How do you poo Sup Forums?

how do you poo Sup Forums?

NSA LOSING THEIR MINDS

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None of the above. Got's me a squatty potty. Works like a charm.

damn I want one of those

Oh yeah! The squatty potty is actually pretty nice.

0 is the best way to go

upper decker in all toilets that I don't own and it is possible to do an upper decker in
otherwise 1

Roll

Wife uses a little plastic footstool. We call it the stool stool. Same concept, except, I have to imagine, much less expensive.

0 masterrace

O how right you are.

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I want to get one and keep it at my parents' house because they're elderly and they have one of those handicap toilets that's like six feet off the fucking ground.

This: Sometimes I take the lid of the tank and backfield it.

Fucking lost at the description

None of the above... shit in my hand then place it in the toilet.

It was the third option, I picked it merely cause I figured someone would want to shout at the Spanish.. but if it's actually funny, how 'bout a translation?

pics

I can't fucking handle this picture. I'm dying.

Im Indian, I use the street and a dying orphan

The bathroom doesn't have a lock and he doesn't want anyone coming inside while he's taking a shit. The force applied to block the door helps him push the turds out

>Time to shit the street

anyone else #3 when masturbating?
i dont shit while masturbating, but since it's so convenient to sit on the john while masturbating bc i can lock the door, and have a nice rest for my laptop with porn, that i just end up shitting in #3 afterwards.
if im not planning on masturbating, #1 like normal people

to be completely honest I shit like number 6 for like 3 years now. Even in public places and when in friends or relatives houses.

how do you avoid shitting into your pants? do you take them off all the way?

Zero get

I oscillate between 1 & 2 while shitting

this actually works as a rolling game

rolling for 0

I roll each time
Speaking of which...

roll

if I get dubs I do this next time I shit