Things you can't stand in porn

Things you can't stand in porn
>literally shitting out a dildo
>ass hole puckering
>high heels
>annoying, fake moans that aren't fooling anyone and you can physically see the guy doesn't like it
>bananas. It's not hot to suck on it you're literally just eating it without biting in
>when the guy talks too much
>when his moans are louder than hers
>who the fuck wants to watch a ten second video when you already know the whole video based on the preview

>niggers
>when the blowjob takes up half the video
>when the girl just starts out naked when the video begins

Bumping with porn

>When the pace it less than 1 thrust every 2 seconds
>Mans ass is the focus of the shot
>Disappointing cumshots
>Zits on bitches ass

>Really shitty acting
>Having most of the shots focus on the dick being rammed into the girl
>When all the guy does is talk

hey op come check this thread out

When the bitch can't stop staring right at the camera with a "I'm completely dead inside." thousand yard stare. There's a mans cock inside you, bitch! ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A DAMN!

>When the guy says "nut", "bust", or "blow" in stead of "cum".

go on...

Trips of truth.

>Vidya 47 min
>17 min to start
>20 min blowjob
>5 min actual sex
>5 min Nut bust
Can you at least give me something to see besides dick in mouth

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>overly produced porn with soft filters making the shit look all dreamy and shit
>whores with huge ugly tattoos and fake tits
>destroyed assholes or pussy before they even start fucking
>bitches screaming loud as fuck and over acting like sasha grey

>when the video is hot and they say they're gonna come and they're just pissing on his dick
>bitch the only person you're fooling is yourself

>the guy has to jack off to cum

I'm sick of all of the fake shit in porn.

That weird lick-kissing, fake moaning, fake female orgasms, pissing as "squirting", BDSM videos that don't involve causing actual pain (whipping that doesn't leave welts, or choking that doesn't cause petechial hemorrhaging in the eyes, etc;)

Also, cutting to different scenes to hide the prep for things--like having a cut between vaginal and anal sex to hide the prep work the "actress" demands before doing anal. Hint--if her asshole looks already stretched out right before it goes in, yet looked fine in earlier scenes it's not an editing mistake

There's even been (very obviously) fake cumshots and huge fake nigger dicks worn over their small real ones--when you spot it, it's fucking hilarious.

Really, I'm starting to prefer amateur porn to professional because of all the fake shit.

>when she was done before the started recording

>whores chanting "oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god" for 10 minutes

More of whore

>pop

when there's a woman

None of you have hit the real point: when the camera pans fucking everywhere, even the guys face for 10 seconds, instead of where you actually want to see.

Only got the two

source of pic doe?