Hello, Sup Forums

Hello, Sup Forums

I have a question, how do i disappear out of existence and also exist? no suicide. No an hero. Just change fingerprints and stuff enough to make me nonexistant in any type of government computer.

skinning them doesnt work.

The reason behind that: Ive got a plan, something funny, something with a real good sense of humor, spray paint my face on the white house maybe, burn a billion dollars maybe (get it? Bill-ion as in bill gates and money?)

Also, im offering alot of cash for the person who gives me a proper answer

Move to nigeria

i could also just visit the zoo

The simple answer would just be fake your death and move to somewhere far away. Change your name and appearance with proper papers. And for jobs, you could just put down companies that have closed and references could be people that have passed away so a sob story, to the right person, would work miracles. And if anything, change how you speak/speech pattern/ accent in the off chance that you would run into someone from your old life.

im not into the normal life, i have a plan to be all over the news, cause chaos maybe, you dont know how simple it is to make people go from a to b while killing each other

Another edgy elementary schooler

Just saying finger prints(Or DNA for that mater) aren't a problem if you've never had them taken(aka getting arrested) or if the police get it from your things if your disappearance isn't that silent, what you really need top worry about is dental history (and maybe medical history if its distinct), everyone has those.

Welcome to the no fly list, faggot.

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Not faggot op, but i got mine taken in first grade. Am I fucked or would my prints have changed considerably since then?

so, hiring a good hacker can help me out with that?

purdy fucked

It's called going off the grid...step 1: go off the grid

1. Burn off fingerprints
2. Change look
3. Get tan
4. Go to the border of USA
5. Speak Spanish
6. Get caught and shipped back to Mexico.
7. Get Mexican papers
8. Come to US illegally
9. Get license, healthcare
10. Your now a sweatback American named Pablo.
>profit!¿

brilliant

it still means that ill have an identity

i wanna be nonexistant not Pablo the Escort

Nigga .

1. Dig hole
2. Live in hole
3. Go fuck yourself.

why the fuck do I keep coming back here

Better Call Saul

Not OP here, but question about finger prints.

I had a job that required finger prints. I think it was only on a county or state level, but not 100% sure. Am I in pretty much every data base? Never arrested or anything, just finger printed the one time for the job (in 2011.)

Thanks if anyone knows.

cant fuck myself im not gay, bad at digging holes and living in there

Want new fingerprints? Cut your fingers
And hopefully then you'll kys

that doesnt work

Just kys.

not that much of a virgin either, cant kiss myself

anyway i guess youre the dude with the illegal mexican suggestion, still a good idea to get gassed tho

because if i get the answers for what i want everyone in this board will have em, and you might aswell use the disappear out of existence thingy too, am i right

The 'dying' part is pretty easy. Hire a boat for the day on a credit/debit card. Collect life raft from another place, buy it in cash with disguise or steal one. Take boat out to ocean. Leave wallet, keys, phone, ID, everything tying you to your life on the boat. Row life raft to shore. When the boat doesn't return they will come look for you. Assumed overboard. Job done.

thats actually pretty helpful, not what im searching for but gonna keep it as plan Sup Forums

Further to this and way before you do that. Travel to Eastern Europe and have a surgeon do a skin graft from your toes to your fingers. Viola! Finger prints changed. As for dental if you're that serious while in Eastern Europe have all your teeth removed and dentures put in. If you have tattoos etc they will be more difficult to get rid of.

Try to remove any online presence you have, clear up as much evidence of your former life as you can, try to get rid of stuff you didnt post if you can via gaining access to their device or account. Then move away and use a fake alias. Make up an excuse for people closest to you so they don't start a missing persons case...

i think this guy.. hes on the money.. you less then nonexistant as a mexican

>> Kill a doppleganger
>> Find a Dentist
>> Make him watch "The whole 9 yards"
>> Start conversation "wouldn't it be funny.."
>> Kill dentist after
>> Dispose of Dopple and Dentist
>> Report your death
plan B
kill a doppleganger drifter. Take his life

What is the Dentist for?

watch the whole 9 yards cunt

Sup ForumsRO IS ABOUT TO FLIP SHIT AT THIS

Ultimately impossible if your blood/DNA is on file in some Gubbermint Mega-server somewhere.

Hope ur plan in to burndown that world to ground, and bring back the age of chaos.