ITT: prove you're American

ITT: prove you're American
>i have a Mcdonalds hamburger sandwich at least 4 times per week and all the stewards there know my name

I hate muslims mexicans gays and love Israel

I'm triggered and need my safe space

Current ammo stockpile

I'm fit and healthy, educated and employed, read books, don't own any guns, ride my bike to work, and I have a birth certificate from the state of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Believe it or not, I am American.

despite the fact that i am statistically "Overweight", and just on the border of "Obese" according to the BMI chart.... I am thinner and in significantly better shape than almost everyone i interact with on a daily basis

> stewards
> stewards
> stewards

look at this retarded shill. we dont call them "stewards" faggot. kys.

damn i can definitely fap to this

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this guy gets it
get the fuck outta here and quit pretending to be part of the Master Race, britfag

>all the stewards there

wut?

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I get the reference

What the fuck are you so afraid of that you need all that?

I love Trump.

Bullshit

You got to be joking

France

You're going to damage the springs in those mags sir.

Better safe than sorry

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not american enough...been taking a break

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non-American detected

murica reporting in

I weigh 330 lbs

>all the stewards

confirmed for non-American

Nope

nice dildos

It was a desperate attempt for that person to feel superior to Americans. I know you need all the help you can get.

you sound British

Im black and surrounded by niggers and sjw or trash white people

Is the suppressor worth the price? I think it would cost me around $2000 in my state for the threaded barrel, license, and suppressor.

Nice buttplug collection.

it's worth it if you dont want anyone to hear it when u shoot niggers

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there are threaded barrel pistols much cheaper than the HK, the suppressor (Ti-Rant 45) is running about 550 right now plus the 200 tax stamp. to me it's worth the price but it's all relative

I live on the east coast and I'm relevant

>overweight
check
>just ate mcdonalds
check
>gun in the house
check
>severe health issues due to poor lifestyle choices
check

>prove you're American

I'm a white male craving nigger cock

Def seems fishy. IF and thats a yuge IF you are going to meet her you need to ask for a time stamped pic. Def dont talk about a single sexual thing over text. If you already have you should prob just kill yourself now. Jeff is warming up the van now.

Implying there is somewhere besides murrica

autism

I can't be arrested for hate speech

you can be arrested for having sex with a 12 year old. enjoy your 'freedom'