No ylyl thread?
Ylyl thread
No ylyl thread?
Justin Collins
Jaxson Robinson
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Blake Sullivan
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Cameron Edwards
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Isaiah Adams
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Levi Watson
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Charles Gutierrez
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Aaron Wilson
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Julian Nelson
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Thomas Hall
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Levi Howard
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Robert Ortiz
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Dylan Torres
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Jacob Flores
>males putting double consonants to lengthen their words through text....
Christian Foster
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Hunter Johnson
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Hunter Bailey
always wondered what happened to this kid
Jeremiah Davis
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Justin Cruz
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Ian Phillips
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Tyler Williams
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Isaac Ortiz
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Adrian Sanders
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James Cruz
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Thomas King
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Tyler Turner
Does anyone have the green text of the user who's sister was in love with him?
Ian Thompson
>wake up at 6am from some bad tendies
>shielding the light from my eyes, I groan and flop out of my lightning McQueen racecar bed
>grumpy because I should be asleep for at least another 10 hours and my tummy hurts
>between the wet rumbles of my belly and my small groans I notice it's completely silent in the house
>immediately scream, "MUMMY, MY TUMMY IS BEING A DUMMY!"
>over and over while simultaneously bouncing my racecar bed loudly
>entire house is shaking with my cacophony
>mummy bursts through the door with a mix of panic and disgust on her face
>can tell she's swallowing anger, "user...honey...mommy worked very late last night and needs her rest for her shift in a few hours... is everything okay?"
>glare at her and grunt "dummy tummy".
>dummy tummy is our secret thing
>she sighs, rubs the sides of her head and proceeds to perform the ritual dummy tummy belly purification
>which is her rubbing my tummy while telling me I'm a good boy
>feels so good I fart
>It's wet and angry, the result of improper diet and illness
>mommy gags but keeps rubbing my belly. I see tears in the corner of her eyes
>fart again, this time some poopy comes out
>the smell could peel paint
>she gags violently several times before projectile vomiting across my room and ALL OVER MY BED WHAT THE FUCK MOM?
>begin to scream and thrash violently, how dare she ruin lightning McQueen and all his glory?
>mommy, without cleaning herself, begins to apologize profusely while scrambling to fix my bed
>still screaming and thrashing
>so tired from being up early, my tummy ache and mommy being a dummy that I fall asleep right there
>wake up 12 hours later to freshly cleaned sheets and bed with a plate of tendies
>mfw mommy knows her place
Carter Campbell
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Lucas Cooper
Forgot mfw
Grayson Bell
Fuck, gets me every time
Julian Campbell
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Brandon James
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Carson Russell
SAVING THREAD
Colton Edwards
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Bentley Young
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Wyatt Lewis
Tapped for the Trump administration
Asher Carter
one final bump
Brandon Miller
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Gabriel Wilson
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Jose Rivera
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Jaxson Reed
hhhahahahahahah if you like that check this one out!!!
Wyatt Morris
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Kevin Nguyen
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Lincoln Robinson
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Ethan Johnson
I lost to this one
Jack Cruz
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Nolan Edwards
Those where the days
Kevin King
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Nathaniel Campbell
kek
Oliver Cox
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Jordan Sanchez
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Jonathan Morgan
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Dominic Phillips
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Xavier Brooks
>males
You misspelled "nigger"
Daniel Smith
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Ryan White
What dumbass distributes something as important as a resume without proofreading it first?
Blake Jenkins
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Jack Carter
oh lord, oh fucking christ!! my fuckign sides!! i have been laughing for 5 minuts straigh!! FUCk KEK
Nolan Flores
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Adam Perez
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Jonathan Long
you partied on a monday night?
sure thing buddy
Chase Howard
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Jacob Anderson
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Leo Fisher
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Jason Brown
Lost
Nolan Peterson
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Joshua Walker
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Charles Rodriguez
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Eli Richardson
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Xavier Myers
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Brody White
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Isaiah Richardson
Motherfucker...
Xavier Smith
Check this out lol you can view anyones secret snapchat pics! dont share it so it gets patched
Christian Clark
>that last one
perfect
Cooper Cox
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Jaxon Hernandez
Nice
Nolan Bailey
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Jaxson Miller
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Mason Robinson
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Leo White
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Sebastian Adams
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Colton Long
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Jaxon Parker
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Joseph Adams
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Juan Myers
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Jaxson Murphy
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Dylan Rodriguez
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Owen Powell
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Joshua Thompson
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Landon Morales
Besides failing hard your story is boring and sounds more like an attempt at creating scat porn.
Chase Martinez
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Chase Edwards
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Samuel Gray
I'm fucking done Kek
Isaac Powell
> can I see your dick
> no, that's just the shape of my head
Every fuckin time... best comeback ever.
Asher Bell
A nigger, a jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friends rancid herpes and shit covered salad and jerk my jewish friends wart and pimple covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally NOTHING in the world would make me happpier!" says the faggot. "But first I need to start a YLY thread on Sup Forums. It will just take a moment."
Carson Mitchell
I remember this thread.. it was fucking glorious.
James Peterson
Christ al-fucking-mighty, my sides
Henry Young
this isn't a cringe thread fuck
Landon Thomas
Fake. Terrible grammar, too.
Josiah Taylor
fuck yea justice is served