Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Alice2 claimed.

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Shit i think i was 12 the when i tried it, and it was on accident. That does sound nice though.

What about mouthwash?

Claimed

I think I'd rather just have a nice cup of tea~
I did try salvia once, it was pretty...something.

How about drinking tea AND huffing paint

Damn that sounds like a real pain in the ass.

God damn i really want to try salvia.

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Memegirl claimed.

I'm bored and don't wanna do my homework that's due tomorrow. Help.

Oh boy. I probably woulda freaked out when I was 12. How'd that go?Ehh..I would't want bright blue lungs anyway.
I wanna try it again. When I did it was pretty much like
"Oh it hit let's see what this is like....oh its gone now"
>mfw

Source.

When I had the abcess he didnt believe that it was bad. When he saw it he did a double take.
Watch Rebecca Blacks Friday and lock up your computer so it plays on loop and cant be stopped.

You want to do some dangerous inhalants with me?

-sits in the corner of the thread, holding onto a stuffed rabbit-

*kicks the living mother of fuck out of that rabbit and laughs at you*

-pushes down on the floor-

-eyes well up with tears-

Good morning

Good morning there~

Stupid fucking rabbit shit.

-tears of clothes-

Shh, its okay. How are you?
Hello! Remember any dreams today?

-waves-

-picks up his rabbit and hides behind you-

How would I know

That's a horrible idea.

Not particularly, I feel like dying right now.

I remember sitting at the computer with a buddy and laughing my ass off at stupid shit on the internet for about two hours, so it went pretty well. I've heard it is pretty short lived but you trip the fuck out for a minute or two.

I bet.

Chara.

It wasn't a nightmare, but it wasn't a nice dream and someone wasn't happy in that dream

How are you user?

Hanako!

>Chara

tell me faggot tell me!

>user

That's Sonata you newfag!

You mean a glorious idea.
youtu.be/_dohWnhmvJY
There are just major problems with communication.

-gives you tea-

o///o -waves-

How've you been?
Sounds about right. I've had tons of times where I see something and I just lose it and I'll see it again after and not think it's funny.
It's so damn expensive here, though.
I'm glad it wasn't a nightmare, though. Anyone I know show up?

I fucking hate newfags.

Zimushka-Zima
Zima morozliva
Oh, ne morozi-ka Zima
Da-li dobra molodca

-looks around at the mean people and back up at you- o.o

-brings you a donut and hopes your day goes better-

Hanako sorry to keep you waiting

I want some mother fucking chocolate milk to dip this mother fucking donut in though!

>Just called the recommended counselors
>You post this
I'm not sure what to think off that you cunt

Oh, alright

Thanks! What kind of tea is it?

No, I just know someone wasn't happy in the dream because I did something. That's all I remember.

How are ya?

Usually how it goes with bosses. And damn you Rory, now you've got me listening to friday.

That's how it felt when i was coming down, everything just seemed boring. I don't even remember how much it was here. Shit i don't even know if it's still legal here,

Tomoko~. *kiss* it's ok my love, I'm happy you're here now.

X_X -hurries to the kitchen and returns with the chocolate milk, extra spoon of cocoa of course-

-is one of a choice selection of English Breakfast teas from Harrod's and shows you the tin- 0.0

Welcome back.
I didnt mean it as an insult, I apologise.
Kek.

I'm always here.

Oh a warm welcome. I'm happy to be here. Sorry passed out last night

I'm doing fine so far, just woke up. What about you?

Oh, that looks noble. Are you sure I can drink that?

Actually I thought it was quite funny

I mean you DID show me the song some time ago

Not well, then...
I'm sorry. Its okay, now you're awake and making someone happy because of something you did!
Coming down is kinda a bummer. If you in America, you can usually get a med card.

>mfw thread picks up and so does work

youtube.com/watch?v=QA8sZgx7ZK8

-nodnods-

;_;

The worst part is that i'm actually enjoying it.

Of course, i have greet you properly, with plenty of affection~. It's okay, i didn't last much longer anyway.

Good to hear. I've been relaxing having some beers so i'm doing great.

Well it just got legalized recreationally in my state, so in a few months i don't even need that. Bummer, post when you can though~.

How are you Sonata?

So, question, what are you guys listening to tonight?

youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

-squeaks-

Well I like it. Oh ok well good I want to entertain you

I suppose you're right!

well then get to work!

awww, thank you, that's cute of you.

That sounds lovely. I just called through the counselors I was recommendend and hoped for a free healthcare place

Is the tea still warm?

Is there anyone who claims Neptune regularly here?

Not anymore

You claiming her or what?

^.^

-shows you the tea cart where the water is always hot for freshly brewed tea- ^_^

-always claims Ika-

But things are getting better!
Mine too! I just happened to have a med card, and it hasn't quiiite gone into effect, I think?
>we might be in the same state
>can't link cuz lazy and mobile
Jim Croce, Roller Derby Queen.
Of course I am~

It comes in waves! 3 minutes, 5 cars, then an hour of silence. I really dunno why..

Good, I assume you have it all set for the whole party, no?

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

Fufu maybe i should give you even more affection then. What did i ever do to deserve such a wonderful cutie like you~?

Oh nice.

I doubt it, you live in California right?

Not...anymore?

I don't see a picture so I guess I'll have to claim her myself.

Maki Claimed

I... remember you from back then. Welcome back

>sips the tea
oh, that tastest good

I'll try my best to make you happy.

>an hour before grocery store closes there is complete silence
>in the last 10 minutes 10 people want me to cut 200g of sausages
Everytime

-sits down with his rabbit, then-

\^_^/ -sets out the tea cakes too-

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NICE

FEET

Good song, Bacon-chan.

Solid jam, Love the Bassline.

Nice feet.

claimed

probably because noire is better than her

Maki is a qt

...could I have some tea too?

*o*

-hurries over with a cup of tea for you!-

see This is your last chance to claim Ika with a picture.

^^

You speak the truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=P9lLD_hgbU4

I am not worth of remembering.
Are you the one with the law enforced conscription?

I dont believe you. Sleep hits us all.
Well then. Sometimes I have a kback for great timing I guess.
Oh god. Thats a sign of too much internet.
youtu.be/9C3O-r5PXUo

Syndra, you Homosex.

Yep! Can't think of where else just legalized..
Well, you succeeded already~

I know that feel so hard.
I once had someone, 30 sec before we switched menus, order 20$ of food then once we started making it tell us he didn't have his wallet and drive off.

There a story behind where you got the rabbit?

I love most of Jim Croce, to be honest. Photographs and Memories is pretty great.

Yes very much. You were very sweet to me and I like you Yeah I haven't seen them in a while

Rory, I don't sleep anymore.

Also: youtube.com/watch?v=hEhfv8d2Vkw

I've actually never heard of him.

-doesn't has an Ika anymore so lets you claim Ikaros.-

-points over to the toy box...it was hungry- o.o

No, you

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So, what are your plans?

I still remembered you.

Yes and no. In my country there is law enforced conscription but I am unfit for military service

Yeah, the timing was just too good

What the fuck man, 30 seconds before changing menus?

Hello. Did you post this in the wrong thread, friend?

Well then.
So practically they gave you C papers in mental/physical health?

Really? Huh. I guess he is more of an older artist.
..well that's as good a story as any!
Murrica.
We get probably at least one large order within 3 minutes of the menu changing almost every night.

-wants to go to sleep- :

-hugs the rabbit close, afraid you will try to take it-

Save this one on your desktop so that you don't miss it.
>click the "download" icon next to the filename.

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Aye, they did that. Evaluated Physical and Mental health and depending on the results you are either
fit for service
temporary unfit, means you have to come again and get evaluated
unfit for service

I was temporary unfit and then completely unfit due to mental health problems

Amazing. Land of freedom indeed

Can't sleep? Sleeping problems?

> too much internet
Blasphemy!

Nevada.

Oh Tomoko, i like you too. You deserve so much more then i can give you, but i shall give you my absolute best in hopes i can be enough.

-is sad now-

-has sleeping problems. Is not asleep.- :

No I don't I'm happy with everything you can give me

...mental health problems?

Ah well, I had kind of high hopes for you.
I had somewhat alright time with A+ papers there, but you know, that changes per person.