Ask a Chimney Sweeper everything

Ask a Chimney Sweeper everything

he looks like a ninja

does ur job require ninja skills then?

Who even has chimneys anymore

You're lying Mr Ninja sir

Do you prefer chimney to chimbley?

In Germany every house has a Chimney.
I have seen 3 houses without a chimney so far
But no, im not a ninja Sup Forumsro

Do you like your job? Does it have some effect on your personal life (if you have one)?

Chimneys

I do like it.
I have to work about 6-8hours a day, so i have enough time for hobbys in my personal life

Have you seen anything unusual while working as a chimney sweeper? Like Santa or chimney-burglars ?

I'm Working as a Chimney sweeper for half a year now, but i often do see dead pidgeots and other birds
I've never seen santa because i dont work on Christmas

whats the meaning of life?

to sweep chimneys and invade Poland

Are you a zwarte piet

No I'm not a Demon

Who ever said he was a demon

The most unusual thing you ever found in a chimney?

I am sure he is

A living pidgeon with bloody chest and wings and btw the bird was cooked

No is not
Not all black people are demons you racist

Always wanted to be a chimney sweeper. I'd love for that Poppin' Mary bitch to sweep me away after every chimney sweeping song with the lads.

That is not possible
A living bird but its cooked?

The bird was cooked because the exhaust gas had a temp. of 200°C
But it was still alive

A bird can't live if it got over 200°c

Don't tell me that this is not a deamon

I knwo its weird, but it happend 6 weeks ago

Thats krampus you fucking autist
This is zwarte piet

I've never heard thst before, in Germany we have this demon

Schwarzer Peter du vollmongo.

This.

Its a apart of a dutch holidays these guys enter your house through chimneys and give you presents

Ows tha missus guv?

Bei uns kam immer nur Knecht Ruprecht

The nazi's have entered

What series of poor life choices would you say led you to be a chimney sweeper?

I want to become a Firefighter after my education as a chimney sweeper

>education as a chimney sweeper
europe really is the best place in the world

>tfw americucks are jealous

Got my chimney cleaned about 5 years ago and used it maybe twice since then. Is there anything I should do before using it now?