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fuck sake
just got hit by a car
mara
things that belong on a cross:
normies
hedonists
materialists
egoists
my flat in london
feel a bit sorry for corbyn desu
what about epicureans
Jews have contributed many things to the world of science and mathematics
wish birmigham was good
'e
*takes a sip*
they were implied
ah yes, Muslims.
>things that belong on a cross:
>normies
>hedonists
>materialists
>egoists
what about communists
where?
haha what are you like
>not being a radical hedonist
>met a guy off grindr about an hour ago
>got on well, had a couple drinks and fucked
>did loads of kinky stuff
>ended with him cumming in my arse
>got home a few minutes ago
>felt like i needed to fart
>squeezed one out and his warm cum dribbled out my bum and down my taint
wew
Local physical laws are determined by the large-scale structure of the universe
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
got a willy
hedonists you complete shit
bit gay
Business idea: make the next Doctor Who a woman
have a fake facebook account where i call people in football comment sections pakis (have a black guy as profile photo) and never get called racist
took a couple of vallies
>materialists
there's nothing beyond this world
genuinely laughable that people believe in spiritualism and mysticism
>tfw this is exactly what i'd look like if i were a girl
irksome ngl
worried about the lad losing his virginity to an escort tonight
hope hes okay x
epicureans aren't hedonists
took a couple of willies
epicureanism isn't hedonism you complete dolt
epicureanism is based
watch her body language in the beginning and then skip to the end, take notes
hello official anglosphere thread
how are you lads tonight?
Thoughts?
give it to me baby aha aha
you cant prove the existence or non existence of noumena
see kant
Cis women are not oppressed
Make her a half-black half-asian muslim transwoman with sever autism and a wheelchair in a lesbian civil partnershipwhith a genderqueer panromantic asexual life partner,
Then we can talk
Godfather 1 or 2 lads?
who /normie hedonist materialist egoist/ here?
Send the pakis home!
If you went to uni theres no good excuse for being a virgin
>Epicurus believed that what he called "pleasure" was the greatest good
might follow in his footsteps if it goes well. I'm a 25 khhv and frankly, I'm done with waiting.
just finished reading Lolita
boy is that a book that needs a few rereads
1 > 2
Godfather 3 masterrace
who cares lol
Looks comfy.
but of an intellectual kind.
nonce
smidgen homosexual
When do you ask a girl for her number on tinder
you are not a nonce
still hedonism
2
disagree, although the first has better individual moments
seeking intellectual pleasure inside my bumhole
that's disgusting
never understood this. you already have a way of messaging her.
by not getting her number until you meet you can just remove her after if you felt the chemistry wasnt there
I never get there number until after the date goes well
all humans are hedonist
tad bent
1 > 2 but if 2 was all about de niro it would be better than 1
depends how attractive you are
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
Literally had a car crash today. This pregnant Welsh bint with her fat slapper of a mate pulled out in from of me. Just fucking pulled out the whole way into my lane and almost t-boned the cunt.
I had to swerve like fuck to avoid a head on collision and twatted her front end with the side of my car, which spun me round 180 degrees on two wheels. This nice lad who stopped to help said I almost flipped over.
Well I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and all I got was "Uhh I just wasn't looking. Sorry". Now my fucking motor is a write off and this gormless prick is free to live another day.
What a fucking morning.
what does it feel like to have a guy pound your bumhole?
a little queer
not an argument
should have cut the baby out of her
an eye for an eye and all that
>Tfw used to unironically prefer the gf giving me prostate massages to fucking her
ffs lads
slightly faggy this
hmm. this whole getting a gf business is a bit complicated and stressful. might just be alone for the rest of my life instead haha
New job in London has paid £8k for me to go on a management training course in a big mansion in the middle of the countryside, which is where I am now. All meals included, access to all the luxury facilities, and can even stick my evening beers on the expenses account. Crazy how much money is wasted on middle class yuppies like me desu.
Ah yes, the fruits of homosexual 'love'.
like doing a shit in reverse
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
slightly homoerotic
bit gay
what's your job lad?
fairly
I am aspie and ugly. I never had a chance. I'm 29 soon. My life is such a mess, I cannot wait to die.
going to bed
night lads
tempted to buy her a strap-on if we meet up again (her visa expired)
like this
don't have the diet for prostate orgasms
had sex once but i couldnt get hard and didnt cum
does that count?
watching a grime clash and smoking a spliff in the whip
ahh, this is the life
lol
this thread has turned somewhat bent
night
Alexander Armstrong or Ben Miller lads?
I'm working for an energy consultancy company, but it's on a 3-year government funded programme, hence why they just chuck money away on me. No one gives a shit if it's taxpayers' money, it barely has to be accountable to anyone.
mate lives with a tranny and it has a boyfriend, but the guy says he isn't gay
hmm
>people who unironically drive automatics
Bradley Walsh
yeah but whats the actual job title, what do you do
Should've just crashed into her and let her fucking have it. If I hadn't have swerved she'd be in fucking A&E right now, considering how small her little car was compared to me beloved 'yota.
Fucks sakes I really liked that car.
stretch armstrong or ben stiller lads?