Listen up stoners

Listen up stoners.

Do you realize how great pot is? I don't think you do. Because you waste it all the fucking time.

You sit there breaking it apart with your fingers, and lighting it on fire. Then you ruin your teeth, lungs and voice. Fucking retards. That goes for you too vaper-fedora-teir faggots. And you too, retarded dabbers. Fucking cook a batch and save it for later you shitheads. You look like retarded homeless wannabe chemists with your rigs and torches. Not to mention you are wasteful as fuck with any other method except for cooking.

Not to mention the shit you do while youre on it is retarded. Watching looney tunes reruns and jerking off. Fucking kill yourselves. God gave you this amazing fucking gift, and you waste every opportunity you have with it. How many times are you going to blow your stoned load before you're satisfied? How many times are you going to watch a Seth Rogan film through your cherry red tomato eyeballs?

You fucking stoners make me sick to my stomach. Wasteful bunch of faggots. I'm not against weed, I'm against stoners. And I described your dusty, tar filled, lives perfectly, didn't I? Fuck off and do something productive you fucking retarded niggers.

How fat are you actually?

>God gave you this amazing fucking gift
kek

what do u think stoners should do with weed, I dont think that u have any knowledge about dope

i agree with this
doing weed recreationaly should only be done once a month or so otherwise it loses its magic and it turns into more of a narcotic (opium-like) rather than psychedelic and refreshing for hte mind.

How do you think you know so well?

excuse my retard english

gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8

Awww, somebody is mad that others are having more fun than you.
>>Grow up faggot.

>be me
>in uni
>making $20 an hr working part time
>make more than chumps working full time at minimum wage
>work from home
>go to school from home
>smoke literally ALL day


would love for u to join me OP

>Watching looney tunes reruns and jerking off

I mean, I like a smoke but...that is NOT on my to-do list.

than what should be done with it you whiny little bitch

Yawn

Shut the he'll up faggot. Lol you either a troll or some self imposed faggot. Who thinks he's real smart. What's so good about your life? All the time I'm wasting on a dumb ass normie. Who will never understand life..

>>getting stoned and jerking off to loony tunes.
That's how I got addicted to hentai.
Not even once!

Dumbass. Sorry mate. But you haven't educated yourself. Don't bother replying, I won't.

Hmmm, sometimes I turn these shit threads into Ask The Grower Grow Questions threads.

Any Q's?

Because I smoked 24/7 for 11 years after dragging myself out of your time-wasting cluture. I have not met one person that wants to smoke and create. Smoke and excercise. Smoke and Camp out. They just want to smoke and sit on the couch.

>i don't know what to do with weed beside jerk off

Hmmmmm.. Neem oil okay for outdoors?

then you need new friends faggot.

Should I trim when im growing outside or just let it grow however it wants?

...

Ps. I smoke weed a lot. I articulate my self just as well now. It's honestly funny. Weed is good bro. Unless you turn. Schizophrenic. Which I think would be fun.

>Because I smoked 24/7

There's your problem

>I have not met one person that wants to smoke and create.

I'd say you just hang around a bunch of losers.

Yes, if needed, Doktor Doom Pyrethrin spray is also good for mites, if that's what you're using it for.

You can top it and let it get bushy if you want, it might produce more, and staying short would make it harder for somebody else to find, up to you.

I know bro. Some people are kind of born retarded though. Weed makes it worse. They make good sex slaves Though....

Oh BTW I think jerking off and smoking high grade. Is. A. Terrible. Idea. Saying no more.

Listen up drunks

Do you realize how great alcohol is? I don't think you do, because you waste it all the fucking time.

You sit there chugging your Buddweiser, then you ruin your liver and mind and social standing and family life. Fucking retards. That goes for you too cocktail-fedora-tier faggots. And you too, retarded wine snobs. Fucking get an enema kit and save it for later you shitheads. You look like retarded homeless wine-os with your bottle of Jack and your whiskey stones. Not to mention you are wasteful as fuck with any other method except for butt-chugging.

Not to mention the shit you do while you're on it is retarded. Complaining about your failures in life and beating your children. Fucking kill yourselves. Man gave you this amazing gift, and you waste every opportunity you have with it. How many times are you going to forget about the savage beatings you unleashed on your family before you're satisfied? How many times are you going to black out and piss your pants through bloodshot eyes and slurred speech?

You fucking drunks make me sick to my stomach. Wasteful bunch of faggots. I'm not against alcohol, I'm against drunks. And I described your depressing, bitter, empty lives perfectly, didn't I? Fuck off and do something productive you fucking retarded niggers.

Zooooo clozzzzze

Right!? Bugs bunny dresses like a girl once and now I can't stop jerkin it to trap porn.

come on, story time?

Yeah that old argument. Ewww smoking is sooo gross. Ethanol shots!!!!

>2017
>still believing in a god

...

Hahahahahahah. I'm pretty sure the two together. Are just bad. Now fuck off prick hahaha ;]

Much edge. V. Sharp

>smoke weed
>make drum and bass
>read
>play old games with friends

ye fuck u an hero

No more grow questions?

It's really not hard. I'd suggest buying a couple grow books and joining a grow forum, the forums are very helpful to newbies.

Better to grow it for a few dollars per ounce than pay several dollars per gram.

If op wasn't retarded he would know that besides alcohol diffusion cooking is actually the most wasteful thc wise

If OP wasn't retarded he would have realized that "vape fags" and "dab fags" are actually being the most efficient by leaps and bounds.

Anyone who still combusts regular plant matter is living in the fucking stone age.

>all these (you)s for stale pasta

Living proof stoners are fucking retarded

>Replying to people on a message board

It's almost like that's the whole fucking point of this place existing. If nobody replied to shit that was obviously bait there would be no discussion.

theres plenty of other thread
why spend time in one meant to b8?


its almost like you're retarded

Lol yeah because our time would be so much better wasted on yet another trap thread or the same stale YLYL bullshit that gets posted every week.

This whole board is garbage, it's kind of dumb to try and berate people for the particular flavor of garbage they choose to engage in.

I mean shit, you're here replying too, so I guess you're just as much of a faggot as the rest of us.

Ha ha ha still believes in God.