Ever date a stripper...

Ever date a stripper? Do tell the stories of this fucked up girls that have no other value than to get naked and take in cash.

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>no other value than to get naked and take in cash
>Every woman ever

Dated 2 strippers. All I can say is have fun but don't get attached.

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No, but i lived with one for 2 years. She was my roommate and knew her from high school. We fucked all the time but besides that she was quite the prude, never once had any random guys over and seemed like she only left the house to go to work and was always home right after. She worked at a fully nude club and would average about $1,000-$2,000 a night (working at the nicest club in Massachusetts). Super sweet gorgeous girl, she got done stripping about a year ago and went to school. With the money she made in 2 years she will never have to work a day to pay for her tuition or the brand new BWM shes riding around in. Made me change my look on strippers, dont get me wrong most are complete skanks, but she had this all planned out and knew she was to smart and pretty to be a trick hoe and only used it to stack enough money to live for free for the next 5 years. Miss that bitch.

every woman who has ever taken a naked selfie and shared it with their boyfriend is a stripper.

>$1,000-$2,000 a night
She did more then dance for that much.

How's your serving of AIDS and herps doin' there mate?

can say with confidence she didnt, went to the club multiple times, nothing but $100,000+ cars outside, guys just go in there as statement seeing who can spend the most money. Robert Kraft's (owner of the New England Patriots) son and friends would be in there all the time.

What club was this?

Not necessarily, at least a couple hundred and hour before private lap dances etc.I've been to many around the world on cruise ship working..,, the best was in Montreal city. We met after a breakfast where she worked... arranged to meet up after i finished dinner shift. Spend the whole evening together..bar then hotel n' fuck. 40 bucks canadian for the hotel room is all i paid.

no no no no no you have to reinforce the stereotype. don't bring a personal anecdote into this. all women have to be skanks and hoes. none are possibly allowed to be smarter or better off then the lonely neckbeard living in basements

i "dated" a stripper. It was great. Not real wife material but holy shit the drunken threesomes were so worth having a bitch that worked every weekend night and called you at 3am when she finished her weekday shift

First:

I married a stripper.
She's hotter now, at twenty eight, than she was when she was eighteen-- and I've known her the entire time.

She's a terrible drunk and has almost no self control.
She's desperate for her daddy's approval-- almost stereotypically so. Yet at the same time she doesn't really like her father's drunken habits. And this is stupid because she has alcohol problems herself.
She is a workaholic now that she has a "real" day job.
She does Krav Maga every day and works out at the gym for an hour or two in the mornings.

I think she's burning herself out. But in the mean time she's smoking hot and is a filthy bitch in bed.


Second:

Probably about half the strippers in the clubs in my area will fuck you or give head in the VIP. Another twenty percent will still fuck for money, but they want you to form a semi-relationship with them to get to know you and then they'll be your fuck toy... for money-- not unlike any other cunt you might meet in regular life, just a little more straight forward. Strippers that won't put out are a complete waste of your money as a customer-- they're too loyal to their boyfriends or husbands and they'll pretty much just shake their ass for you-- you can get better just by going to pornhub for free (I know from experience *ahem!* that pretty girls and strippers ALWAYS have a male in orbit).


Third:

ALL women are worthless and have zero value besides sex.
Chubbies are trash and should be treated as such.
Whales are not even human.
Keep this in mind when dealing with cunts and then their bullshit won't get under your skin-- and yes, all cunts come with bullshit attached. If you can't handle the bullshit then maybe cunts aren't for you-- try being a faggot instead.

Just went to my first strip club while in Vegas for a bachelor party. Strange experience. Got a lap dance from this busty blonde and two of her friends came over. One busted out a condom and they each took turns fucking me while the other two blocked the cameras. Fun experience but I'd never date any of them. Great fucks though, and they all sucked a mean dick while talking me up.

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if i was a neck beard at the time, understood. just saying, seen inside many A strip clubs. Hawaii was my favourite. New york ballerina students working/stipping as a summer job for extra cash. would take home 15 20 grand they told me.

Depends.

When times are good the girls can easily break a thousand a night just by walking around doing lapdances at $20 a pop for 3 minute dances on the main floor. Work an eight or twelve hour shift doing that and it adds up fast.

If they have regular customers that take them to the VIP for private dances then they're doing $400 an hour bare minimum.

When times are bad they can sometimes come home having lost money because they had to tip out and pay for a cab or some shit.

Also, if they get chubby or if they slide into the "meh" zone then they can drop down to making barely above minimum wage for a week.

But, yes, frequently they'll fuck if you if you're shelling out money. Usually they want you go above $500 to fuck in the VIP which is a ripoff because you can get a regular prostitute for down in the two to three hundred range. But it's kind of like buying popcorn at a movie theatre-- you can get it for much cheaper at Walmart, but if you just wanted to watch a movie at home you wouldn't be in a theatre.

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you have clearly felt the struggle

Dated a girl that used to be a stripper, everyone called her 'lucky'. When we were dating she was a bartender. Had one kid with a very unlucky guy, she had no custody.
Very unlucky to have met her, she'd hit on guys in front of me, dudes would follow her around like lost puppies. She couldn't handle her alcohol and drove recklessly.
We fought all the time
She got me into Texas hold em
Sex was literally the only decent thing about the relationship, she knew her way around a cock.
The free lap dances were nice too.
She ended up getting in a wreck and now has a huge scar on her face. I don't feel sorry for her because I tried to tell her.
She put on weight, instead of being chubby she is fat now
Apparently shes fucking around on her new dude, poor bastard.
Here's her pussy. OC

my buddy dated a girl in high school who later became a stripper.
We went downtown for my 20th birthday one year and decided to end the night at a strip club. After about 45min his old gf walks on stage and we all just stared laughing and awe struck. I think her new bf was there too lol.

Good job pumping then dumping the cunt, user.

Now post the rest of her.

yes, she was funny and cool, she fucked guys for money though, but the nice thing about dating her was she would let me fuck her friends and bring them home for me, and we had an open relationship, she also had a lot more money then me and a nice car and paid a larger half of our rent because she was bringing in over a thousand every day she worked

on the flip side though she was super insecure, and semi crazy when it came to weird things

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Dated her for a few months. Nothing to write home about, pretty much like any other girl.

Single mom. Really into cosplay, she went to cons and would dress up for work sometimes. Pretty shitty with money, always went on vacations and taking her son to Disney and other theme parks. Otherwise not terrible. Pretty normal.

Lots of tats. And if they are into pole tricks like her, super ripped. Pretty impressive honestly.

My ex who I still fuck became a camgirl. She was always a slut, but still an excellent fuck.

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Its amazing that all of us that have messed with stripppers can instantly tell if somone is making shit up or actually fell into that rabbit hole
>got sick of being with a bitch that wasnt free on the weekends until 2am. im drunk and sleepy by then

Also no matter what they say they are blowing dudes for money at least. Anyone who says otherwise is either making shit up or an absolute gullible sucker.

Norma mode

Any nudes?

She looks better here.
In those cosplay pics she looks like a trap.

Thanks for posting more, user.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd fuck her... but I would abuse the shit out of her because as a beta male I hate the idea of a slob cunt like that acting like she's just the greatest thing and getting money just for taking her clothes off.

Nah sorry

Yeah like I mentioned before she's ripped. She would climb that pole like nothing. But she cleaned up nice without the wigs and shit.

>because as a beta male
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