Shitty Roomates

Shitty Roomates

>Be in uni
>Roomate is pic related
>420 all day every day
>Sleeps on a mattress in her room
>Fucks different guy every week
>Eats other roomates food
>Leaves garbage everywhere
>Leaves used tampons and other feminine hygiene products in a growing mountain next to the toilet
>Drops glasses/bowls/plates shattering them and never cleans it up
>Sounds like she had gender reassignment surgery and a fucking lobotomy
>Well off family

>Try talking to her to get her to sort her shit out
>Ignores everyone, refuses to speak
>Gets caught after dropping glass cup and simply walks away
>Leaves plastic grocery bags full of wrappers and empty bottles and boxes of food that had gone missing from other roomates kitchen cupboards, in hallway outside of her room.
>Take all garbage and put it in garbage bags then pile them against her door
>Leaves them there
>Corner her and shout at her for stealing
>Says nothing, won't look any of us in the eye
>Landlord won't do anything
>We take all our groceries into our rooms and store them in our closets now
>Buy mini freezer and share it between the non shitty roomates
>One roomate starts horking up phlegm and spitting in her shoes
>Other pisses in her milk
>Both start taking dumps in the toilet and not flushing
>She plays garbage rap music and reggae real loud
>We play death metal whenever her friends visit and crop dust the hallway outside her room
>Start eating all of her food (except milk) or throwing it out on garbage day
>She's still not changing her behavior
>Landlord sells house to a guy who is buying up property to rent
>Summer rolls around and we're heading home for the summer
>Leave a note in my room detailing shitty roomates behavior.
>Shitty roomate stays for the summer and turns the place into a fucking ghetto
>Landlord calls me up and says he read my note and that she's been evicted
>Sweet fucking relief


What's you're worst experience with roomates if you've had any?

I've got another about living with two meth heads and a "house mother" but I'll wait until someone replies

More!

Go ahead. Entertain me.

I had roomate whos dog pissed all over her room, smelled like dog piss in that house real bad. Other roomate poured a can of acetone on her floor as revenge. It was not a nice neighborhood.

>Be me
>Living in another city after leaving last place with shitty roomate
>Big house
>Cheap rent
>Basement room that's chilly year round
>3 girls live upstairs
>One swede living in other basement room and some kind of asian living in the other
>Ugly girl upstairs turns out to be a meth head
>Stomps around all the fucking time high out of her mind
>Washes all her clothes repeatedly throughout the day
>Has loads of candy suckers and is constantly sucking on them
>Suddenly I bump into her meth head boyfriend in kitchen
>Says he's fixing the dishwasher
>Tries to recruit me into his business
>It's clearly a fucking scheme
>"Bought" a list of customers from some water filter company
>Goes over the list and hounds them until they agree to let him come in and check it out "Free service"
>Then insists some pieces need to be replaced that cost 50$
>Usually targets the elderly
>Instantly hate him
>Meth girl and her boyfriend turn shed in backyard into their crackden
>Hookers and dealers show up in back yard every other night
>Meth girl shows up with her boyfriend strung out on the methadone from the rehab clinic (because instead of having a little over time to slowly get off the drugs they just take it all at once to get real high and feel twice as bad the next day)
>Landlady show's up
>Talks to me about how she's never owned a house for renting before
>Fuck me sideways
>At that moment the gayest faggot I've ever encountered pulls up to the front of the house and drops off this middle aged lady

>cont

Go on

She smelled like cheese and BO and her foam mattress pad was BLACK from the moldy piss (she wet the bed). I can count on one hand how many times she cleaned, did laundry, or left the room. She'd be on the phone for hours with people talking about how *tragic* her childhood was and how she couldn't relate to anyone because of her high intelligence for at least 4 hours at a time. She'd also just sexually moan over skype for like hours.

When she'd climb into the loft she'd be out of breath bc she was super fat. She never showered. She was always going on about her triggers and I wasn't allowed to talk, question her, have friends over, or have the lights on. She also stopped taking all of her antipsychotics after she took a fucking lunesta before driving and paralyzed a mother after she fell asleep at the wheel.

Eventually, I said fuck it and febreezed her one day. Just took the can and sprayed her.

She got triggered since I started living a healthy life and having friends, and I was basically like "fuck it, I'm moving" and told the RA all of her shit.

She said I lied and everyone took her side. She said she was suing me for slander and that her parents were coming to the dorm to talk to me. Fuckdat.jpg. Fast forward to after break and I'm hanging out in my new room and her family just stands outside my room for an hour taunting me and pounding on the door until two girls report it. RA tells them to disperse and then every 15 minutes or so one of them would walk by and whisper something under the door. It was a family effort ffs.

Then, the fire alarm goes off and down the hall I hear this maniacal laughter and they all huddle up at my room again, saying I have to come out now. The police eventually come to clear the floor and he sees them. He yells at them to leave and escorts me out of the building to my car.

More, or nah? I have millions of stories on piggie, I just hit the text limit.

nigger roommate stole about $50 of my own personal food from my closet when I'd go home for the weekends. noticed it, set up a trail camera, caught him in the act.

freaked the fuck out on him the next day, jacked him up by his shirt, threatened to beat him with a bat when he's sleeping, when I left, he slammed his door on me, so I turned and called him a "fucking nigger." his face lmao.

got the police involved, because it's technically theft even if it's parishables. Nigger ended up giving me money after the police bitched him out and took my side 100%

>Landlady tells me this woman is now the "House mother"
>I stare pure fucking hatred at the three of them
>"Uh I meant manager" she stutters
>"What for?" I don't even bother masking my contempt for her and self loathing at being stupidly walking into another shitty situation.
>Apparently the house mother is supposed to keep the place clean and manage the property in exchange for a free room
>Her room is an illegal room built into the garage.
>We no longer have a garage
>3 months later Meth boyfriend hasn't fixed the dishwasher
>Asian gets evicted because he wasn't paying rent
>Leaves garbage bags outside after clearing out his room
>Raccoons get into them and rip them apart scattering contents all over the yard
>Turns out the bags were full of used broken sex toys, condoms, and a sort of pelvic region sex doll thing, looks like you mount it to something in order to fuck.
>All this shit is covered in dried asian man gravy
>Walk home from class to see house mother cleaning it up while being lectured by neighbour because kids saw it all.

>Cont

More

In college my roommate was an okay guy but one day when I got home there was some chick in the shower. When she got done and got out of the shower she introduced herself as my roommate's little sister. So, we just kind of awkwardly sat around waiting for him to get home. When hr did she finally put a minimum amount of clothes on and they went out somewhere. When they got back she immediately undressed again and passed out in his bed.
It wasn't a bad experience but it was an experience.

>House mother has been creepily trying to flirt with me this whole time because she knows I have influence over the landlady
>Makes the whole house dinner and sits next to me talking about how great it is to cook for a man again while stroking my arm
>Really not easy to eat the food while she's making me want to vomit
>Later while she's drunk (Because obviously when throwing yourself at someone make sure you look real desperate) She tells me about how her husband abused her and got her addicted to coke then left her and her son after he lost everything due to his gambling problem
>I finally get away while she's in taking a piss and lock myself in my room
>Later Meth girl's stomping around is driving me insane
>Meth boyfriend is stealing food from roomates
>I tell the landlady to kick her out
>She doesn't really want to
>Swede has been trolling her by using his superior knowledge of the way renting is handled by the law
>Forcing her to make changes/upkeep to the house
>Having his girlfriend over pretty much every day and night
>I don't care, swede is chill and his gf has a big jiggly butt
> Swede moves out
>Meth girl gets moved downstairs
>FUCK MY LIFE
>Meth girl resents me because house mother told her I was trying to get rid of her
>Meth boyfriend now tries to win me over with his charm bothering me every time I try to make a meal in the kitch
>Dishwasher still isn't fixed
>Room the asian vacated gets filled by army brat
>Room Meth girl vacated gets filled by army brats girl friend.

Cont.

>mfw my housemates are super fucking cool and I don't have to deal with idiots like this

Moved into a friend's house 6 months ago that he bought, where it was him and his mum (who was looking for a place to rent). She moved out on New Years day and my brother moved in. The three of us share the same friends circle, so our days are basically:

>work
or
>wait for postman to deliver new bong
>play vidya together all day
>get drunk and high
>other friends come around
>up until 3am blazing away, drinking and listening to chunes

Feel kinda sorry for the neighbours, but I know they all smoke too and they haven't said anything.

>be me
>19, stupid
>really want to move out of parents place, but have shitty job
>have a friend. He really likes me as I'm one of the only irl people from high school that still talks to him
>also living with us is his dad and grandmother. Nice people, but weird as fuck as I learn
>grandmother is incredibly paranoid
>locks the front door at all times, even when I'm shoveling the driveway or taking out the trash
>dad is friendly, but can talk for eons, has really weird shitty opinions about everything
>invites me to live with him. Share a room, put computers in garage
>he's a hardcore furry
>whatever. Kind of weird, but never bothered me before. Figure it shouldnt be an issue
>Iwaswrong.jpg
>move in, going fine at first
>discover hes a vore furry
>literally all he does is sit and his computer and talk/rp on skype group with shitty furry friends
>doesn't leave the house for weeks at a time
>keeps telling me about furry rp and vore
cont.

>furry vore

>2009
>Be military fag
>assigned 2 new room mates
>one of them is fat peice of shit
>constantly drinks protein shakes
>Doesnt work out
>every day at the end of workday, shithead changes into the same shorts he wears everyday
>they're always at the bottom of the pile of clothes in his closet
>throws all his clothes on the floor of our 15x15 room to get to shorts
>in the morning puts on uniform, throws shorts in closet, we help him pick up all his clothes and pile them on top
>leadership checks rooms for tidyness everyday so this is the daily ritual
>dip bottles everywhere
>constantly drinks protein shakes
>Doesnt work out
>most nights he orders pizza eats half of it laying in bed and legit falls asleep on top of the other half
>shows up one day with a bunch of hentai dvds he bought at the mall
>"these are for you user i know how fucked up you are lol"
>proceeds to watch all of them by himself in front of us
>loud tentacle rape in every single one
>still tells coworkers how he bought them for me

Many other problems, but the best one
>6 months into room sharing
>told we're getting new room/room mates
>room has to be cleaned perfectly
>shit head dissapears as usual before an inspection
>dusting wall next to his bed
>Six months of hard boogers crusted onto the wall
>he still wanted to be friends after moving rooms
>FUCK THAT

...

>we have a shitty roommate
>so we're 10x worse to her back

seems legit

>Roomate is pic related
nope

...

>Army brat hate fucks his gf regularly
>Turns out asian was real quiet and the wall between army brat's room and mine is real thin
>Hear everything army brat says and does to his gf
>Fucked up shit
>She loved it
>Repeatedly bump into them when they're done fucking
>Mascara running down her really red face
>Dressed in some black lace night gown
>Looks at me like I'm some kind of shitpile
>Urge to murder all of them rising
>Meth boyfriend finds a nasty couch out on side of road and drags it into the house
>Gouges the hardwood floor
>Probably has bedbugs
>FUCK
>House mother has given up on trying to seduce me
> Does nothing all day and complains about some degenerative disease she clearly doesn't have and how she can't do any heavy lifting, her family looks down on her and the government doesn't give her enough money
>Now talks constantly about her own son who was also in the army to the army brat
>Apparently her son's army buddies loved her
>Way she's talking makes it sound like they all fucked her at some point
>Ugh, fight nausea down and walk away
>One of the two girls upstairs moves out
>Other one brings home one of her friends both are drunk
>Her friend tries to get us to have a threeway
>Turns out she recently went through a breakup
>I'm a paranoid gentleman so I always go down on my women first to check out what I'm working with
>Turns out she's got genital warts
>I nearly fucking vomited on her
>I get up and walk away
>She procedes to punch my bedroom door until she starts weeping
>The roomate that brought her tells her to GTFO
>Finally does
>Apologizes later.

Cont.

>

I don't care if you believe me
If I ever see her again I'd love to give her a black eye

You have no fucking idea how much I hate her.

Drunk AF

>watches doctor who and glee obsessively
>wont stop bitching about doctor who and glee. Can go on hour long rants about steven mophet plot holes, and glee shit. All the time. Every day
>keeps bitching about it to me over and over and over
>90% of the games he plays is just league of legends
>watches pro tournaments and think he knows everything about it
>I play as well
>constantly criticizes me, and tells me 'strategy'
>invites weird furry friends to play as well
>every time any champion (or fictional characters in general really) opens their mouth or eats something
>MMM THAT SEXY MOUTH i WISH HE WOULD SWALLOW ME
>kill me
cont.

>Pipes burst in winter
>House mother fucks up royally and can't fix it or get anyone to fix it
>Landlady can't get ahold of anyone reliable
>I make one fucking phone call after a quick google check of local plumbers and their reviews
>Plumber shows up in three hours
>Pipe fixed
>Landlady is disgruntled but thankful
>Tell her to kick out methgirl since her boyfriend is living in her room and they're leaving needles and crackpipes in the back shed
>Finally evicts her
>I help her move to get her out faster
>Moves into a better place
>I look her new landlord in the eye and say
>You're so fucked buddy
>Wut? Why?
>Walk away
>Army brat and girlfriend breakup
>Months of fucking drama between them
>Walk by his room as he literally throws her out of it
>Nearly get taken out myself
>Army brat and exgf move out
>Neonazi ex con moves in
>OH COME ON!

cont

That was an amazing story

this is probably a really shitty greentext. I dont post much, sorry. Continuing anyways

>house is disgusting. Cant go barefoot in the bathroom, or anywhere really
>cat litter and vomit stain all over upper floor
>never gets any cleaner no matter what I do
I havent gotten to the worst part
>hes a wannabe voice actor
>sings constantly in high pitched annoying voice
>I mean CONSTANTLY. any time of the day or night, he could be singing. dont know how the neighbors stood it
>records singing
>posts it on furaffinity and commissions fursona cover art
>I get sick of this shit
>ask for room to myself
>request granted, thank god
>slightly more bearable, but this makes me realize how much I hate spending time around him
>hes got 'depression' and sever anxiety
>I am also depressed, his bullshit doesn't help
>get butthurt that I never talk to him anymore
>starts demanding that I invite him along when I hang out with friends
>I refuse, he bitches constantly
>feel sorry for him, get him job at grocery store I work at
>he gets hired
>works 3 days
>"anxiety" problems because his schedule isn't exactly the way he wants it
>doesn't request a change in schedule
>stops showing up
>doesn't tell me, doesn't tell manager he quit
>I get bad rep with manager because of this
>the furry shit gets worse and worse. hes obsessed
>is a key member of large inner circle furry vore community
>I go into garage one day
>on skype video call, has his back towards me, cam is facing me
>I see some fat fuck in a fur suit
>I look at screen for a long moment
>pretty sure furry fuck sees me
>I roll my eyes and start laughing
>leave
>start getting depressed because shitty job and shitty living situation
>everydayishell
>eventually another friend invites me to live with him because he can tell I'm near the end of my limit
>thank god
>leave, never go back
>keep in contact for some reason, mostly because I feel sorry for him
>eventually able to cut ties

I want to hear more at this point.

>neonazi
I though this was a story about bad roommates, user?

I know, user. I know. Holy fucking shit. Disgusting furry vore shit all the time, everywhere. Commissioned art hanging on the walls. I had to listen to his rp bullshit and furry drama all the time because his computer was next to mine
that's about it. There's more, but I feel like I didnt explain things well. tl;dr fuck furries, fuck vore, and fuck needy shitty friends\
>he also sang 'let it go' at least 100 hundred times while I was there

>neonazi
I though this was a story about bad roommates, user.

>Neonazi instantly likes me because I'm white and have blue eyes
>Sadly commit to being civil because I don't want to end up in a fucking ditch or having my throat slit while I sleep
>Tells me he's a magician
>My face is in my hands
>He shows me the worst attempts at magic I've ever seen
>None of his card tricks work on me
>Win every ball in cup game
>He says there's one thing he can beat me at
>Turns out he's a damn good chef
>Ask him if he's cooking jews
>He laughs so fucking hard he nearly burns himself on the oven top.
>Fucking nazi
>He tells me about how some guy broke into his house one night
>Says he ran downstairs broke the guys arm and kicked the living shit out of him
>Got sent to prison for it
>GF left him
>Still has old family ties in germany though
>Shows me a photo of loads of blonde blue eyed and bald people.
>We carry on mostly civil with each other
>The whole time I've lived at this place I've been maintaining everyone's computer's and the wireless
>Wireless signal is weak at the back of the house and I can't afford a set up to fix that beyond a pop can and some tin foil
>Router belongs to me and no one else including the landlady or her husband knows how to do anything with any kind of tech
>I finally finish school
>Pack all my shit up the day before I move home
>I sneak into house mother's room
>Find my "security deposit cheque"
>Take it and store all my shit in my room
>Next day I take all my shit including my router and leave
>Recieve an angry email from house mother
>Turns out they were without internet for three weeks and the two normal tenants moved out right after I did
>Dishwasher never did get fixed.

Shit revenge, acetone evaporates fast.

Oh you

that neonazi guy sounds cool as hell, if you ever see him give him a SIEG HEIL from me

This sounds embellished, how could anyone abide this behavior longer than a few days?

>rent out room in house
>Have a few decent people come and go
> Get one guy
>Bad feeling off him
> Catch him one day snooping through my room
>Punch him
>Sort of a sucker punch but I don't feel bad
> He stagers away
> Punch him again
>Might have hit him one more time
>Close door and call cops. Standing Infront of door
> He's bleeding and clearly terrified
>Cops show up freak out because he's bleeding and freaking out and I'm calm without a scratch on me
> Tell her what I found
> As they're getting his story. Notice my coin collection is missing some shit
> File a report right then and there
> He has some of it in his room
> Other shit has been pawned ( but later found)
>Cops tell me I have to give him a few weeks to get his shit out of the house
> Agree
>They take him to station
>Immediately get his car towed
> Burn all of his shit that night
> Anything I didn't decide to keep for myself
>Keep his deposit
> Get all coins back etc
>Nothing else missing
>Ended up better than expected

He tried to press assault charges but since I only smacked him a few times and didn't pull a deadly weapon. And since I was the one calling the cops and it was on my property he couldn't do shit

Pretty sure I ended up fucking him over. Having him have to pay to get his vehicle back
Burnt all his clothes /furniture etc
And criminal record

Never seen again supposedly cops told him he should get out of town and not come back after getting his ass beat

> older dude who is friend of family gets kicked out
> invite him to crash at my place for a couple of weeks
> day one - walks around house in the nude with his old saggy ass
> absolutelydisgusting.jpg
> couple days later tries to show me pics of him dressed in drag
> nope
> day six - leaves chicken bones out and my cat eats it
> cat vomiting and shits out blood
> i go ape shit, but somehow still dont kick him out
> day eight - watching pablo escobar on netflix
> he sits on couch next to me
> he pulls out dick and starts playing with himself
> wTtttttttttttf you doing?
> " i thought you were giving me a sign"
> finally kick the faggot out

>two punches and he's scared

What kind of pussy was this guy?

>>All this shit is covered in dried asian man gravy

LMAO thanks for the laugh man im stoned as shit reading your story

Why did you bother staying if it was so shit? You make out like your some elitist but can't get out of a ghetto shit heap rent house

Three I think
First one clearly caught him off guard since his back was turned
And I was swinging for the hills

>6 ft 3
>220 lbs
>Occasionally lift
I'm no boxer but I'm decently strong and was furious
First hit caught him in the side of the head and pretty much knocked him over
Second one was similar but he was facing me that time
Third one I do the remember but pretty sure I did it

Wow why did you repeat 'the' so many times, kinda weird yourself

>"do the remember"

typing fail made me laugh

Don't remember
Is 1:30 am and am on phone
Though I am trying to do the remember thing
Pretty sure if I got the shit knocked out of me and wasn't expecting it I would be pretty spooked too

Piss on her next time fuck. My dad always told me if a bitch doesn't want to listen u piss on it fuck it. Agh fuck I'm gonna listen to a fuck no fucken way man I just piss on shit forget it. If my dad lived life pissing on w. E the fuck is it that fucked with him and going to jail to still living a long age then fuck it I am my dad and will be him too ah fuck

I had a brand new Infantry private roommate that would always leave shits in the toilet and dirty dishes in our simple barracks sink. I whipped him into somewhat better shape, although he could still act like a real piece of shit till I left.

>last spring 23, senior in college
>one roommate graduates in december so we have an open room
>rooms are rented out individually by "student" apartment complex

>35 year old mexican lady moves in
>shes ugly as fuck
>speaks broken english
>tells us shes getting a doctorate online so she is technically a student
>look on every social media site, cant find anything at all about her

>she used to be a government contractor and work in Iraq and Mexico, cant tell me anymore

>she travels once a week for "work" but never really tells us what she does
>says shes a consultant for hotels
>cant name any of the hotels or locations shes worked at

>come home stoned as fuck at like 1am one night
>shes in the kitchen freaking the fuck out
>thinks the maintenance guy has stollen her $300 hair dryer
>wtf.jpg
>she says she came home and he was in our apartment fixing shit with out notifying us
>i dont fucking care, please stop talking to me
>she has a printed copy of the lease and makes me go through it with her.
>later that night she slips a hand written note (in very shitty english) under my door about the maintenance guy stealing her shit and hows shes going to the management

>another night i come home from work and shes sitting in the kitchen drinking a glass of wine
>tells me a story about her ex when she lived in DC
>repeats the story 5 times, getting more and more frantic everytime
>almost like a crazy person would, speaking faster and faster every time she repeated the story.

>she claims to have lived in the city we were in, but knows nothing about it or where to go, or how to get anywhere
>she stays up till like 4 am and showers at like 3am

>now im really starting to freak out
>nothing she says ads up
>gov't contractors but cant speak english???
>lived in our city but doesnt know where anything is???
>cant find ANYTHING about her on social media
>up all hours of the night?

Cont?

East coast bro

They don't pay me or owe me anything so Fuck wat I care if it gets in my way drink my fucken piss I'm not taking that shit ah Fuck. It. I got problems with other shit and now this is getting in my way????? Fuck it have piss fuck if I care I'm telling u bros don't take shit fuck that u already deal with too much shit that's y I take piss on it fuck that no time for bullshit

op do you live in Washington? just curious

sure

...

Yeet

Oh ya I see I u see u guys deal wit fuck rooms I don't take shit or piss from my boss oh fuck. If u guys need advice piss. Wat I'm gonna live with piss??? I already have piss in balls. Trust me u take out Ur woozoo put Ur fucken pants one day fuck it piss on Ur problem u feel much better oh fuck man shit I use deal with now I piss on it fuck man I don't need shit in life fuck that

My roommate once pissed inside our oven on a drunken stupor. It was pretty funny though.

I'm an elitist because I generally act like a decent human being?
Because I'm not addicted to drugs?
Because I'm not a neonazi?
Because I'm not ignorant?
Because I'm not and idiot?

If looking down on criminals, drug addicts and fucking idiots makes me an elitist then fuck it fine I'm an elitist.

At least I'm not a worthless piece of shit like those people.

I was paying my own way through school, working and taking courses at the same time. Food, rent, utilities, school supplies, clothes, these things cost fucking money so I take what I can get. Also my lady is an idiot and lets anyone in so long as they pay rent.

>my roommates and I are trying to find out ANYTHING about her.
>She told us about a rental property she had once in the area where she "used to live" when she was here
>she has been renting it out to a family for 6 years
>we look online and find the address
>visit the house and ask the residents if they know our roommate
>never heard of here before

>one day she mentions she worked for Strayer University, one of those weird online bull shit schools
>find out she sued the school
>case was thrown out because she had zero evidence of any of the claims she made
>in the court transcripts the judge was like "wtf why are we even here you have zero evidence you are fucking stupid"

>find out who her lawyer was
>contacts the lawyer
>blah blah breach of client privacy
>explain that we are living with this woman and we are young colleges students and scared for our lives because shes so weird
>lawyer agrees that she is shady as fuck and was really weird

look up the court case Lopez v Strayer Edu

If you Sup Forumsros can find out any info about her that would be great,

>by the time all this had unfolded it was time for us to part ways
>we never really figured anything out about her and I have no idea what happened to her because she changed her number like 3 times during our 5 month period together

Her name was Magdalis Lopez

>lady
landlady*

>Be me, 4-5 years ago
>Be 19-20
>Be foreign exchange student, studying in The Netherlands
>Landlord was a real dick, needed a new place to stay ASAP
>Rent a room in a house full of students, 7 other guys (oh boy)
>They all seem pretty chill at first
>Share a couple of beers with them the first night at the new place

>Fast forward a couple of weeks
>Exam Period
>Guys across the hall are two dropouts
>All they do is smoke weed and listen to shitty techno at max volume, day and night
>Throws parties unannounced, constantly
>Keep me up all night, can't sleep, can't study.

>House is a real mess
>Dishes everywhere
>Food leftovers and shit left to rot on the kitchen counter
>Piles of garbage everywhere
>Bathroom floor and sink both full of pubes/facial hair
>Shower is covered in black mold and crusty jizz
>No one even tries to keep it clean
>My food starts going missing, start storing shit in my room in stead
>Techno dropouts have got this shitty mini grill they use to grill Bratwürst with or some shit
>Shit stinks and has a layer of grease all around it
>Keep that shit on the kitchen counter uncleaned for weeks at a time

>Guy in the room next to me has a cat
>Cat pisses all over his room and in the hallway
>Whole place reeks of cat piss day and night

>Eventually decide to stop giving a fuck myself
>Start playing loud music and practicing my guitar in the middle of the night
>Never get any complaints, guess the other guys knew they weren't any better themselves

>Eventually move the fuck out
>Decide to never live with roommates again

>roommates are addicted to drugs living in a 3BR
>male roommate constantly walking around on his heels making loud thunderous stomps with each step
>demonstrate for him how to walk properly using entire foot
>"that's just not how i walk bro"
>female roommate brings all these ghetto thugs over for "poetry" sessions where they smoke lots of weed and make up rhymes about their names and how cool they are and how much weed they smoke
>other thugs stomp on the ground and slap their knees to make beats
>one thug steals my speakers over christmas break when i'm gone
>takes a month of complaining to get it back "he was just borrowing it, didn't think you were gonna be back so quick"
>male roommate brings in crackheads when its cold out and lets them sleep in our living room; i constantly had to clear them out when i left in the morning so they wouldn't clear my room out
>male roommate becomes increasingly paranoid from smoking crack and breaks the lock on my door thinking i snitched to his parents how off his rocker he was
>spits on me when i'm leaving for class
>i'm pissed, my walk home i just let spit build up in my mouth the whole walk and laid it on him when i got home
>frail white boy fight where nobody is hurt very badly
>he invites my ex girlfriend who liked coke over to do coke
>she never banged anyone, but it still hurt that he was dredging up a person i was still getting over
>i have some heated texts with her to stay away
>she somehow convinces our school she was victim and gets a school restraining order on me
>i'm done/broken/hell-bent on revenge
>speak with male roommate's girlfriend of 1.5 years and make up a story about how he cheats on her
>she sucks my dick
>about to fuck her, decide not to moments from insertion
>tell him about it
>felt good man

...

, pretty guud user.

>Be me 20 y.o. fairly good looking 6'0"
>Moving back home for summer with gf, from same area, sublet in a house of 4 hippy chicks, two of whom stay for the summer
>Gf is qt 3.14 8/10 super cute 19 y.o.
>Roommates: N 8/10 fucking babe 21 y.o. huge tits, horny woman, but mature and responsible
>J 5/10 quirky, not important to story
>Story focuses on me N and gf
>N and I strike friendship, we're both attracted to each other, but I'm very in love gf and n knows and respects this
>We still hang out, watch movies, go to nude beaches, we're adults and able to see each other naked without it being a big thing
>Gf hears that we've hung out naked together on occasion and freaks
>Yells at me telling me that I'm thin skinned, easy to seduce and can't keep my dick in my pants
>Tells N that she's a slut and only let us move in to try and fuck me
>We both assure her that everything is fine and we're able to see naked bodies without losing control
>Gf moves out, I'm still in love with her that I stay with her and forgive her
>This ended up being the beginning of the end of our relationship 4 months later
>Gf went from being sweet, awesome person to irrational paranoid bitch, and made me feel like fucking dirt For a long time
>Still kicking myself for not breaking up with her and fucking N