL BUEENO, SENORA!

I want to cum inside the bunny

We sell pizza now

squidward, um, you should take the day off buddy, maybe don't come back...

I wouldn't talk to an esteemed member of the KKK like that if I were you, N I G G E R

its like a Krabby patty, but without all the meat cheese and buns .. pretty simple

The crusty krab pizza is the pizza, for you and me.

JESUS CHRIST FRY-COOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR WIFE TO AIDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT!bitch dats all the ingredients of a krabby patty! u high or some shit! been hittin them corners???

Yes can I have a pizza with a diet dr kelp

If dubs we change it's name to the Krusty Kebab.

stop saying nigger. you're scaring away all me customers!

Youre pretty sad please leave your body as quickly as you can you fucking faggot

kek

Here's your pizza sir. everything u ordered

*inner thought*

man this place isn't bunny friendly... maybe i should dodge and not waste my money .. :/

is this guy retarded?

Can I cum inside you?

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b'waaaaaah! Don't you know our grills use only the finest propane!

Excuse me, but what is your atmosphere like in this establishment?

water

One crusty kebab please. With extra secret recipe... On the side.

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No this is Patrick

I can offer a fat think amount of money for tapping that hare ass.
Are you interested?

Where's my drink, my diet dr kelp?!?
How am I suppose to eat this with out my diet dr kelp

One Krusty Kebab with Turkroach on the side coming right up!

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B-but, u didn't order any, d-diet dr. kelp sir...

get the fuck off my site faggot

Maybe

Yall niggas hirin'?

Can i have mr krabs huge middle aged dick in my asshole.

HELLLLL YEAAAAAH BOY! we recently lost our fry-cook. he lost his wife to AIDS and couldn't stop saying nigger, if you can avoid saying nigger in front of the customers you're in.

No. No sandwiches always

I would like 1 million krabby patties

user! WE NEED MORE ONIONS, SOME FAGGOT THOUGHT IT WAS A BROWSER.

HEY! THERE'S SOME LETTUCE UNDER THAT CAVEMAN!

No, we don't sell salads. We only sell Krabby Patties and fast food stuff. Go kys, thanks for choosing us!

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You dropped a quarter. Can I have it?

. . . Fuck yoo shiet

It seems like squidward stole your dime.

Aight. Set me up at that fryer my man.

I just came from the chum bucket, they have better prices, why should I pay more for whats basically the same food?

Do you like living?
If not then go on ahead and eat the chum

as an obese under-the-sea animal i expect full accommodations for my 600lb self. Where are your restrooms?

mr. crabs. wheyres dat mawny you owe me? u aren't goin m8ke a crab pull owt hees harppon gun n'ow are'ye?

Down the stairs and to the left. Keep walking until you hit the large open room that's shaped like an oven

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everytime i talk i curse, waterbreathing scum. now serve me a burger

>today at the kk
>time to order a burger and drink
>mfw not enough shenanigans

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do you have anything glutten free?

kek naw

Oh yeah we got some good ass ice cubes you fucking queer.

shit'l make yer fish-dick fly off

You can eat Mr.Krabs

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Ice cube

rude, 2 stars

tHERES NO FUCKING CHEESE

>forgot to clock out last week

Go eat some sand you tree hugging hippie. Gluten intolerance my fishy ass.

Kek

OMG, i'm honestly feeling like so attacked right now, where is the manager?

i will fix that

HOW CAN I HELP YOU NIGGA?

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HAMBURGER PLS?

OMG, that's racist, what kind of troglodites come to eat here, i'm gone, so gone

wow!! w-where can i get those vibrating pens ? i need some of them for .. ehm further study

Boss this cunt wants something that's Gluten free. I offered ice cubes. They are triggered. Tell them to take a bath with the toaster please.

>fellow coworkers please
>discuss

i think its unsanitary