Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qGBn7sllYRc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

That was a stretch.

I want to watch someone fuck my waifu

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murder me yuno
(not cuck yuno)

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youtube.com/watch?v=qGBn7sllYRc

>Always check out these threads
>Never see my waifu
>Never know whether to be happy or sad about that

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Why this?

Why?

Please stop.

Well I mean you kind of have to claim your own waifu.

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Yes

Because Smugs thread.

No clue, sounded good when I typed it.

i thought you were dead :o

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Why am I suddenly too tired to function?

I'm just feeding this, aren't I?

Fair enough.

But it doesn't make sense!

I want a threesome with your waifu.

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just a dream of mine

Just inside

Would you fuck mine?

ホロはここにおるのじゃ

So is it Chinese or Vietnamese?

カラミチーマス

me too
-fucks avatar-

Saber claimed

why are you fucking konata and not yuno?

I should stop.

But why?

Afternoon! How's it going?

Heya. How're you?

i am
i'm fucking your avatar ya dingus

I know, just felt like I had to say something stupid sheesh.

Love me anya poster

Paranoia Agent was pretty amazing.

nope, didn't even watch that show.

Shoo

>implying anyone hasn't fucked yuno

Great. I'm soaking atm, along with some sake. Bliss.

I draw my line with that ones too psycho for me.

Fair enough.

Why this?

Oh, really? Would you recommend it?

I actually didn't realise who was memeing on me.

Sounds nice, I'm kind of jealous.

Claimed Moko-chan

she looks like she loves it.

also please insult me more
sad
i like to watch so i havent. unless cleanup counts.
mans fetish and her pleasure.
explain

you have a small dick lol

Did you really not?!

Because why not?
>not enjoying the sloppy seconds
You cant even cuck correctly

Neither, It's Japanese Katakana

Sauce

So fucking sexy

Yeah, but... Why?

I really didn't. Why is my girlfriend shitty meme trash?

I'm just not sure it's something you should state about someone that's taken.

Claim

I dont mind the idea of a woman killing me, its more the fact of I dont want to die just because she decided out of no where fuck it your done. Yuno has seen too much shit for me to be comfortable with her lack of sanity.
google box that shit.

Not that. Me and OP had a convo last night about lion dancing, then fire breathing came into question.

i'm dissapointed -_-

thats fact not insult
i cant put it in. i use my tongue.
some people do things different.
but you wouldnt fuck her?

Oh

Because you love it.

Why

you want to watch other people fuck your wife and clean up their cum lol

i thought you had got the bleach -_-

I dunno, I know someone who was a cuck once and they would not recommend it.

I think I just love you.

Nope risk is still too high

I have bleach, i just need to drink it

why haven't you then -_-

I don't know

its great seeing other men do what i cant do for her.
he was never a cuck. people are born with their kinks.
your a waste then

Claimed

If you think about it Hitler did nothing wrong he was just trying to keep the race nice and strong.

-_-
Does he work at mcdonalds?
how does it feel knowing you will never be able to please her

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You don't need to have a kink to be a cuck. Sometimes it just kind of happens.

I don't know, does he?

Your waifu is a nigger loving jew who hangs around on Sup Forums to find jew loving niggers and fuck them (did I mention that she was a jew that loves niggers?)

i don't know, do you? :o

I just downloaded the app and dont know how to so that. Help a bro out man

it feels weird. but im happy other men can please her in bed and i can provide for her.
he was pushed into it and never ready

Who says I was even talking about you? I might know other cucks!

No, do you?

lol what a loser

no, does antonio?

Definetely, it's a weird little show, it has its charming moments and the unnerving ones as well.
It's more like a character exploration in a sense. Each episode is told from the perspective of that respective character, and how they deal with stress.
I would make an analog to Lain, but it's not as hard to follow as Lain, plus they do kind of give a staight forward-ish answer at the end.

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>he was pushed into it and never ready
Sounds about right. I'm not into that shit at all, and it fucking tore me apart. Broke up with them and never looked back.

The King Cuck does not count, since they still seem to be enjoying it to the fullest.

claimed

Can Jews love Niggers?
Google how to google it.

see Sup Forums and ask them that.

yeah i know but i like it.
wait it was you? tell me the whole story.

No, does your boyfriend?

you're a worthless loser lol
no :o

I'll add it to the list then. It could be interesting.

I'm honestly not entirely sure you count either.

>stellar claim

Ok

It wasn't legit cucking, but more a long distance relationship was made into a poly-relationship with a third person. I had odd work hours, they ended up spending more time together than I could with either of them. Some other factors came into play, I felt left out, eventually started purposefully pushing myself away from them, and then broke up with them after a time. Hurt for a while since I was with one of them for a bit more than 5 years when it went poly, but I got over it, am with Anya now, and am never having that happen again. Enjoy your cucking or whatever, but just know, once the thought that they love someone else more than you, in every sense, it's going to start eating you up.
>That's a TL;DR. A full version would probably take a long time to fully explain it all.

And why is that?

How drunk is the Sole Bote?

what now, false bishop

Lol baguette

Nothing

i like being a worthless loser.
as long as i can watch and provide i dont give a shit if she likes someone more. i like being 2nd place.

0% drunk and 100% swole
Next Monday the infantry qualification course starts, kinda nervous

lol butt

Best type moon claimed.

Because it was almost like you were tricked into it.

>am with Anya now
Couldn't tell, honestly.

I think it is.
Sorry, I'm seeming a bit pretentious again.

This photo is actually kind of funny.