The last thing you bought is going up your ass, how fucked are you?
The last thing you bought is going up your ass, how fucked are you?
James Thomas
Lincoln Jenkins
$5.00 in steam wallet funds.. I'm fine I guess.
Jayden Moore
A gallon of water
At least I'll stay hydrated...
Christian Kelly
Digital download of Doom. A hell portal's gonna open up in there.
Benjamin Hughes
overwatch
Parker Foster
A plant for my fish tank
At least it won't be hard.
Jordan Hill
gasoline
Ethan Gonzalez
tortilla chips... well, at least I'll have some salsa now.
Bentley Peterson
Coffee. I think coffee enemas are actually a keep it Sup Forums related I'll stuff the paper cup up there too.
David Gray
5L carton of apple juice
Levi Reyes
Seeds... looks like im growing a plant in my asshole
Angel Cox
Wood glue.
Please help me I want to take a shit.
Jaxon Sanchez
A couple of lottery tickets
Caleb Ramirez
Two 1.5l coca cola bottles, i guess im fucked.
Joseph Hernandez
i cant gape my ass big enough for a whole PC to fit
Camden Gomez
6/10 fucked
Nicholas Hill
A large Orange Julius. Got off pretty easy since the thing before that was 14 gallons of gasoline.
Julian Mitchell
Speaker? Turn the bass up, might feel kinda good
Parker Morales
25 litres of petrol.
Nathaniel Hall
A fucking shovel
Luke King
5kg of whey
Angel White
>7 grams of weed
Bittersweet, I'll take it
Chase Barnes
corkscrew from kroger.
Pretty fucked i guess.
Caleb Adams
The code fore 16.50 to purchase stardew on xbox
Paper reciept, Im gucci famalama ding dong oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Aiden Williams
bottle of Coke
can't so much as stick two fingers up there, I'll probably fucking die
Noah Sullivan
1000 rounds of 7.62x39
>inb4 lead poisoning
Christopher Gonzalez
o fuck.... your butthole is literally and figuratively screwed.
Jaxson Reed
Lunch, coming out my ass soon anyways
Hudson Perry
>can't so much as stick two fingers up there
You've tried?
Bentley Clark
ok last thing i bout was a 1 oz travel shampoo
Jackson Barnes
A literal fucking star. FFS, wish me luck.
Aiden Long
That is..just so funny...
Landon Butler
well Sup Forumsois it looks like i'm installing a raid card in my asshole
Josiah Cook
A sammich, I should be ok
William Richardson
shieet..
Connor Foster
I honestly can't remember the last thing I bought
Groceries probably
Levi Rogers
A guess a bag of milk is going up there. Could be worse, though.
Chase Gutierrez
a pack of camel menthols for a co worker. not too bad i guess
Daniel White
A handle of jim beam. At least I'll be fucked up before I die. But chugging to the extreme
Gavin Nguyen
...
Parker Cruz
Umm what kinda diabetes will a Cinnabon give me being shoved in my ass?
Oliver Cruz
A suppressor that I just picked up Saturday, appropriately dimension-ed I guess so not too fucked.
Ayden Lopez
WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR STAR???
Grayson Nelson
MGS4
Well, my anus is now a nuclear warehouse.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
a can of arizona
Owen Howard
Ice cream. It will melt soon enough. Could be worse.
Austin Bell
Pizza. I guess its going out my ass just to come back inside
Easton Fisher
An HQ of weed?
I wish I had the "hurr not the first time" joke on deck, but I live in Canada, so this is new.
Jayden Perry
Has to be a fresh made pie
Kevin Clark
Ouch!
Luis Mitchell
A pack of cigarettes
Jason Hughes
An entire pack of Oreos.
Brody Bell
A Wendy's chicken sandwich hmmmmm
Wyatt Cooper
ganbare user-chan!!
A bag of tostadas...
Chase Phillips
big gulp oh no
Gabriel Torres
A bag of hot cheetos
William Cook
Completely fucked fam
Cooper Lee
Check'd
Luis Williams
Nonsense it can be done
Lucas Davis
A chicken sandwich.
Well, even the straightest of men need a bit of cock every now and again.
Elijah Rogers
ne 555 timer. not bad but might perforate colon
Daniel Stewart
a can of AriZona
Connor Barnes
Last thing a bought was a 2 inch dick lollipop
Jack Clark
A mother fucking watermelon
Kayden Hughes
That may or may not require some lube