I've been working at Taco Bell for a year and a half, ask me anything

I've been working at Taco Bell for a year and a half, ask me anything

Whats the best thing to get? What should I avoid?

how excited are you for the naked chicken chalupa?

do they throw out anything that is still good?
would I get in trouble if I check the dumpster?

do workers fuck with the food?

Mor nacho cheese

What kind of sorcery are they using to make taco shaped chicken?

How often do you jizz in the refried beans?

Is the taco meat green when you open it right before you cook it? And do you add tons of mustard to the meat?

I worked for Taco Bell for 7 years and GM'd a store. Ask ME anything.

do you regret not paying attention in math growing up yet?

also wtf happened to the volcanic burrito?

Why is mountain dew baja blast so damn hard to find?

Can you hook me up with the naked chicken chalupa?

Why are you still working there after a year and a half?

Avoid chalupas and the potatoes unless you know they're fresh. Best thing (imo) is 5 layer burrito or cheesy gordita crunch.
Most food is carried over for the next day. Potatos, empanadas, and refried beans get tossed at night. I wouldn't dumpster dive for that, it'd be gross.
It varies. You can tell if you're at a good location by looking at the inside of the store. If it's old, rundown, and trashy, turn around and leave.
Um no. It looks exactly the same in the bag as it does when it's served. Nothing added.

Is it true? Powdered beef?
Add water, stir, beef?

because its shit

this. where tf did they go??

They ditched the volcano menu a while ago. While I love volcano tacos and burritos they were popular enough to justify making the sauce and red shells.
Becaus it lost the Mountain Dew voting competition?

Weren't* popular enough

why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>whoops, captcha said trees
>say no more
>you're high all the time.

No. The beef comes fully cooked. If it was powder how do you explain the chunks?

A taco wrapped in fried chicken is coming

Chunks of bone and cartilage. Duh.

Oh, and one more thing to add.

It's a clumping mixture.

>mfw OP is a faggot and left, leaving me to answer everything

Why does taco bell give people the shits

Idk, I think it might be the spices.

Can I get a grilled stuft burrito with beef and a steak quesadilla please? To go.

OP here sorry I fell asleep, gimme a second Sup Forumsoys

How the fuck have you not swallowed a gun!

That'll be $12.99 biatch.
Well, guns are hard to chew so there's that.

who are your worst customers and do you have any good stories?

Oh hell yeah bump i wanna hear some crazy nigger shit

Typing up a story or two

personally, i love the nacho supreme, but the crunchwraps are nasty
not at all, theyre gonna be a bitch to make, because the time to fry them alone takes more than they "allow" us to take per drive thru order
yes, we have to throw out every batch of ingredients we prepare, such as beef or beans, every 4 hours, with a few things being exceptions (sauces i think can be out for 8?)
in my whole time there it has not happened onceyeewe are going to receive the chicken premade, but they have a complicated thawing process we have to follow, i can explain it in more detail later, i just want to catch up on everything first
never, but they do turn white when we prepare them
no, it stays brown, and we don't carry any sort of mustard on the premises
:'( make your own thread bully
i'm going to school, in calculus 2 rn
what do you mean? every store carries it
not yet
just to pay for school fees
no, the beef is honestly fine
idk they tend to get rid of any limited time offer, regardless if it sells amazingly or poorly
i honestly am depressed and debate doing it a lot
i took a nap buddy, sorry
you probably just have Crohn's Disease or something
yee, that'll be something like $8
how would that work
one time we had to take a black lady's $20 because it was fake and she came into the dine and threatened all of us until the RGM called the police

Bump for OP stories

> Work at TB at Frederick
> 80% of customers are either niggers or illegal spics
> Working drive thru one late night
> Nigger bitch, "yo lemme get a #10"
> This was before we had a #10
> I'm sorry ma'am our combos are only 1-9
> But dis hur board says get 10 tacos
> Would you like the grande meal?
> Ya dat shit
> She pulls up, pays, and I give her her 10 tacos
> She's sitting there counting her tacos
> Bangs on my closed window and honks her horn
> Yes ma'am?
> I only gotz 10 tacos
> Yes ma'am the grande meal only has 10 tacos
> But I axed for teh 12 pack!
> I'd be more than happy to ring you up for another 2 tacos if you'd like?
> Argument ensues
> Line of cars pile up behind her
> She call the cops (LOL WUT)
> They come and tell her to leave or they're pressing charges for trespassing (I had asked her to leave a few times before she called them)
> She speeds off cussing and yelling
> She comes in the next day and cusses out my boss
> Wish I was there because I hated that dot head

My ex wife was a GM. Don't make it a career. Even though the pay is great for fast food, it's not worth the bullshit.

the police reaction must have been priceless, just watching them have to listen to her report that her 2 tacos "bin stoled"

> Summer of 2008
> Working drive thru, it's like 7-8pm
> Car full of kids pulls up to speaker
> They're asking for stupid shit like whoppers and french fries
> I can see them through this little window
> They're doing something to the speaker
> i tell them to leave
> They pull up to the window
> They spray paint my fucking window
> They speed off with all of the employees chasing them
> The fly out of the parking lot without stopping
> t-bone a car at the intersection
> They peel out and flee with the other car chasing them

What's the integral of (x^2)sin(x)?

When I ask for no sour cream. Is that code to double the amount of sour cream?

Satan?

Why wouldn't you want sour cream?

HAHAHAHHAAHHAA jesus

That's good stuff.

If you're a dick, yeah, it is.

That shits so fuckinnnnng annoying when people act autistic

Not him but I ask them to hold it because I don't like a shit load of it. It's like there's no in between, you may either have none or you must have 75% of whatever you're getting be sour cream. I wouldn't leave it off if they would make it to the specs.

> 2007
> It's my second week
> Just finished mopping the (closed) lobby
> The GM is working the drive thru
> I turn the corner as he's sneezing into a cup
> He looks at me
> Looks at the cup
> Shrugs
> Puts soda into it
> Serves it to person pulling up to window

...

I forgot what it was originally called but what happened to the taco with fritos in it. Not the hot ones but the original, it had a ton of melted cheese in it too. It was so good then it just kinda disappeared

im in calculus 2 doesnt mean im good at it buddy

The beefy crunch burrito?

? the fuck are you talking about? maybe that was before my time, but we have a taco right now that has red strips in it

God DAMN dudee.. Sounds like a douche bag gm

OP here, just also wanted to say that we're ditching the airhead freeze in a week, gonna replace it with a blue raspberry flavor, so get it while you can

THIS it was the beefy nacho burrito. What thr fuck happened to it

Worked there for a year.

Fuck those quesadillas cookers that shit burnt the fuck outta me
Those fried potatoes tho are dope af with a lip sour cream and creamy jalapeño.

I was lucky to get to work there when they had the baja sauce too, that shit was the bomb

Best summer ever

I think every Taco Bell employee ever has burn on their hands from the press.

> Fast forward about a year from this
> 18 year old shift manager (never a good idea)
> It's late night, only 2 other employees
> One comes to me
> Hey user there hasn't been an order in over an hour, wanna smoke with us
> Fuck yeah!
> No cameras so we smoke out the back door
> We are fucking blitzed
> We get an order
> Fucking grande meal
> Person making food with me says, "dude, wouldn't it be funny if we put each taco in their own small bags, put 5 of the small bags in a medium bag, and the two medium bags in large bags!?"
> That'd be fucking hilarious!
> While I'm doing it, the back door opens
> My fucking boss and another manager comes in the back door
> Avoiding eye contact
> The other manager get in my face
> You've done something bad haven't you?
> Heart drops in my chest
> She sees the bags and starts laughing
> They leave, I geek the fuck out

what made you want to become a shift manager? It never seemed worth it to me

Holy Shit, are you in TN?

yee that was before my time, though it looks like we could still make it, we have all those ingredients

Pro Tip: you can order a tortilla and sides and ask the people to put it into a burrito, they'll do it

omfg is this really happening....

LOLOLOLO HELLNA

How do you live with yourself? Why do you not work at Bueno instead, it's way better?

Inb4 "Bueno suks U dum fggt"

Well I was 18 and I liked the job. Bumped me up from $6.50/hr to $9 or I was happy. Like I said I ended up being a GM for a short time but I got tired of the drama in that district.

Fuck you

No

Tell me that there is progress on the delivery drones.

oh that seems reasonable, the raise now is just from $10 to $11, didn't seem worth learning all the extra shit for one more dollar

Do you or any coworkers fuck with the food?

i doubt it because i've never heard of such a thing

i've never witnessed it once, a customer can call and lie about shit being in their food and we still got to make it up to them, no one would be dumb enough to actually give someone a real reason about their food being wrong

Hmmm ok, I only ever able to order two since I don't eat out much but they were pretty fuckin good. Knowing that though now next time I might just do that thanks user

dont work at TB, but I was in there when this happened
>eating lunch at TB
>see fat nigger park his car sideways covering 3 parking spots and waddle into said TB
>yells at cashier demanding to speak to manager
>manager comes out he starts yelling at her saying he went through drive thru and his order was wrong he wants his $5 worth of food
>manager asks if she can see his receipt to see what he ordered so they get it right
>nigger explodes "why you have to see my receipt, i already threw my receipt away! it's cause I'm black isn't it you wouldn't ask a white guy for their receipt would you. you racist fuckers need to give me my tacos.
>manager says she needs to see the receipt
>nigger explodes again "you racists are stealing from me, charging me for food I'm not getting. You wanna steal from me fine, I'm calling my bank and cancelling my card saying you guys are stealing from me.
>nigger goes and sits down on a stool and proceeds to call his bank on speaker-phone so everyone can hear and cancel his card saying "this racist taco bell stole my money" every other sentence.
>nigger finishes cancelling his card, starts yelling at manager again demanding to know who her supervisor is.
>manager calmly walks out and hands him a card and says "all the info is here good luck"
>nigger proceeds to call this number, again on speakerphone, demanding taco bell give him his food
>can hear person on line line asks over speakerphone "do you have your receipt?"
>nigger fucking explodes again and flips over chair and storms out yelling how taco bell is racist

...

Good advice thanks user

When do you get deported?

LOOL. sounds like normal niggin

Why was the verde sauce removed?

That shit was cash

im white, born in, and never have left, california

GM experience looks good on a resume my man

imagine the knowledge and experience you gain with that 1 dollar an hour raise

its worth more than what they pay

It isn't.

Ukfag here,

Never had a Tacobell or even a Taco.

Am I missing out?

Where do you work?

I've never found anything around me. It's just something i've always been REALLY paranoid about, I would say shit like "what if somebody spit in this" and "I hope he doesn't have aids".

to make room for the diablo sauce

which is stupid because almost no one gets that shit, seriously people still ask me now if we have verde again

another protip" order a side of green sauce, it cots 10 cents but it is essentially the same shit as verde sauce, so technically it's not gone

yes

i miss volcano tacos and burritos more than my dead parents. does lava sauce still exist somewhere?

Taco Bell and Taco's as the entire civilized world knows them are an American invention. It resembles nothing like a Mexican Taco.

You're missing out on literally mouth orgasming with every bite.

no that'd never happen at a taco bell they have more cameras in the back then in the actual dining room and outside, just to make sure employees nver mess with food or steal money

trust me, as long as it's not some super underfunded store it wont happen, people at my store are too afraid to even use old ingredients, nevertheless spit in something

Why does the chicken give everybody food poisoning?

I hope he doesn't have aids

Thanks man, that helps :)

Most locations it is

Not just aids, STDs in general

Fuck user if you give up college I will give it my life's work to stalk you and ruin you. Keep up your college shit and ignore all other shit.
>be me college degree not in a great field
> hired at an insurance company
> fast forward 17 years
> make 175,000 year and can come and go as I plz
>user keep battling on don't be a faggot
> you will get there I promise
>this is advise from a 43 yr old fag