G'morning user

g'morning user,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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because my life is pretty good

how good is it ?

suicide treads have the best porn gifs

do they ?

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

yup they are the only reason to live

whats her name?
glad there is a reason.
how r u ?

I get a raise at the end of the month, and I'm curious about how good it will be.

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Yes it's all cool until it happens

>I am a robot
>This is the life i want
>Not the life chosen for me

I bet that's really what u wanted as a kid..To conform and meet everybodies standards

i hope u get a big one.
then what?

Things have been pretty shitty for the past four or so years but for the most part I've passed the "I really want to fucking kill myself" phase and am now in the numb sort of "I really really don't give a fuck what happens" phase. Doesn't necessarily feelsgoodman but it's whatever sooo here I am.

I don't have any real reason to keep going but I give too few fucks to stop.

Realise that your sense of freedom means nothing. Owning the house you live on and the car you drive means nothing when you paid 5000x the production value of that car and the patch of land "your" house is on is owned by the government

im to much of a pussy to do it

Reason to live today:
>I'm seeing the woman I love today.
>She sent me pics of her yesterday.
Reason not to live today:
>Woman I love isn't with me but has told me she loves me but is in a relationship with a guy she doesn't completely like that won't let her go. Makes both of us feel like shit.
>I feel really guilty and just generally like a shitty person for fapping to her and am now questioning if I really love her or she just makes me hard.

nice dubs
and i agree.

>Married nearly 20 years to a lovely, sexy woman who lets me be me and fucks me regularly
>3 great kids who aren't robots
>Kicked cancer in the balls
>Good-paying job, nice home, nice car
>Few good friends who I see pretty regularly

Why the fuck would I kill myself?

Lol iunno bout everyone else but I live with my brother in a raggedy ass 50 year old mobile home on a $250 a month lot in bumfuck hillbilly Virginia, drive a worthless 30 year old pickup that I had to forge an inspection sticker for to even drive on road, and make about 7000 a year scrubbing toilets. I ain't got shit which means I don't owe anyone shit. Virtually no obligations or responsibilities. I'm so far beneath anyone's radar that my own personal sense of freedom means whatever I want it to.

congrats on beating cancer.
and everythign else.
how are you doing ?

You must be the most gullible cunt I've seen in a long time

>She doesn't even like the guy that is currently balls deep in her asshole

Gtfo this is not a cringe thread

Thanks, user. Life is good.

Objectively I'm doing alright. I spent far too long worrying about the future and every little thing so that now I'm constantly asking myself if what I'm worrying about can even be remedied at the moment. If it can't, I don't worry about it. If I don't want to deal with something, I just don't deal with it until I absolutely have to. Just taking things one day at a time and focusing on what's directly in front of me instead of what's behind me or in the future.

sauce

Have good job, good kinky wife, good health, travel a lot, nothing to hate really

how kinky is she?
no sauce, but nice dubs.

More kinky than I am is all that is needed user, ropes, butt plugs, anal, choking, nipple suction cups u name it

sounds like you married a winner.

I don't have a shotgun and am legally prohibited from owning one.

The fact that I'm doing well enough at pretending to be a functioning adult that no one seems to notice I'm really not gives me enough hope for now.

wow, such a violent way to go out.
keep up the act.

sure

don't have a reason to, don't have a reason not to. everything's pretty grey.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A&list=PLmx8qXwUiIWDqxtXHn4HgRy9t969dz3uI&index=1

sexy dance! hot! :)

I'm taking care of my mother after her surgery. Other than that I'm 25 in a few months, no job, rarely see friends, live at home, unhealthy. Hey, at least my family is rich and I've personally saved 40k from my last job, right? I'd kill myself if it wouldn't give my mother and grand mother a heart attack.

Thank you. I woke up after a nightmare and did have some suicidal ideation. I'm grateful for the reminder not to end it all.

That video is amazing! I have somehow regained the will to live!

Because all this suffering has to have some light at the end of the tunnel... or I'm wrong and the suffering won't end until I'm dead.

Take some of your savings abd buy yourself a nice blowjob. You will feel better. I promise.

My wife and kids can all go to school for free due to being a disabled veteran rated @ 100% Permanent & Total.

My wife gets paid to go to school by the VA and I'm working on my MS in Cybersecurity and getting paid in the process.

My three kids can be a total pain in the ass sometimes but I wouldn't have it any other way.

In the bedroom my wife loves pain, I love giving it to her. Choking, slapping, whatever I want and she cums HARD every time. Very submissive but you wouldn't know it by the way she carries herself professionally.

Loves getting as she says "I love how my ass feels stretched when you fuck it". The pussy is still as good as it was before our kids (Our last two boys were damn near 10 lbs!) No gag reflex whatsoever.

Been married 9 years and it's only getting better every year.