What is their name?

What is their name?

What is their story?

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Maggie


>Fall for her
>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>Try asking her to lunch
>Say yes, but drags a guy friend along
>Awkward lunch. Guy friend hits on her, and she wants nothing to do with it. (Ends up breaking contact for an unknown reason with him)
>Nothing happens after
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She still never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an EMT. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always give it a shot!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed.

Her name is mummy and she gave birth to me and feeds me tendies.

I'm not. I can't keep living in the past and I can't keep day dreaming.

Jen

Saw this fine bitch at a club, was with friends so i didnt hit that hoe.
Fastforward to yesterday Saw bitch on Badoo, mad bonner. User hasnt been active in a month. Fuck.

Dude. Invite her to your house, watch something, (smoke if u can),

>be you
>sitting on couch with her
>talk
>say somewhat funny shit
>stay calm, mellow, move slowly and more flowy, look somewhat disinterested but listen to what she has to say
>make eye contact.
>if you can say something thatll she will know means that your interested
>lean in for it
>kiss
>fuck
>do what you want idk, just let ger hang out at your place more often and keep her around if u want gf
>go on runescape
>sell gf for 1M to get a bond
>do runescape member only Pineapple farming
>???
>Profit

Josephine

> Me 39, married, kids
> Her 29, long term partner
> She started taking classes
> I was her teacher
> Had lots in common
> Chatted online lots
> Hooked up
> Fucked lots
> Boyfriend found out
> Boyfriend told wife
> Divorce follows
> She is still with boyfriend
> I live alone 10 minutes walk from her

don't know, only see her in my dreams

Kill her bf, rape her, kill her, kill self.
Only solution.

Kek

This

I think you are being half serious? Well up until that last bit with runescape atleast.

But I want to first do something one on one with her in a public setting first. Maybe take her out to celebrate her EMT Certification?

Then maybe look into doing something at my place or hers. (But my home is a shit hole, perpetually in construction for the past decade.)

> Move to another city for uni
> meet this girl (studies the same shit)
> become friends with her
> never think of her as a potential gf
> just happy to have made a friend
> met her all the time, but not as gf
> after finishing the bachelor move to different cities
> never seen her since
> have had two gfs since
> I am in a happy relationship with awesome gf
> still think about her daily, though

>Jackie
>Roomate, cool af, likes vidya
>She goes to France to study
>As soon as she is gone I feel so alone
>Realize I loved her
>Spent months chatting with her online
>One day I confess her I love her
>She says she loves me back
>She says she is coming back in one month
>Wait
>Wait
>4 days before she was supposed to take the plane back
>Turn TV on
>Fucking truck killing people in France
>Freak out and call her
>Doesnt answer
>I search for the list of dead the next day
>Find a newspaper with a fresh list
>She is dead
And that's how sandniggers fucked my whole life in less than ten minutes

>Heroin

>Morning Glory

Nah, I'd have to stop fucking her if I killed her.

First thing that popped into my head.

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Sorry

Okay. Girls don't like to be asked what they want to do. They like to be told. "Lets go bowling monday" "lets go to the movies tonight at 9pm" never make it a question and only a statement..

Its like asking a girl what she wants to eat. You will never eat anything if left up to her.

Dude, where are you from. I know a Maggie that fits the same profile. Is she a commie?

she was molested by her uncly, meet together in high school, ive been with her for over 2.5 year, she left me couple days ago sayin she dont feel anything to me anymore, she now has cancer

>implying a dead body isnt fuckable

good thing I packed lunch, I didn't know we were going in a feels' trip

hope it's terminal, fucking whore

She said she's Left Wing. (Maybe is a commie?)

I'm from Near NYC

Basically say "Let me take you out to celebrate the Certification this Sunday"

Let's just call her Kelly.

>play the same online game for 5 years.
>fall in love with her but i don't tell her.
>It's 2013
>we exchange skype info
>start skyping very often.
>Kelly's living in a very abusive home.
>Kelly's mom likes to insult her and treat her like shit on the daily
>Kelly starts telling me everyday how she wants to kill herself etc
>It's October 4th, I open skype Kelly: ''Hey nice to see you back online!''
>I respond: ''Yeah hey! How are yah?''
>We talk for several hours, she eventually makes a joke ''What If i fell for you?''
>I once told Kelly that I didn't want her falling for me because I had tons of bad experiences with love.
>I tell Kelly I've been crushing on her forever but didn't have the guts to tell her.
>We start online dating.
>She lives across the border.
>11 hours by cars.

Cont?

Ella

Lydia

>she's pretty hot I guess

Oh ok, I'm from Europe, so I guess it's not the same girl. Good luck my man

lol I put 'morning glory' because of "whats the story? morning glory" but I put 'Heroin' because of that song

Luna was the first to come to mind I guess

Story?
>drunken mistakes

Ha. At least we are on the same page there

Christina

Fucking sandniggers

Hopefully. Truthfully, I don't mind if she was a Commie, as well, I sorta am one... So similar politics would be nice

And why didn't you pay a trip to Europe to kill sandniggers?

Ur mom

I'd message her with a specific day, time, place and that you'll pick her up.

Fuck man. I'm sorry terrorists are such pieces of shit. Only console I can bring you is I saw airstrikes wipe who knows how many from the surface of the Earth. Speaking of...

>Rachel
>cheated on me when I was gone

Really fucked me up and I still think about her, but I know it's for the best I broke up with her. Her true colors showed.

Plus side, I've got more time with my bros and have met/smashed a lot of different women since.

>Basically say "Let me take you out to celebrate the Certification this Sunday"

Yes! That will work. I promise she will say yes! If you want more advice or encouragement you can kik me.

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sophie

Poor

Nothing wrong about communism, except for the obvious things, but this isn't /pol, so go be happy

Candance

>been friends with this girl since elementary school
>she's smart, genuinely funny and a good person
>have a little crush on her on second year of middle school
>I became a bit awkward around her now
>one day Indian-fuck tricks me into revealing crush
>tells her
>beta me doesn't know how to confront her
>avoid her for rest of the year
>and almost all of high school
>hate myself for doing that
>avoided hallways i knew she would be in, even if i had to take long way
>avoided taking higher level classes because we may be in the same classroom
(Cont.)

Meh, I'll cont anyway.

>Kelly's mom gets worse, everyday making her life hell.
>It's June 2014, I take plane to pick up Kelly.
>We don't tell her parents.
>We spend the entire day together in the capitol.
>Eventually go home to her parents house to pick up her suitcases.
>Enter door, Kelly's clothing is everywhere, on the floor.
>Her mother walks into the hallway.
>starts shouting ''you're the worst daughter ever, i hate you, you're turning into your sister''
>Kelly is frozen, I start yelling back ''You hate her? That's hilarious seeing as to how you're the worst mother ever, treat her like garbage etc''
>Her step father walks in, runs up and grabs me in a choke hold.
>I elbow him in the face, and push him away.
>Kelly runs into her room
>Step dad pushes me outta house
>I yell for Kelly
>door closes, i call cops
>10 minutes after Kelly comes out with suitcase, we take cab to hotel.
>We stay in hotel and later fly back to my country and go back to my place
>January 2017,
>We're living in my mom's upstairs, she's dying of cancer and we're trying our best to take care of her.
>We're gonna have a baby soon, and I love Kelly with all I am.

That's the story of how an 18 year old kid tried his best to save his gf, now his wife.

>I'd message her with a specific day, time, place and that you'll pick her up.
Refer to That's my plan. Though timing will probably change?

I'll keep you on kik, just in case

Eh, I tend to be more in the Libertarian Socialist, An-Com area. So, I reject allt he Vanguardism and Totalitarianism that comes with Maoism, Stalinisn, and some strains of Leninism

>What is their name?
>What is their story?

Learn 2 pronoun, dumbass.

It's fucking amateur hour out here today.

Jessie

Juliette

Added you, I think?

i dont know if i should share her name, but its a simple story.
>be me in 8th grade
>awkward as fuck, like normal
>friend shows me her
>boner.jpg
>holyshit.png
>too awkward to say anything to her
>shes popular im not
>we go through the rest of middle and high school
>never talk to her at all
>the end

Shit man. Thought about a girl named Maggie open the thread first name Maggie. Got the fucking chills.

Damn.

Story for your Maggie?

Stefanie
>be 16 y o
>Summer Break and big house party at friends house
>Get drunk as fuck already at 5 pm
>Buddies come in and we greet each other
>One of my friends bring a girl called stefanie

Party goes on

>We are all drunk by now and she starts flirting with me like sitting on my lap, touching my dick, biting my ear and stuff
>be beta cuck me and dont flirt back acting like a complete edgelord
>She goes away and starts flirting with one of my best friends
>they go up and fuck
>mfw I now have a huge fucking crush on that slut

Doggo unrelated.

Smart. I like it. A lot more specific than what I'd suggested. I hope it works man.

I'm sorry to hear that your mom is sick, but I'm also genuinely happy to see that it worked out between you two, you overcame the odds, and more importantly you played a huge part in making her life much better and giving some abusive pieces of shit the business.

Not usually the type of stuff I see on here. Good shit.

Her name was Victoria, and she was perfect in every single way

>Smart. I like it. A lot more specific than what I'd suggested. I hope it works man.

Hopefully. It will actually be more like "How about you let me take you out to celebrate after work Saturday."

Should be fine? Hopefully? Given the other info, do you think that maybe it will?

Amandine

Tori

6 foot tall stripper that works at a local club. No tits but one hell of an ass (God's gift to women with small tits).

No reason. She sucked me off one time for the hell of it. She's kind of a freak. Likes to have her salad tossed and is very much into anal sex.

Nat
>3 years ago
>Fell in love when we met
>I was the only one who felt that way
>Tried to give time and space
>Got tired of rejection
>Tried dating but no one else compared
>Still won't get out of my head
>Will probably die lonely and miserable

No one anymore, I had an opportunity to catch up with both over time and that cleared it for me. Made me a worse person than what I was before though but I don't really care that much about how I treat other people now. It's liberating.

Pamela Anderson
>tits
>bouncy tits in Baywatch
>tits
>nipples in Barb Wire

>that feel when youre faced with that picture and your mind goes blank

(Cont.)

>senior year
>both taking physics class (took it becuase other friend wanted to take it together)
>luckily we're not in same class, but there was a field trip that all physics classes could go on
>week before trip let my gaurd down
>walked in same hallway going opposite direction
>tried to look distracted and act like i didn't notice her (again hate myself)
>over hear her friend say "wow, not even a hello" after i passed them
>does she still think of me?
>(btw she is way better off without me then i am with her)
>realise im a horrible friend
>but im still too much of a coward to confront her

>field trip day
>get second chance to speak up as we were walking on the same walkway but in opposite directions
>me with my friend and her with her's
>both groups walk past each other in awkward silence
>both knew what was going on but she was probably waiting for me to say something
>went back to avoid for rest of trip

>got no real closier when at the end of the year
>accept when i made of the people around me (including her) chuckle when i did something for the school photo
>but still no closier
>biggest thing i regreted doing for the past few years
>im a bad friend

bump

fag

Lauren

>PAWG, firm C cup, 6'0"
>sexually explorative exhibitionist
>gets clingy, I gtfo
>continues to send nudes for years
>hook up a few times because it was always good
>recently came back into my life
>she's engaged, will be a doctor by the end of the year

I done goofed. I could have had it all.

lol

Johnette


Random singer for somereason

Amaarah
>go to same college
>in same strand/course
>get same bus home
>get to talking
fast forward
>Really good friends
>constant static energy when we are together
>people always ask if we are dating
>we have literally fallen asleep with each other on the bus home multiple times
>her family love me
>she's always dropping subtle hints
>"Oh user if you were my husband trust me I'd be teaching you how to cook"
>too much of a pussy to initiate relationship talk
>she's black
>worried she won't date me because I'm white
>fuck

bump

Julie

Helga