>the country's called The Netherlands
>even though everyone calls it Holland
>its people are dutch
>even though the real "Dutchland" is Germany
>their national color is orange
>even though their flag is red, white and blue
>homeland of the "Old Zealand"
>even though Zealand is in Denmark and the one in Netherlands is called Zeeland
>their queen is Argentine
>unironically a spanish colony
everything about these fucking tangerines is retarded
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literally DUDE WEED LMAO the country
>colonize Indonesia
>get flooded with Moroccans
REKT WITH NO COMING BACK
it's NOT allowed to bully holland
that's our job
Wow, it's almost as if Indonesia is on the other side of the world
The fact that there's no orange on their flag triggers my autism t b h
Declaration of war when?
That doesn't stop Indians and Pakistanis from flooding the UK...
I thought that was Canada
There are more Dutch-Indonesians living here than Moroccans desu, but they're seen as western immigrants instead of non-western
Why do you put Czech roundels all over your aircraft? :^)
Wow, it's almost as if the UK and Netherlands are a different country
Our flag often does contain orange.
...
Didn't you stop using an orange flag because it was considered racist?
The original flag was red, white and blue. The pirates who pretty much started our revolution used orange to show their support to William of Orange. But that was only used during our war with Spain.
During WW2 the Nazi's did use orange, white and red. Which did taint that flag a bit. But our real flag is still red white and blue.
About the red colour, shouldn't that orange supposed to be the faded version of red? I read it somewhere that they change the orange colour to red because when the orange flag was exposed to the climate, it somehow changed to red. Literally what kind of logic is that? Can someone enlighthen me on this? Jou?
nah dude it's all legal back there
Amsterdam is THE weed lmao city
>tfw no Dutch-Indonesian gf
i heard that the flag is supposed to be red, white and blue but many times the dutch were too cheap to use red color which was expensive or something, so they watered it down or something and made it look washed up red - orangy
>his founding fathers are pirates
one simply can't fabricate this statements
The sea beggars.
>how do you want your country?
>just DUTCH my shit up!
All wronski
>everyone calls it Holland
just retards desu
just get regular dutch gf.
those guys are basically dutch
why does everyone always assume indo means mixed
their own government calls the country Holland
that'll explain this
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>government
Let's rule the world together, my Dutch brother.
Holy fuck, I literally laughed.
The world is not enough.
>Mfw never searched for any of those
I'm a disgrace to my fellow countrymen
Let's do this.
>Dutch "army"
t. country that lost Denmark to us
why tf does holland even have an army? what are they going to protect? Tulips?
Our military is focused on world wide deployment. Not on defense.
It's mostly for diplomatic reasons. We have one of the most deployed nato armies. So we can win favours.
The only real threat is Venezuela, who could try to take our carribean Islands. But those Islands are also under American protection.
This video is from last year. But now we also help defend Pooland.
>Swedelets
You're just jealous because you don't get to protect the likes of qt Estonia.
We also help against drug trade to America in the Caribbean. Plus we used to help Turkey with anti-missile defense. We're part of the anti-missile shield of Europe. We also watch the Belgian airspace (and they watch ours).
Is that a toothpaste symbol on the airplane in the 4th picture?
>got their flag stolen by a meme country
thats okay, you guys are cool :)
I love luxembourgs coat of arms
Truly a country without purpose.
It should be splitted between Germany and Belgium.
t. argentina
Have you ever been to Amsterdam? Apart from a few places, the city isn't really like that despite weed being legal.
inb4 >canada
Nah, everyone knows about Canada's God given role on this planet: clubbing baby seals to death.
Most of your points are pretty logical. People call us Holland because back in the day it was the only relevent province (it still is). We are called Dutch by the Anglos other lanuages do a better job at this one. Our national color is orange because the guy who first formed and fought for our country his sirname was orange. The red part of our flag used to be orange. We called New zealand Nieuw Zeeland its just spelling. And our queen is Arentine yea so what. At least she is white :^)