Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu
>Talk
>Have fun
>That's it

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a meme

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Sorry. Drunk.

Yeah I probably should but I probably won't. Well cute is good I guess

bretty much this :DDDDDDDDDDDD

I love you all :)

you okay? :o

Why are her arms so short and stubby?

fuck you antonio

fug yes :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rumia claimed

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Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that, since you've become a lot more open than when we first started. And yes, cute is good, and you you have no shortage of cuteness~.

Ikaros claimed.

I totally feel that, options are always handy.
I bet working on the strip would be pretty killer...
>says adorable thing
>denies being adorable
???????

Mm..I certainly try to be.

Steven -_-
What's your favorite sex position? :o

They're disproportionate though. They're too short for her body

Robbie :o

hide and seek

Because I only SAY adorable things, but am not!

>I certainly try to be
And you're doing good. You don't whine as much as I do and you also had a shit time as a teenager/kid

LEWD

Well yeah otherwise we wouldn't go anywhere. Sexy is better right?

Oh hey Chara

Greetings, straight mentally ill girl

...

A dead meme

Not my sort of stuff, but it's not bad
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Rory you're drunk aren't you
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That hurts...

I'm leaving. Tell Sonata I said hi

Chara I sincerely think you should kill your self.
I'm NOT trying to insult you by telling you to kill your self
You're parents are disappointed in you. You're life is basically pointless because your social and romantic life is on an imageboard.

Are you mean to Robbie?

I'd actually kick your ass if you were -_-
what a pervert :o

Fuck.

what's a waifu

k thx bye

byebye, I'll tell him

a alive meme
why would i be mean to him -_-

No, I'm being serious.
Please consider your options.
>inb4 regular chara reactions to hate

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Ah shit that would be horrible working down there. Even in the middle of the day on a weekday there is so many damn people there.

I actually never noticed that, you're right.

I want to go to all kinds of places with you~. Sometimes, but i kinda like cute more, for the most part.

How about this?
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claiming best girl

morning cutie :o
you're a white racist -_-

I'm serious too user. I find it quite amusing that everyone thinks that my favorite pass time is my whole life.

Her biceps have to be a little longer and her forearms need to be larger in general.

claimed forever, witness me

youtu.be/wxhkp52h9qo

You are literally the scum of the earth in my eyes.

Saying adorable things makes you adorable~
checkmate.

>don't whine as much
You're going through tough times now, much tougher than I am. I got no place to.
It's good you don't~
Imagine being a fucking fast food worker on the strip.
So many terrible customers.
Always busy.

Denial isn't just a river in Italy, Chara.
You're only fooling your self.

Best pony

WITNESSED

wow what are you doing here go back to gta v with the furry

all whites are racists -_-

You mean Egypt?

Best choice!

Race war now!

CUNT

fuck off mudslime
robbie isn't white :o
That's a nice song qt

They honestly probably make bank, but there's no way in hell i'd do it. Dealing with the sheer number of people would be bad enough, but then having to deal with a bunch of drunk asses too, fuck that.

You have good taste.

Don't worry I still love you Barry

Thanks, you too!

then what is he :o

o.-

-rubs one sleepy eye and peeks out from under the blanket-

I'm never drinking again...

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cut me yuno

Eh, I'd honestly be surprised if they made more than minimum wage.
"Someone's gotta scrub the toilets in heaven."
To borrow a phrase from a certain someone.

Are these my 72 virgins?

I've been drinking for the past 6 hours.

Hello.

Your nice.
But thank you.

Caucasian :o
There's only like 4 posters that even matter anymore
Have sex with me

What if the toilets never get dirty in heaven?

Why not?

Yuno best girl

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What happened?
Hey bacon

>Your
That's wrong, but eh.

Why this?

I feel so dead.

that is white ya dingus -_-

don't ignore me yuno

nu

-has finished feeding kitties and listens to the sound of contented crunching-

This guy gets it
That's why she's mine
How much did you drink?

You're nicer to me :o

cute rei
You're white trash -_-
fuck me or I fuck you

I think you had it worse though

Look user, I considered suicide at several points in my life. Why should? There are people far worse off than me who didn't an hero. Frankly it would be an insult to their will of living

Oh, hey~ Didn't see you there!
It's an expression, not something to be taken literally.

you're spic trash

yuno me yuno

-has reserved all his lewds for someone else-

How much did you even drink, lightweight?

I thought about it but I didn't want to be too edgy.

Could be, but i don't intend to find out. XD

How was class?

Just in one of those rare moods to drink. and i just feel great right now.

Yea you better stay away from her
Eh, nothing special. I didn't fall asleep so alright I guess
How has your day been?

who?
you're an annoying little kid -_-

Far less than it should've taken to get me this drunk.

Heya. How's it going?

I actually have no idea, but we got through two bottles of rum.

Ah, right. Last night was weird we just ended up getting super sentimental-drunk.

Name one.
>protip: you can't
>inb4 you
Plus toilets are against the bible.
"Blessed is the one that grabs little children and smashes them against a rock" - Psalm 137:9

I dunno...
That's not exactly a competition I wanna have, though.
>making min wage at fast food and hate it
It's going good! Finally home from work, so I can relax!
Except no, because my computer is sitting there taunting me with its lack of working.
Feeling any better?

I fail to see how that psalm is relevant, but that's not exactly a question I want to get into.
Also
>Name one
You!

"Lol Christians are ghey as fuck"
Psalm 133:7

this is a good meme

Did anything stupid while drunk or what's the reason for never wanting to drink again?

-leaves gluten free treats and pears on the counter and looks around hopefully-

-_-

reply to me yuno

I have a hangover and received an email that was hopefully sent in error saying that I may be failing uni because I haven't handed in assessments that I'd applied to delay until April. So could be better, I suppose.

Oh I basically did a repeat of last time, but this time it's just the hangover that's bothering me.

Of people who had it worse than me?
I know someone who self harmed and whose life I saved by talking with her. She had an abusive and bipolar father who couldn't control his moodswings at all.

Well... Fair enough, I don't want to either. What are your plans for the rest of the day?

I'ts been night/early morning for me but it's been pretty great.

I've been there.

I know about that, my mom, brother, and several friends have worked fast food and i've heard the horror stories.

post lewds, newfag
kid me yuno -_-

Can I have one?

I couldn't be nicer than you.

>self-harmed
Wow what a snowflake.
Any bitch who cuts herself needs to kill themselves.
You fucking messed up. Should've let the speshul snoflayke kill themself.

-blinkblinks-

-gives you one, is glad someone is enjoying them- v.v