Go to Mexico as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room

>Go to Mexico as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, a tortilla please"
>"What? Do you want to make a taco?"
>"No, I mean a tort..."
>She bring this
the fuck Mexico, this isn't a tortilla

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yes it is

Even I know a tortilla is pic related

I can't believe I'm taking the Spanish side, but fuck man, no it isn't.

It's just an edible plate.

A real tortilha is made of eggs and is filled with goodies.

the same word in the same language can mean different things depending on context and where you are

for instance, biscuits, crackers, cookies, sconies all have different meanings

or the way "sausage" is often used for ground meat in american

or the way "pfannkuche" means different things depending where in germany you are

etc

Stop being reasonable.

>all this to start some banter about fucking tortillass

kys la

>t. call crisps chips
No one should take you seriously.
Fuck off we're shitposting.

this is a tortilla

this is a spanish omelette

get your facts straight Esteban

boring subject to shitpost about

You meant an spanish omelette
They are god tier tho

omelettes are french tortillas

there no potatoes in omelettes

same in Japan
and burrito pic related

>Potatoes in omelette
Let's not get into war about food again.

That tortilla resembles more the original meaning of the word, which is the diminutive of the latin word for rounded bread (torta). Come on you even call your cakes tortas.

based Poland, the true succesor of the Roman empire

es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortilla_francesa

>you even call your cakes tortas
wrong

We can all agree this is how chorizo looks like, righ?

>>you even call your cakes tortas
how is this called?

Cake, wtf is your point?

tArtA o pastel

why is the left part rotten wtf

Chicharrón

That's papas con huevo

>spanish "education"

torta is in italian

Not rotten, improved.

> (francés: omelette)
I don't care how you worship us that much you must put our name over any food. An omelette with potatoes is a tortilla.
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
GAS THE SPANIARDS FOOD WAR WHEN

This is called "Rosca de Reyes".

LOOOOL

Blaming a spaniard for call cakes tortas...
.. when you name a "torta" a kind of sandwich

CHI

Real horchata not spanish """''"''"'horchata""'"'"'

>"in Spain and various countries of Latin America, the word torta, in a very common usage, is for sweet cakes (tortes), such as a wedding or birthday cake."
I've always thought otherwise tbqhwymvgfm
funny lad, continue with the autism somewhere else

Roscón aquí, el nombre no se diferencia tanto para estimular mi autismo.

Like, almond horchata?

Chilangos, stop blaming Spain for food.

continua con el autismo manolo.
(la verdad es que no me importa como le llamen a lo que traga la gente)

This

Also, "morcilla"s real name is "moronga".

>Blaming a spaniard for call cakes tortas..... when you name a "torta" a kind of sandwich
yeah, a rounded sandwich XDD
>latin word for rounded bread (torta)

>tArtA
AUtIsmO

two loaves of bread, and something in midle...
how would you call it, then?

>tarta or tartaleta.

kek, it's called "Kuchen" faggots.

Only filthy people say "tarta"

>Mexicans manage to make delicious dishes into awful abominations
Nuke it Trump. This is just blasphemy

>spic calling others autistic
howling

Qué puto asco. Borra esa imagen

...

Funny way to say improve.

You can't say that without trolling. All your pictures look like greasy garbage. Mexico was a mistake

This is the real tortilla

>spanish omelette
wtf

I ate Sachertorte in Vienna.
That torte was obviously a cake.

>tortilla

>spanish omelette

>probably inedible

>Pastel

T. Mohammed Peréz de la vaca from morocó, fuck off.


KUCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second

we're your less autistic but highly violent son that you've never loved no matter how much we try. You're old news paps, we're the front cover of the Hispanic world and you have to deal with it like it or not.

TSG

I´m here watching you how are digging your own hole.

Este idiota se come el chorizo crudo con pan y lo llama cocina mediterránea

Tort

Stay jelly

Go and stay go, fag.

>Go to England as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, a muffin please"
>"What? Do you want to toast it?"
>"No, I mean a muffin..."
>She bring this

>make a thread trying to trigger mexicans
>get triggered yourself
lmao

...

Spain isn't even the main Hispanic nation anymore, half of your country hates the "España".

México is near to have more Toros de Osborne than Spain and we haven't cucked ourselves prohibiting corridas de toros.

I'm here watching you living in the same shithole as me.
Go suck manolo's dick, mariposon.

>no matter how much we try.
How exactly?

kek is this real?

It has to be.

we call cakes tort too

>tarta de jamón y queso

aw yiss

Well they're Eternal anglos.

That's a frickin calzone

>Toda la cocina mexicana es una copia mal hecha de la española
>Cualquiera que sepa un poco de cocina sabe que la cocina española es superior a la mexicana en todos los sentidos
>AYAYAYAYAY la comida mexicana es la mejor güey. Mi mamasita sabe más de comida que todos los expertitos del mundo. Orale ARRIBA ARRIBA

(You)

>Go to Serbia as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, some meat please"
>"What? Do you want to make a stew?"
>"No, I mean a plate with me-..."
>She bring this
the fuck Serbia, this isn't meat

Weak bait, have a pitty (You)

I'm still watching a mexican flag over your posts Juanito

Que asco me dan la influencia Italiana en la comida Argentina. Queda una cosa asquerosísima y grasienta que no sabe a nada. Las empanadillas,el chorizo y los asados son lo único bueno de la cocina Argentina

middy strong bait, have a congratulatory (You)

Toda la comida mexicana son versiones mejoradas de la Española creada por Españoles que vivieron aquí en los inicios de la colonia y tuvieron que remplazar técnicas e ingredientes por las que utilizaban los indígenas.

La comida Española es genial por los elementos árabes y Europeos que trae, la mexicana es lo mismo pero con una más amplia selección de ingredientes y nuevas técnicas.

>All the best chefs in the world agree that Spanish cuisine is superior to Mexican.
>Spain has the best culinary schools in the world with France
>Spain has 4 of the 10 restuarants in the world
>Mexican cuisine is just adding spices and grease to shit quality ingredients
Pleb tier desu

lol

La calidad de los productos mexicanos siempre fue es bastante baja. Por eso se utilizan tantas especias y grasa en vuestros platos. Ni es sano ni sabe bien

Stop bullying Mexico. Only we're allowed to do that.

>Spain has 4 of the 10 restuarants in the world

lol

>Go to the US as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, some fish and chips please."
>"What? Do you want some guacamole with that?"
>"No, I mean fish and..."
>She bring this

LMAO
M
A
O

This is like when you see Peruvians claim they have the best cuisine in the world because they won some contest nobody know about.

>Pescado de mierda
>Marisco de mierda
>No hay ternera decente
>Cerdo de bajísima calida
>Guisos paupérrimos
>Embutidos horrorosos
>Arroz asqueroso
>Pan cutre
Lo siento güey. Es la realidad no más

This is lavaş you fucks

>Go to Sweden as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, some fish please"
>"What? Do you want it to be rotten?"
>"No, I mean a plate with fi-..."
>She bring this

To be honest all the world knows mexican food cus its good

Joer tio hablad cuando vuestra comida sea patrimonio de la humanidad

I dont have an image good enough to fit my emotion after watching that image

SUCCESS
BREEDS
JEALOUSLY

>add olive olive
>put some azafrán in there

Spanish "cuisine"

Have to agree with Ömer here. It's called lavaš.

sorry man, is just that mexico doesn't have any of the only 10 existing restuarants in the world.
Oh man and you have 4 (four) restaurants, how jealous of me, please teach us how to open restatuarants because we're just not so capable of doing such thing.

this is tacos

>add low quality olive oil.

ftfy

this thread confuses me