Lets get a green text/story's thread going about when you or someone you know found a girl passed out drunk at a party

lets get a green text/story's thread going about when you or someone you know found a girl passed out drunk at a party.

>This one time
>I went to a party
>Girl was passed out
>I went home after the party

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Well I didn't hang out with assholes who raped women when they were passed out, so I probably don't have any interesting stories to tell you.

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eggs

>Be me. Have girlfriend.
>Go to party. Get kinda buzzed.
>Girlfriend is doing vodka shots and getting wasted.
>She disappears. Keep partying.
>Find girlfriend in friend's bedroom, passed out drunk.
>Tell friend she's out for the night. He laughs and says we can have the room.
>Go back to bedroom. Take off her clothes. Hop in bed.
>She wakes up briefly and says something to the effect of, "when I wake up, I want you to be fucking me."
>Immediately passes back out.
>Well shit, that works. Dick is now diamonds.
>Spread her legs and finger her. She's not reacting at all, but she's already wet.
>Dick even harder now.
>Decide I don't want her to wake up. I want her to stay asleep.
>Get on top. Slide it in veeeery slowly.
>Like, it takes me 2-3 minutes just to get it in, without her waking up.
>Finally hit bottom. Goddamn it feels too good.
>Cum immediately, just pumping buckets of cum as deep into her pussy as possible.
>Keep cumming for a good 30 seconds.
>Roll off. She never woke up.
>Tell her the next morning. We laugh.
>mfw I still masturbate to this event 15 years later.

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A little off topic but:

>Be me
>At get together in friend's basement
>Drunk whore looking for dick
>I'm sitting on couch
>Get laches onto me
>Sticks her hands down my pants and starts jerking my cock
>Hard as fuck
>Some gangster ass faggot was there - definitely wanted to fuck her
>I don't care. I'm drunk
>Go into basement bathroom with drunk cunt
>She blows my job until a blow a load in her mouth
>Her friend - a girl friend this time - kept pull at the door
>Her gangster friend starts talking shit when I walk out
>Left

As for my girlfriend?

>Be me
>Get drunk with my girlfriend
>Fall asleep her in bed - she's next to me
>Wake up, still drunk
>Fucking horny and drunk
>She's naked
>Start playing with her pussy
>She's not moving much
>She's definitely wet
>Start pushing my cock inside of her
>She wakes up
>I keep fucking her until I cum inside her pussy
>Go back to bed

Well this died fast

These kids have no imagination when it comes to rape threads. Social media really killed rape culture.

>be at party at friend of friends house, me with 4 close friends and a few other people I know. Rest are strangers.
>getting late, only people I've talked to apart from my friends are two guys I've been playing cards with and this one cute girl who doesn't seem like she wants to be there.
>get chatting about stuff, we both like animals. She's super depressed cos her dog died few days ago, drinking more than she can handle. I decide to look out for her for the night cos I'm a soft bastard.
>only other person of note is this jumped up white chad-bro with dreads, totally has a trust fund and lives off his parents. Most obnoxious shit I've ever met. Want to kick his teeth out all night.
>turns out he wasn't invited since everyone hates him, only allowed to stay cos he's payed for a shit load of booze.
>evening goes on into early hours, haven't seen the cute girl for a while, hope she's ok, decide to look for her. Find her passed out on couch, chad-bro just watching her.
>I give him a look and carry her to guest room and tuck her in, bucket at side of bed in case she chucks up. She's flat out.
>return to friends downstairs, not 30 seconds later chad bro goes upstairs, I give him benefit of doubt as he probably just needs the bathroom. 5 minutes and he still hasn't come down.
FUCK THIS.

>be me, 23 year old dating 19year old
>live in Florida where they have clubs where 18 year olds can get in but not drink
>gf wants to go to club and bring friend, I buy them jack n cokes and take straws out so it looks like regular coke while I drink beer
>get them both super fucked up, when we get home girlfriends friend sleeps on couch, gf and I take bedroom. Gf to drunk to fuck and passes out
>go check on friend on couch, black out drink and non responsive but breathing
>herewego.mov
>she's sleeping in t-shirt and shorts
>start by kissing her then shove tongue in her mouth
>whip out cock and make her grab it, then slide my hand up her shirt while my other hand is making her hand grasp shaft
>after kissing her I pull her shirt up and suck on her tits
>prop her mouth open and slide cock in mouth, her tongue was so warm and wet on my head
>slide shorts to the side and look and pussy. Trimmed but not shaved
>finger pussy
>reposition her on couch to be laying on her back, still no sign of movement. Shirt pulled up to neck so tits are out, shorts pulled to side
>sorta climb on top of her, one hand on tits, other leaning on couch, rubbing the top of dick on her pussy while kissing her, about to go in
>get the head in, almost blow load
>to scared to go all the way in
>put her back the way I found her
>Go wake up gf and fuck intensely
>cum buckets
>everyone gets breakfast the next morning
>feelsgoodman

keep going!

Or we're all typing faggot

now I'm hard thanks user

Cont.
>Find cute girl half stripped, no underwear. Chad bro with shorts down standing by her with rubber on limp dick. He's jerking it to get hard, failing thanks to the cold air and booze.
>I just flip a switch.
>just run at him and thrown my heel into his chest, he flies against the wall and lands on his arse.
>fire off another kick into his shell-shocked face.
>his jaw unhinges and just hangs there loose, slow trickle of blood. The shock just keeps him from screaming.
I damn near shit myself, looking at his guys mangled face, I'm going to jail.

now here's a man that fucks her right

with me together, you will never be soft

In b4 dinosaur

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why does that make them assholes? She chose to get wasted. It's not like she said no...what's the harm in getting some pussy especially since she won't remember?

damn you're a professional kickboxer now

kek

>everyone else left a party comes running upstairs, they know exactly whats going on.
>I quickly just think of something to say to the peice of mangled bone sitting against the wall.
>I tell him if he ever thinks of pressing charges against me for assault or something like that, me and everyone watching will go to the police and say I didn't stop him in time.
Thankfully I did, he didn't actually touch her.
>in addition I threaten to mangle his dick with a hammer if he ever has a chat with the police.
>he calls a cab to take him to hospital, we tell the driver he jumped out the window, after his jaw is fixed he says the same to anyone who ever asks.
>I decide it would be best to not give too much detail to cute girl in morning.

> 3 weeks down line I bump into cute girl.
>she says a friend told her everything about me saving her.
>asks me to come round to her house to meet her new dog.

>implying anyone here is social enough to go to a party with alcohol without just being a wallflower

Well memed

>piece of mangled bone sitting against the wall
>threaten to mangle his dick with a hammer

damn, you're both a faggot and your edgy preteen angst is showing

While your logic isnt a 100% incorrect, it does present an issue that most people cant agree with, even yourself.

By this logic, then you chose to piss someone off, so it wouldnt be an asshoel thing if someone shot you.
It's not like you said no, whats the harm in them offing you, especially since you won't remember?

While it's not a logical argument to tell people not to do something you wont remember, we can all agree not to do them anyways, solely from emotions.

>I took these picture 9 years ago
>Was her bf
>she cheated
>childhood friend of mine got his shady mates
>we roofied her
>they ran train
>I spit on her and took pics

gg bitch

bump

Cont.
>we get chatting. Turns out chad bro moved shortly after that night.
>she shows me a picture of him on FB. Crooked smile, scar down centre of chin. Can't close mouth properly so has a problem with drooling.
>she hates him but almost feels sorry for his fucked up face.
Almost. I fucking giggle like a mad cunt.
>we eventually go upstairs and bang.
>hooked up a few times after, she eventually moves too.
Never seen her since, just chat online sometimes. I wanted to take things serious, she didnt.

Still think of her.
And that chad bro. Kek.

>be me in college, living with 3 girls
>have New Year's Eve party at house
>most people gone, only like 6 ppl still here, one girl drank too much so she's on a couch down the hall and around the corner from where everyone is hanging out, which is also near booze supply
>Anytime anyone needs refill I offer to go do it, so I can be out of sight from everyone else and alone with drunk bitch for a few minutes each time
>she's wearing low cut black dress
>slide hand right down the top and grab tits
>next trip hold one leg up and put my hand wrist deep in the pussy
>next trip pull top down and suck on tits
>this continues for a while until everyone goes to bed
>wait a few hours to make sure everyone's asleep
>go back to sleeping beauty, give a few nudges and shakes to make sure she's still out cold
>nowornever.doc
>whip it out, put condom on, cant leave evidence
>she's already on inviting position
>live up with spit and slide it in
>realize I'm a rapist
>don't care, keep sliding in and out slowly
>blow giant load while fucking a black out drunk girl
>tuck her back in and go to bathroom and clean up
>jerk off to it for years

>be at party
>see girl Caitlin I kind of hate
>she is a bitch and a whore
>Caitlin is hammered and incoherent
>she keeps slamming drinks
>ends up passed out in basement
>few hours later
>bro tells me about Caitlin
>him and two other dudes took turns on her
>urges me to get some
>uses the phrase hatefuck
>yes, yes I will
>go down there
>it looks like a rape scene
>she's all disheveled
>skirt on the floor and panties wadded up on bed next to her
>she looked so pathetic in that moment
>it made me rock hard to see her off her high horse and in the mud
>she moaned a little when I first started but never moved really
>tried to fuck her ass but never got it in deep
>came on her back and used the panties to wipe it up
>went back to party and passed two guys who gave me the nod
>back to school and she was still a bitch
>it never bothered me as much after that though

>crooked smile
>scar down the centre of chin
>can't close mouth properly so has a problem with drooling
>we eventually go upstairs and bang

theres so much detail in the male that i believe you are a complete and utter faggot who fantasizes more about beating the shit out of the unjust rather than hooking up with someone. also, after nearly getting raped and violated, how comfortable would that be for the girl?

no

amazing pic...more?

I remember the guy cos he was a major dick, plus I still see his face online sometimes.

I can describe the girl some more if you like.

She didnt seem too fazed, I thought it was because she was out cold. Now that I think about it she might have had some sort of issues, I expected her to be much more withdrawn.

you have any more pics you took?

>expecting us to take you seriously

are you just joking around now?

MADMAN

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

I have one or two left on my phone. I didn't get the chance to take that many.
She'd snap chat a lot though.

please post!! so hot

>implying that all greentext's are gospel.

All I know is that people were asking for stories and I had one. Whether or not you believe me is immaterial.

No you didn't. That's Rachel ravaged

>you turn into an mma fighter in a few seconds
>begin to describe his body in an edgy way
>white knight is rewarded with sex

these are all implications that this is a farce set up by an edgy 12 year old attempting to coax us into believing he's some cool dude that got laid

I'd really rather not, still have feelings for her. And if anyone found her or chad bro on Fb it could start a whole load of shit. Sorry.

Inb4 bait.
Inb4 faggot

>bait

this is completely faked faggot, no one thinks its real except for you

But you tried playing it off as it was real, that makes you an even bigger faggot.

>I can describe her in more detail if you'd like.

And now that you got caught in your own pathetic bullshit lies you're acting like it's okay cause not all stories are true.

Get the fuck out of this thread and go to sleep, you're the type of edgy teenage kid to remind the teacher that there's homework, faggot.

not a party but this happened to me the other night
>be me, 19, gf is 17
>go to gf house to sleep over
>her friend from outta town is visiting
>damn she cute
>we all watch a movie on gf bed
>can't stop glancing over at her friend's legs, they're so tan and perfectly shaped and she wearin short ass shorts
>around 4am, after watching some chickflick and brokeback mountain (Actually a great film btw) gf is half asleep and we tired so we all go to sleep in gf bed
>im lying next to gf, they fall asleep pretty quick.
>cant sleep
>cant stop thinkin bout her friend right there next to me
>cant resist
>slowly lay arm across gf and onto friend back
>she dont move
>feel around a little
>there's a thick quilt in the way, but i find her booty
>damnnn that shit so small and cute and soft
>bonerific.jpeg
>fuck it
>slowly, carefully start to pull of quilt, holding my breath
>move it just enough to slide hand underneath
>pull up her shorts so she got a wedgie and her cheeks are hangin out
>diamondsssss.png
>her skin is so smooth
>ass so round and soft and perfect
>slip my hand under her shorts
>feel around
>touch her butthole
>tightest ass ever, holy shit
>its kinda wet for some reason
>massage my finger around, her friend makes a noise and i feel her tight little butthole spasm on my finger
>almost nut myself
>gf starts to move
>remove finger from butthole with lightning speed and ninja reflexes
>gf goes to pee
>fall asleep to the smell of that teen butthole
>when i wake up in the afternoon her friend left a note: "nice to meet you, hope i see you soon

nigger ive seen these pics from forever ago you are not

oh no, my grand tapestry, woven to impress the newfags whose admiration I desperately crave, unraveled before me like worn cloth in the winds.
How will I continue to abide in this cruel world that was once mine, in utter ruin, smote and felled by such cunning minds as yours.

Guess I'll go suck some nigger dick.

pic related

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well dang.

I am diamonds. I demand more pictures.

that's not her, that's just what she looked like. google "teen adidas shorts" lol.

>Couple weekends ago, wife and I and friends are all partying
>Wives are dancing, me and friend go to his home office and show each other pics of our respective wives on our phones
>Really drunk, tell him his wife is hot and I think we should swap wives some time
>He laughs and says no way is he letting me fuck his wife
>Later, his wife is trying on dresses, wants our opinion
>We all go back and she tries on dresses
>He and my wife head back to room to dance more
>I hang back and she tries on a couple more, she's drunk
>I give her some suggestions, complement her legs.
>She says thank you and says she thinks its her best feature
>I kneel in front of her and suggest she wear a shorter dress to show them off more
>Pull her dress up to just below panties/pussy
>Catch a quick peek of the goods, feel her legs too
>Go back out to check on friend and my wife, drink a little more
>Go back to check on friends wife, she's in bathroom, on floor, spread legs, panties on ground in front of her
>She's not blacked out, but not with it.
>I grab her panties, look her in the eye and smell them
>Tell her she smells amazing, wonder what she tastes like
>I pull her dress up and look at her pussy, she pulls it down and says, "stop it, we shouldn't do that"
>I help her up, grab her ass under skirt while doing so

Going to their house again this weekend. Any thoughts on anything I can add to drinks to ensure they get blackout quickly? I have access to alprazolam

rat poison

dont do dat :(

What would your mother think?

props user. well handled.

> great movie......btw


Femanon. Worthless. Get out.

boi what?
i am an man.
if you didn't like that movie, you're probably homophobic and therefore a gay in denial about it. i accept you the way you are though. :^)

>remove finger from butthole with lightning speed and ninja reflexes

fucking kek

Not worth a valid response. Female.

/Dead.thread

I think that movie's shit, too. It's a chick flick for faggots (complete with man-rape).

wasn't about to have my girl catch my fingerfuckin her pal's fartbox man, i had to move fast.

is the word "female" an insult in your book of faggotry? also pic related: you.

dont be a rapest

confirmed betacuck closetfags.

Wasn't thinking rape per se. We discussed that we'd each fuck our own wives, and then when they pass out from the alcohol, etc., presumably naked, we'd each get 5-10 minutes in the other room with the other guy's wife just to kind of fool around

What is this, a story for ants?

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How is drugging women and doing things to them without consent not "rape per se", you fucking nigger?

anymore?