Watching a movie with dad

>watching a movie with dad
>he pauses it
>"let's get some McDonalds kiddo"

>he breathes heavily with sweat dripping off his forehead and soaking his dirty stained undershirt and sweatpants as he tries and fails to heave himself out of his chair
>you try to help him but he waves you away angrily
>"hand me my cane"

>watching movie with dad
>he pauses it
>"let's take a shower kiddo"

>tfw he makes you shower while he watches and takes a shit

>tfw no dad

>Watching a movie with wife's son
>Pause it
>"Let's go see black daddy"

I'm picturing house, was that what you were after?

>watching movie with dad
>hey son, I love you

>Dad comes home drunk
>He beats your mom and your brother but he doesn't beat you

Best birthday ever

Pretty gay to be honest

>Its a dad beats your step brother episode

>he takes you to a gay beat up bar

>tfe

>watching a movie that happened to be on TV with dad
>tfw it was Todd Solondz's Happiness

>Tfw he takes you to KFC and rapes you

>Dad thinks movies are for gays & women
>Watches all the fast & furious

quotes the movies, tells me he lives his life a quarter mile at a time

>tfw when dad drunkenly confesses that his biggest regret is letting your cunt mother trap him with a family he didn't want in the first place

So is he a gay or a woman?

>watching a movie with drunk dad
>he starts crying, then sticks a gun down his throat
>mom starts yelling at him to stop
>dad then beats the shit out of me and my mom

childhood was wonderful

>Watching About Time with girlfriend
>Thought it would be a qt romantic comedy, and would get me laid after
>Turns out it's a movie about the love between a father and his son
>I am almost in tears when after the father dies
>After the movie, I call my dad
>I'm gonna visit him and mom next week
>Arrive there
>Watch About Time with mom and dad
>Me and dad go and play table tennis after and listen to old records
Best time of my life

oof, right in the feels

Not him, but once mum's told me she regrets meeting my dad many times.
They are still married.

They said after I moved out their marriage become so much more stronger.

I have mixed feelings, at first I'm happy that mom and dad are happy with each other, but then sad that I might have been the reason they were miserable

Shit that is nice

My favorite is when he tells me what his hopes and dreams were when he was younger and childless.

>Watching movie with dad
>he pauses it
>"time to do some baking haha"
>slides out cake pan from under couch stuffed with weed

>watching movie with dad
>he decides to dump his raisinetes in the bowl of popcorn

shit, somebody post the raffey pepe please

>watching a movie with dad
>he pauses it
>let's go get you a job, kiddo
Worst movie ever

lel I get your meme reference XD

dumb frogposter

>watching movie with dad
>he farts
>he says Hey grab a couple beers slurishly
>I say I drank the last one 20 minutes ago
>he says Fuck sakes like a true drunk asshole
>movie is ruined for a good 10 minutes
>guess what he asks again
>throw empty beer can at him
>he acts like I've just broke his heart
>nottodayfucker.dll
>I say Go look in the fucking fridge!
>he says nothing and is snoring in ten minutes
>he dies 3 weeks later
>best movie buddy I ever had

I dunno I think "get me a blowjob kiddo ;)" was way worse.