Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Poorfag claimed

kill me yuno

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Other stuff means tofu, eggs and the other vegetables and fruits eaten with it. No pls no bulli me and my food preferences

Niggers and sand niggers arent the same thing

カラミチーマス

here!

The Reich has arrived and is monitoring for heresy!

lol, he may as well be. He has some interesting ideas out of the game, sometimes. But he has major difficulty putting them into practice. He really isn't captain material, and I think he knows it, and it pains him.
Dota allows solo (for solo queue, naturally) and in party queue you can either go as 2, 3 or a full five man stack. I don't like doing as two or three, since if you get dual stacking peruvians with no sense of team play, it's about as good as gg

Because some people unironically enjoy cute robotically sounding grills.
Or because you'd rather have a synth nerd in your crew than a vocalist.

I guess it's safe to assume Shiro would be an exception too.
Psst, that's a secret.

Claiming

>when you start looking for something and find it immediately in a closet full of stuff

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Rory~

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I need to use your window.

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Who?

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>tofu
This makes it hard for me not to, but fortunately for you I was about to leave anyway.
Enjoy your sub human 'meats'.

gay

Can't someone else lead then? He can still be the super cool carry that everyone admires, if he wants to.
Also does he actually hold a candle to the actual pros?

You don't know what I'd do for that to happen, and quite frankly it would scare you.

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I'll have the one on top.

are we back in the gay thing aegean now?

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He's more of a support player, and I guess he sees the great captains of pro dota usually are supports and wants to follow suit.
No, he's not as good. None of us are, really, but I'm fairly certain he has the lowest MMR out of all of us.
It's a pipe dream, I know. But given how long I actually play the game, it's a nice dream to have

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gawd dang rin cant you see we do the do?
do i look like i give a fuck

Good morning everyone

Louise claimed

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I hate you

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And here we have salt.

Good morning. What time is it for you?

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It's your fault for enjoying the devils custard too much.

Support players are literally superior as human beings.
But there's no need for them to be 'leaders' outside of competitive. Can't you just play a game and have some fun?

Going to bed though, sleep well everyone who's mentally healthy.

Aww yeaaa boiiiii

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I like you

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You're a man

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You do?

I mean, some people would say that, I choose not to think that way.

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Yes weve been over this

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omfg is this really happening....

Mmmmm custard. c:

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Hey, we already have something in common~
2 PM, actually...Night shift fucks with you.
How are you?

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Go drink yourself to death

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Oh, it's you again?

I'm pretty good, though I should be sleeping. You?

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Oh god i wasnt serious
Yeah what tone was this said with?

I bet it does. Had a roommate who did shift work. It screwed his body cycles so hard.

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We Must Drive the soviet dogs back to the pits from were they came!!!!

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I think at most it would amuse me, either way I want to know what you'd do for it.

I prefer to enjoy my drinking, though I would have fun drinking myself into a coma again.

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I'm okay! Little sleepy.
Then why did you say it, user?
I really gotta get in the habit of going to bed on time.
Was up til 6AM last night.

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Its cute. But bad genes.

Im actially jealous

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