Welcome to Club Kek

Welcome to Club Kek

SIngles = Bouncer kicks you out

Dubs = Get in

Trips = V.I.P.

Quads+ = Free drinks and lap dances for life

check 'em

rell

Sorry mate. Doesn't check out.

get

Rollin for vip feg

Rollerino

Winrar

I'll give you daddy's cummies if you let me in

Check em

Pls

Reroll

M-may i get in sir?

Move you punk.

vip incoming

rolling

Step aside, fellas.

hey

Quads get

Rollin

Why don't I ever get anything good

Shieeet nigger the irony is too much

pls let me in

Hah first trips fags

Rolling rolling rolling

>enters with fake ID

AYO HOL UP

>you cant fake dubs

Fuck you nigga gib me access

Check deez

Roll

Outta me swamp

Check 'Em

Check em

I'm ready to party! Check em

roll

Ib4

Let's go

333 I'm calling

Glhf

Hey bouncer ur gay lol

roll

333

Ayo hol up I be a very important negro!

Fags

Ass Chekum

Roll

Cuks

444 please.

shit let me try again

:^)

Kek'd but not chek'd

staying home 2nite
>:(

Bouncer is a cunt.

Rollin

I'm in

Roll fags

Rollerino

Don't worry dude, we're totally getting in.

Kekle mien sheckle

Kick down the door!

And one more for good measure

llet me in

Rollererooski

Fuck you nigger bouncer

Fuck yeah guys we goin in

...

God day sir

*tips*

I don't have money but i have time, so let me in and waste my time here

In

Alright, see my name is on the list, there

can i please get in mr.bouncer man, i want to play bingo

Roll

excuse me sir coming through

Oy m8 i brought me Gf and pizza for if we get hungreh later

Last club was shit

Re roll

I'm the captain now

I eat nails for breakfast
without any milk

make way faggots

get

excuse me nigger

Rolling

please oh great one

I know the owner, bitch.

hot titfuck

What up I got a big cock

Rolling

Looks like you're in too bud

Yea i know the owner. C ya nerds.

nigga

Let me in. I'm in the list

THIS.
TIME.
FOR.
SURE.

this club is quite empty, hu?

What's even in the damn place like c'mon I'm not gonna go in just for the air of mystery or whatever.

Your club is gay. Fuck you.

Move out of the way

Hi

Roll

Dont have my I.D what do?