ITT we're flying first class. Which means we converse like upper crust people...

ITT we're flying first class. Which means we converse like upper crust people. Until trips when they run out of shrimp cocktail and we abuse the flight crew

hmmmmmmmm yes t-taxes

what is class

I do declare Bump

I love your tie

I'd like to order drinks please... And just put them on my black card. Huhuhuhu

Hmm, yes
I'm so very glad we dont have to be in economy, right everyone? Hahahaha

The caviar tastes like came from the wrong hole, mm, quite

hahahahahaha uU R ALL STUPID NIGGERS FUCK YOUR THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID GAY FAGS

Indeed! I would rather have middle class peasants as neighbors, hahahahh!

My sentiments exactly! stewardess! I would like to buy this man a drink!

Who let thos guy out pf economy. They really should have guards tobprevent them to come in here and use our toilets.

I sure hope those fine arabic gentlemen dont cause any trouble on this flight.

People in 1st class don't talk to each other, fyi.

Well, the Arabs are notoriously well-behaved. I'm sure they won't trouble us. Another drink?

Haha drinks are free.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT I HATE YOU ALL

Ahh, yes. Rufus, would you please shit on his feet? Good dog, ahuhuhu

not to worry old chum, in the event of an attack the stewardess has assured me our safety comes first over the middle class scum.

Fuck you fags

Where's the bloody air marshal?

Yes, thank GOODNESS for that, too. T'were I attacked, I wouldn't be able to again enjoy the ecstasy or a foot massage from my servants!

fuck this shit infidels!
holla ackbar!

mind if we take a quick trip to new york?

This thread sucks.

Oh I'm sure he's here somewhere. Probably hiding in back with the commoners.

Ahh, he must be too busy making another disgusting martini, ahahah

I say ol' boy, do they still have any more of that delightful shrimp cocktail?

Alahu akbar this.
>> air marshal quickly neutralises threat and puts him back into economy gagged and bound

Say, are you an user of the Westchester Anons?

Pass the wine there good ol pal

>How to tell user has never flown first class: the post

It's because of

haha liberal cucks

OP has never flown in 1st

>notice sheikh next to me nods at me
>smile
>close fucking divider

Right good show chap! Put that woggy blackguard in his place.

I've been on Sup Forums for 11 fucking years, and this is the first roll game that I've laughed at. Well fucking played OP.

I believe they're preparing it now, my good sir

ALLAHU ACKBAR
*sound of explosions*

Hahaha, I fucked my secretary yesterday

This post has officially gone to shit. Good night Sup Forums

Well would you look at that, I had no idea there were seats back there.

I believe my scotch has run dry. Could you please be a dear and fetch me another 3 fingers of the 62 Dalmore. Thanks, love.

Do you have any grey poupon, my good nigger?

im a fucking nniggr

Well I do say my dear compatriots, this shrimp cocktail is absolutely delicious!

The stewardess is right there...full service

My, my, aren't we being polite with the help.

I do say, the shrimp cocktail is taking a very long time.

...

Ah, excellent! The service staff are quite quick in their duties. Most unlike the staff at Reginald's party last week...

Mmmmm, yeeess.

Check em

Get me another one of those fine cocktails with the shrimp would you?

So, a NEGRO applied at the country club. It was quite the event

Get back to coach asshole. The drinks in first class are free.

Not to worry, Reginald sold them off already and bought a new set.

Good heavens, he was allowed within 100 feet of the place? What kind of world do we live in, dear chaps?

i fly first class often.
I'll say what I say in real life: nothing.
I hate it when people talk to me on the plane.

do i dare say, our flight is rather exquisite

...

By George! I pray he was flogged properly for such an absurd proposition!

Taking a black marker to your basic Amex doesn't count...back to the stable pleb.

Well aren't you a peach.

Good riddance. They were most disrespectful to the guests, especially concerning the drinks...

I stand by this.

Has no one here ever flown 1st? Nobody here with wealthy parents? At least cashed in your frequent flyer miles for an upgrade? Jesus fuck you guys are so out of touch if you think this is how people talk/act.

this is why we cant have nice things

You mean he went inside?!

And I'm still waiting for my Dalmore! It's been nearly 2 minutes! Reginald, teach the unappreciative stewardess some much needed manners!

holy fuck, suck my cock stewardess!

I cant help but focus on those there stupid negros flying in... I dare say.... economy...

shrimp cocktail? you are flying first class for the first time, aren't you? now...this calamari is exquisite.

My word. Too much new money in this thread.

Why do you all think people in first class are British?

The average rich asshole is more like Donald Trump than Prince Charles.

Ahem, I am sorry to inform you all that we are completely out of Shrimp Cocktail until we land at the next airport. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Yes! The drinks with the shrimps; which reminds me: STEWARDESS!

JESUS CHRIST CHECKED NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THEY BE OUT OF SKRIMP COCKTAIL AND SIERRA MISK NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

STEWARDESS?
WHERE IS MY DRINK?

time to take a shit in the galley

inb4 faggits think this counts as trips

these are QUINTS, not the same thing

holy shit quints!

listen stewardess! you a worse servant than my house negroe! now come here post-hast and take a dump on my chest!

new fag

found the retard

Middle class detected: AIR MARSHALL!!

Go back to iFunny cunt

Of course not Arabs in first class never cause trouble. It's the ones in couch you have to worry about.

srsly. like I said, i hate it when people won't leave me the fuck alone. that shit happens in steerage

I say, calm down Archibald.

As for you, I'll have you know I own stock in several major corporations, and I demand that you find me some more cocktail THIS INSTANT!

SLAP!

I can't speak for the rest of these inept shrews but I am indeed a Lord of Northumberland! Now back to the galley with you before Jeeves has a good rogering at your expense!

Holy shit consecutive trips

fuck you both

this guy gets it

excuse me while a tweet to impress the peasants.

*cover blown*

...

No, no, no. YOU listen to ME. I paid good money for this flight, fucking MONTHS ago, and I was ASSURED the service would be adequate. Now you casually sashay back here and tell me you're out of shrimp cocktail and would I like a mimosa instead? NO, YOU FUCKING SLANT EYED CUNT, I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING MIMOSA. I want the shrimp cocktail you apparently fed to the trash in steerage. NOW.

rogering = fucking. you don't fuck "at someone's expense."

learn 2 british.

I'm sorry, what did you say? Wait?!

who let this man from economy class in?

Jesus fuck, that man does not eat fried chicken with a fork and knife... How fucking shifty can you get?

checked well played gentlemen, proud of you


NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKING NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS!!!

FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS!