Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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This is mine

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Yeah, but shit to repair is a lot more expensive here. Plus I really like how the 180 looks and sounds. I'll just engine swap a v8 into it ;^)

You've seen the Jimny drift car, right? That thing was amazing.

Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
I gave you two. Anymore would be impure

What do you do in the Army?

>V8
DON'T YOU DARE!

Yes i have, it's pretty fuckin sik m8.

He sucks off girls.

claimed, good morning guys

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Gross

Don't listen to that Makoto faggot. I do no such thing. I'm a network engineer for the AirForce.

I would never, that SR20DET red top is beautiful. Also fuck off.

we can go farther , always aim higher

That sound interesting. What does an AirForce Network Engineer do?

The usual

Ayy
I'm thinking about joining either the Airforce or Navy in a year or two

Eeeeevening!

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I... Engineer networks and maintain them. Not super technical, really easy stuff to learn tbh.

Good luck to you, I fucking hate it.

Evening there, heard you were a drunk from Mako.

Right?

Good man. And what did I do?! Not my fault you work in the Chair Force.

>>>/drunkencutie/

Not as drunk as you were thiugh, you fucking babby.

Oh look it's a huge cutie.

Does it pay well? Did you really need to go to Japan to learn such a skill?
Yup boys are much better to succ

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Just cause I work in the chair force doesn't mean I suck dick. That's the Navy!

Well sooooorrry for drinking way more than you, faggot.

It pays alright. Free healthcare and such, but the rest I have to pay for. I get by.

Also, lewd. You're one of those gay types that likes penis. You and Mako will get along just great.

When did you start claiming, Syndra?

I mean at least I wasn't drunk enough to tell someone else's girlfriend that they're the best thing to happen to me.

I'm bi so it's okay. Boys have a much better taste and smell though.
How long will you be living in Japan?

Maybe if I was an Impure heretic.

what is stopping you?

Looking in mirrors?

That's actually supposed to be girls(male symbol), but Sup Forums decided to leave out the symbol.

No, it's the fact you suck dick that means you suck dick!

So beautiful..

...even drunk me knows I shouldn't have said that.

Looking at my cute girlfriend, I think.

I don't know why I said that tbh, that was kinda weird even sober me is pretty sure I was just saying shit.

2 years guaranteed, but I plan on staying here.

I've never sucked dick though.

>autism: the thread

Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot?

I somehow doubt it as just saying shit buddy, I think you'd said if before when drunk too.

Yeah they always leave out the good stuff.
Do you like it there so far? Does it really smell like wet cat and noodles?

Morals, respect, you know, THAT sort of stuff.
>implying someone will try and argue it's not

I don't really think so, cause I felt nothing but embarrassment after saying it, pretty sure I would have told you straight up. I mean yeah, you're important, but i'm not that gay.

I do, I enjoy it a lot. Mountains, driving, anime/cosplay shit, lots of little neat stores and places to go. It's great. It doesn't smell at all compared to Korea.

Am I being cucked already?! When did you get a cute girlfriend?!

Buuuuuuuuuullshit!

Seriously. Can't even reverse text anymore because "HURRDURR IT'S SPEM!"

Oh you were Korea too? What was that like?
People are all pent up now, they're not able to release their inner Sup Forums.

and why would you let that stop you from being lewd?

Once and forever.

You're still a total faggot though.

When I started dating you.

It's not though. Just cause I fucked a girl with a penis doesn't mean I sucked the penis.

Just as great, but Koreans are assholes. Basically the US of Asia.

Probably, but at least I'm surrounded by cute asian girls. Now just gotta find one that drifts and does cosplay.

I cant remember.
Somewhere in march?

Wew lad

Sounds like my kind of place then. Are you fluent in Korean now?

Hugs the juvia

I really am.

You said a cute girlfriend! Don't tell me lies!

As if I believe that!

Eh?

God no, I had no desire to learn korean. I'm trying to learn Japanese though, taking classes in it.

I was too awkward to do that, it was my first 'girl' afterall, normal girls are easier to please.

Good luck.

I mean, that's what you are to me.

You can release your stress on that big shot Japanese poster then~
They say that American accents are the most annoying to Japanese people. The same as Jamaican accents are annoying to us.

I dunno, I'd be pretty easy to please as a "girl". Just ask Anya.

You have a heavy bias though!

Juvia must remain pure because her love is the purest form of it. Lewds are impure.
Hello Tali
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Ment this pic
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I am a bit tired though

But what if i wanted lewds? Would that still be pure?

And? Does anyone else's opinion matter?

I don't know, they seem alright with it when I talk to em.

I'm sure you are faggot, you're super subby and don't care what happens to you.

she can remain pure and still tease with lewd
after all you can't lewd pure love

But he's a faggot!

Hmmm, I suppose not, nope.

I am not! That's simply speculation!

So you're entirely my cute girlfriend!

Which American accent? We have like 8 of them.

Well duh, they're not going to say "ew silly american thinks he's japanese, he weeaboo pee-pee boy hehehehe" to your face.
How do you know he's a faggot? Pull out your penis and see if he goes for it!

You seem to forget some of the shit you've said to me. I ain't buying it, kid. Also, who you calling a faggot, faggot?

Is anya a girl irl?

The one from Texas.

Ah, you mean while speaking their language. I'm sure it is annoying. Hearing japanese girls speak with broken ass english is the cutest shit, though.

I always cringe when I hear English in anime. You must have some kind of sick fetish.

I'm a fuckin tranny m8.

Yes, because we're a ship.
Full lewds to anyone else is impure
You can't lewd pure love because lewds are impure

Well I won't argue with it then. I love you~

I don't wanna!

I have said nothing!
And you, ya faggot!

See

That explains a lot.

no you fucking idiot its a fucking drawing irl
fagg

It's fucking hilarious. They're so bad at it, but it's the cutest shit ever. They try so hard.

You're real bad at lying, ya fucking dingus.

If he blushes you'll know he's a faggot!

I love you too.

It does?

I don't want to lewd your love

Hello everyone.

Agreed dont give him any honey. Glad i gpt to see you tonight but again my stay must be short.Goodnight i love you.

I always thought you were female.
Do you laugh in their faces when they mess up? rude!

Stop trying to make things gay.

Noo, hilarious as in cute! It's still pretty easy to understand them!

You're not getting any lewds period
Agreed i was glad i was able to see you tonight but I'm tired. Nighty night, love you too
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And nighty night to everyone else

Much dubs oh my~

Those Asians are crazy though, they'll bite your nose off and eat it.

Louise reporting in during a slow day at work!

Goodnight, best girl!

they'll never know

Hmph

I... I don't think that's a thing they'll do though.

FIRST!

Quads checked.

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Maybe I'm just thinking of China.
I would love to go to Japan to visit, not to stay. I love America and I love Whoppers. (every now and then)

Hey, I don't want any trouble..you seem like a nice person, and I didn't want to hurt you.

They have whoppers here though!

But yeah, it's nice here. Worth the visit.

Such a tsundere reactiom

hello who are you?

neat! tell me more about yourself.

Nah. Tsundere would "H-Hey, not that I want to or anything, but we should try to get along."

I'm not nice, I think... I don't know.
American whoppers are bigger though and I don't have to speak anime to get it.
Do they really sound like anime over there?

I'm just another new poster. Who might you be?

I mean, they have the voice of course, but none of them speak with the enthusiasm.