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daim bar edition

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first for NI will always be british

All you do is delete other people’s posts. But what have you done? What's your claim to fame? You think moot has ever (You)’d one of your posts? He doesn't even know you exist, and you did free work for him. Take that samurai sword off the mantle and slit your wrists. I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday. How about New Year's, when you're sitting there, hand down your pants, playing with your knob, and everyone else out there having fun. Go ahead Janny. Do it. Make the pain go away.

Why-Foo would be the appropriate pronunciation in my honest opinion

quickdraw has been very aggressive today

64 years

RIP

>tfw no Michelle from Ireland Simpsons Fans gf

I hate each and every one of you except for my pet Australian

Bit upset lads

Was chatting some girl up at the bar, and she was very pretty. She said that her friends were upstairs (another bar) then asked for my number. She told me to find her later.

She hadn't text me yet but I went upstairs to maybe try and find her, but didn't.

Woke up this morning to her texting me at 2AM

And to make things worse I drunkenly paid 30 dollars for a fucking Uber, when it usually costs 11

Need to buy some cigarettes to use as currency when society collapses

Which should I get?

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Random fact: his daughter defected to the US and died in Wisconsin a few years ago

kernow

krakow

don't care what anyone says, there is literally nothing funnier than a cartoon fight cloud

longbow

the united kingdom of great britain and bad northern ireland

Shall be posting on the other thread.

Stalin's granddaughter lads. Wish I was making this up.

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this general moves too fast

need a gf with lena dunham tits, belly and thighs

Why do you specifically worship the judeo-christian god?

reminder that northern ireland is shit, we don't like you or consider you worth knowing about but you can't leave the union

"Bloody" Mary was the only child of Henry VIII by his first wife Catherine of Aragon to survive to adulthood.

In 1554, Mary married Philip of Spain, becoming queen consort of Habsburg Spain on his accession in 1556.

Mary is remembered for her restoration of Roman Catholicism. During her five-year reign, she had over 280 religious dissenters burned at the stake.

Ya

then fuck off forever you yank cunt

it's been an hour since the reply before yours dummy

in love with this girl from hampton

I'm half of my dad's age.

And you???

Never go to Southeast Asia. You will regret it.

Floyd “Black Cromwell” Mayweather
Floyd “One Man Gorta Mor” Mayweather
Floyd “Smash the Taigs 'till i'm at The Hague” Mayweather
Floyd “No Surrender to this Manhug Bender” Mayweather
Floyd “Bobby Sands Can Catch These Hands” Mayweather
Floyd “I'll Give McGregor a Beating, Then Do The Same To Ronan Keating” Mayweather
Floyd “I Put The Black in Black and Tan” Mayweather
Floyd “A Left Hand Hasn't Fucked Ireland Over This Hard Since Thierry Henry” Mayweather
Floyd “Rope-A-Dope Fuck The Pope” Mayweather

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christ almighty

tfw dad had you at 51 and you'll never be half his age when he's still alive

suck my cheese free dick faggot

they need to abolish all anti doping rules in athletics desu

Do you have aspergers?

planefu

flaccid is actually pronounced flaksid

First time ever unionists did not win the majority of seats

You're a dying breed

youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
listening to this and thinking about the ex

will they by the new gold standard

show arsehole

'nime

Literally nobody who showers even weekly will get smegma buildup.

Frankly, its cleaner than cutlets who still produce it but get it all over their boxers.

reminder it doesnt matter, its a shithole and you can have them and we'd be a lot richer

>grew up a Utd fan in the 90s
>they were always sponsored by SHARP for seemingly an eternity
>eventually break said sponsorship
>seem to have a new sponsor every season nowadays

wouldn't be surprised if they had the fucking Dutch Gold logo next season

i am a simple memer

i couldn't give a shit about irish politics

feet

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such a good show

is baiting yanks on cum the ultimate redpill?

might not go to any lectures next week

Don't really see Sharp products about much anymore.

Elizabeth was the daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, his second wife.

As she grew older, Elizabeth became famous for her virginity. A cult grew around her.

Elizabeth's reign is known as the Elizabethan era.

One of her first actions as queen was the establishment of an English Protestant church. As the rest of European Christendom fragmented, Elizabeth brought much needed stability to England.

The period is famous for the flourishing of English drama, led by playwrights such as William Shakespeare and for the seafaring prowess of English adventurers such as Francis Drake.

England's defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 associated Elizabeth with one of the greatest military victories in English history.

She knighted Francis Drake after his circumnavigation of the globe from 1577 to 1580.

Pope Sixtus V remarked:
> "She is only a woman, only mistress of half an island, and yet she makes herself feared by Spain, by France, by the Germanic Empire, by all".

plan c: northern ireland becomes an independent nation

market competition init

havent been for the last two weeks, should probably start going again this week desu

you reckon ant and dec shit at the same time on the same toilet?

>canada immediately defending his goudick

>yank is history posting again

would collapse almost instantly

plan d: northern ireland becomes a dragon

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just purchased this one

oh great let's talk about circumcision that's REALLY interesting

they would start throwing chairs until you mentioned race.

the final statement is as far as it needs to go anyway.

any further would discredit the minority of blacks at the height of the bell curve

The Birmingham smear campaign is the final redpill

dancing in the moonlight

kill all neets
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just got a job as a life coach lads

>work tomorrow
>just another 50-60 years left

What did she mean by this?

for who

she wants a man from norn

really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the ex gf lads

just miss having someone to hold

just miss having someone to talk to

>Tiny willy Japanese blokes get to shag Aika FOR MONEY

Not really fair is it?

just got a job as a clairvoyant lads

morons that will pay me money to say motivational things to them when i don't have any actual experience myself hahaha

keep working goy, my wife wants a new ferrari by tuesday

propane propane

youtube.com/watch?v=Rt4nTg0nD_M

I'm still hungover from last night and I need to get up at 7am, fucking kill me

more like 30-40. life is short

she hafu?

hold your dick; talk to your dick

problem solved

need a gyaru gf

>cynical naivety
isn't that an oxymoron?

The North Americans are getting uppity lads

you'll realize she was actually kinda boring and shitty in a couple months when you start fancying another girl

i promise ok

>30 years
>retiring at 55
>40 years
>retiirng at 65

75-85 are more realistic la

Dairy milk daim is objectively the greatest cadbury chocolate

HE wants a GIRL from norn

can someone post the pic of the blurred cat

looks like this

nah

turkish delight

i just won a new award for a kids show
talking 'bout a face coming off a bag a blow
i'm like goddamn bitch i am not a teen choice
goddamn bitch i am not a bleach boy

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getting a lot of (yous) baiting some yanks

just caught my tea

James was the great-great-grandson of Henry VII, King of England.

James was born on 19 June 1566 at Edinburgh Castle, and as the eldest son and heir apparent of the Scottish monarchy.

In the last years of Elizabeth I's life, certain English politicians—notably her chief minister Sir Robert Cecil[65]—maintained a secret correspondence with James to prepare in advance for a smooth succession to the English throne.

Under James, the "Golden Age" of Elizabethan literature and drama continued.

He sponsored the translation of the Bible.

He began the English colonisation of North America started its course with the foundation of Jamestown, Virginia, in 1607.

yes please

the popping candy wonka sweets are the best

I am skinny but with a big belly.

How do I both lose my belly and gain muscle everywhere else?

*takes a giant North American shit on the carpet and scampers back into /cum/*