I'm already a pretty cool kid, but how do I become cooler

I'm already a pretty cool kid, but how do I become cooler

eat a bag of dicks and don't stop sucking those bad boys till you choke and die. I'm saying try to fit as many dicks, big dicks, as possible. In your mouth. All at one time.

kys

Better eat those dicks OP you don't wanna look uncoool

lock yourself in a freezer

you gotta triforce

Buy this and wear everyday

stop being a kid

Post fake stories on a message board.

You start smoking dat dirty crack rock yo!

Reach level 110 with full raid gear

Gotta start carrying mints. And hand them out to whoever wants one.

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Fuck I hate you fucking useless cunts. I'm so cool cos I keep saying I am. Like fuck you are faggot. Stop being a try hard and be yourself if you can remember who you are.

what's cooler than being cool?

leave Sup Forums

Become an Jew

icecold

What about gum

as long as it's double mint

I SAID WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL

Always.

Will.i.AM>Andre 5000

Stop caring what people think. Bitches love that

You have to triforce.

ICECLOD

Will.I.AM is a moron and a macfag.

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