In 45 seconds several women with guns are about to try to kill you

In 45 seconds several women with guns are about to try to kill you.

What do Sup Forums?

Say that youre gay and you support equality

I want to die anyway so just let them I guess. I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself.

Oppress them with my patriarchy

do what I do every time a cumdump makes empty threats


laugh in their face

That gun's empty.

Good answer though

Run. I run and get the keys for my car and drive. Then from there I'll call the police and then I'll drive to the police station.

Sit back and enjoy all the female attention I'd get in my life.

Save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Shelter and count shots. When or of they reload I'll attack using her as a human shield. Kill the other birches than rape the human shield.
>fin

Bleed out

Make one last banana thread

>women
>kill

make sure they know how to take the safety off.

Make this comment in total disbelief that will actually happen, and then in about 30 seconds I'll die.

prepare waste bags, bleach and electric saw. Turn up music. Get in a rapey mood.

I doubt she'll need more than one

I say i'm a feminist, then they move on to the next male

The cylinder cycles when you pull the trigger. Haven't you ever shot a revolver before?

>she has the safety off and know how to aim and handle the recoil to avoid having the barrel go into her eye

Wank.

Put a clip in my AR15 and chamber a round.

Actually there is already a clip so I just need 3 seconds to reach to my right, grab it and have it ready to fire.

you sure are tough on the internet kid

Finish the blunt

In 45 seconds?

That includes retrieving everything too

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Ask a question get an answer, I'm not "tough on the internet", ya dumb faggot.

What do you mean retrieving everything? I'm at my desk and I'm surrounded by firearms, my AR is literally 2 feet from where I'm sitting.

Okay

Just making sure

Put on an episode of keeping up with the KarTrashians to distract them.

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>laugh
>take one bullet to my right pelvis
>ow
>beat her sensless
>bleed in her mouth
>im black
>she gets aids
>tie her up
>wait for her to wake up
>rape her ass
>bleed in her ass
>ass aids
>tell her i love her
>let me dog fuck her ass
>my dog has aid
>she has dog aids
>also i fuck my dog

While in a clown mask?

Whip my dick out and trace a large circle of cum around me to keep them away, much like a vampire would be scared of salt.