ITT: We're all at a sleepover

ITT: We're all at a sleepover.

Eat the brownies

send tits

LAST ONE UPSTAIRS IS A PENIS PUMP

Stay away from my ass you heathens

Who keeps farting, srsly cut it out or I'll pie u in ur sleep

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I hear there's a girl in here somewhere.

i don't like this movie

Mom said to keep it down

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING user? GAMES IN MY HOUSE? I DO NOT FUCKING THINK SO!

do u guys remember penis inspection day?

I'M TELLING MOM

Soggy toast anyone?

Yeah. Swear the nurse tried to suck me.

Fags

god damn i fucking hate this place

>a room in the basement where strange men are dressing up as girls and fucking each other
>people take turns pissing in the clam chowder
>one guy has several bottles full of his own semen
>one guy has several bottles full of everyone elses semen
>there is a cult worshipping a giant metallic penis
>someone in the kitchen is cooking what appears to be human ears
>countless idiots are arguing over something so ridiculously petty that they've forgotten what exactly it was
>the KKK are boycotting us

HELP

You've got nice titties for a little boy.

Hey I'm gonna play some music if you guys want.

when your dad bursts into your room do you guys also think "oh great, here we go again"?

GO AHEAD! OUR MARRIAGE IS ALREADY IN RUINS!

I thought you guys said that there would be food

Ur mom virgin lol

I found these in anons brothers desk, wanna try them?

Uhh, are you sure, user?

HEY GUISE!
STICKY BICKIE TIME!

Do you have halo 3

THIISSS HEEAAARRT
Got some nore

No, I have Saints Row and Skylanders. I only have the starter three though.

Nah

so you didn't bring the chips?

Yeah, its like the stuff you put on pizza. You chicken?

Hey guys! look at this awesome picture of myself that I found while rummaging through my mom's dildo closet!

Guys...you guys! I brought this magazine, guys!

yeah, what gives.

I thought you were bringing the chips!

user! Pit that away, we could get in trouble!

this goes

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

ORDERING PIZZA
YOU GUYS WANT PINEAPPLE ON ALL OF THEM RIGHT??

i dont wanna get in trouble, guys

Lets make a fort and check it out in there!

MOOOOOOOOM! user BROUGHT A DIRTY MAGAZINE!

hello?
anyone there?
i'm out of toilet paper

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I fucking dare you

I got you guys.

Oh shit

time to panic?

killer queen already touched that magazine

WHO KEEPS TOUCHING MY DICK

No way I found it under his bed! Please dont call my mom....shes sick or something at work yeah...

Because child abuse is so funny

Derrick stop fapping I hear you

okay, who the fuck keeps farting in my lunchables


not fucking cool guys

Let's play spin the bottle, guys?

There's a nigger on the loose, watch your bootyholes!

OK guys, seriously? who allowed this guy to come inside. My mom said he wasn't allowed in after what he did last time

HECK YEA GIVE EM HERE

hello?

Ur mom gay lol

Are you fucking serious? You said youd have a nintendo and all you have is this fuckin atari? What the fuck? I wanna go home.

Stop! You're scaring me!

It's alright, guys, I got this.

IM TELLING MY MOM ON YOU

This thread is what Sup Forums should aspire to be more

Ur mom virgin lol!

I miss my mommy

user, I told you, if you want to use the toilet, bring your own toilet paper!

This should be a show, honestly.

is anyone there
please
i need some toilet paper

Ur mom is hot, user. Wheres her bra drawer?

Use the shower curtain.

Who wants to sniff my moms and sisters panties.

Seriously derrick stop fapping
Jeez man

WHO FUCKING DRANK ALL OF THE CAPRISUN

Here, use this newspaper.

Use this, bro.

Sorry.

Hey guys. Did I make it?

my mom got us some ice cream too!

buy some more, user

GUYS, I FOUND user'S MOM'S CLOSET

Who invited the fucking girl? I SAID NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Fight me, user.

I forgot my teddy. I cant sleep without him! I miss my teddy!

Shut up, faggot.

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you better have a dick...

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I was just on my way out..

Wtf you said no girls. This shit is ruined.

hey user, you alive in there?I need some asprin haha
...user?

Ah! Y... you're to strong, Anonkun!

Im bored.

Sorry.

Hey guys, I snagged one of my brother's dvds from the box he keeps under his bed. We should sneak downstairs and watch it on the big tv!

bois only, nigger

I tend to fart violently while asleep, sorry guys but I'm starting to feel sleepy.

Hehe it's fine, user. I'll let you off easy this time.
buy some more caprisun though nigger