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thought was /brit/
fuck sake

just got hit by a car

mara

things that belong on a cross:
normies
hedonists
materialists
egoists

my flat in london

feel a bit sorry for corbyn desu

what about epicureans

Jews have contributed many things to the world of science and mathematics

wish birmigham was good

'e

*takes a sip*

they were implied

ah yes, Muslims.

>things that belong on a cross:
>normies
>hedonists
>materialists
>egoists

what about communists

where?

haha what are you like

>not being a radical hedonist

>met a guy off grindr about an hour ago
>got on well, had a couple drinks and fucked
>did loads of kinky stuff
>ended with him cumming in my arse
>got home a few minutes ago
>felt like i needed to fart
>squeezed one out and his warm cum dribbled out my bum and down my taint

wew

Local physical laws are determined by the large-scale structure of the universe

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

got a willy

hedonists you complete shit

bit gay

Business idea: make the next Doctor Who a woman

have a fake facebook account where i call people in football comment sections pakis (have a black guy as profile photo) and never get called racist

took a couple of vallies

>materialists
there's nothing beyond this world

genuinely laughable that people believe in spiritualism and mysticism

>tfw this is exactly what i'd look like if i were a girl

irksome ngl

worried about the lad losing his virginity to an escort tonight

hope hes okay x

epicureans aren't hedonists

took a couple of willies

epicureanism isn't hedonism you complete dolt

epicureanism is based

watch her body language in the beginning and then skip to the end, take notes

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hello official anglosphere thread
how are you lads tonight?

Thoughts?

give it to me baby aha aha

you cant prove the existence or non existence of noumena
see kant

Cis women are not oppressed

Make her a half-black half-asian muslim transwoman with sever autism and a wheelchair in a lesbian civil partnershipwhith a genderqueer panromantic asexual life partner,

Then we can talk

Godfather 1 or 2 lads?

who /normie hedonist materialist egoist/ here?

Send the pakis home!

If you went to uni theres no good excuse for being a virgin

>Epicurus believed that what he called "pleasure" was the greatest good

might follow in his footsteps if it goes well. I'm a 25 khhv and frankly, I'm done with waiting.

just finished reading Lolita
boy is that a book that needs a few rereads

1 > 2

Godfather 3 masterrace

who cares lol

Looks comfy.

but of an intellectual kind.

nonce

smidgen homosexual

When do you ask a girl for her number on tinder

you are not a nonce

still hedonism

2

disagree, although the first has better individual moments

seeking intellectual pleasure inside my bumhole

that's disgusting

never understood this. you already have a way of messaging her.

by not getting her number until you meet you can just remove her after if you felt the chemistry wasnt there

I never get there number until after the date goes well

all humans are hedonist

tad bent

1 > 2 but if 2 was all about de niro it would be better than 1

depends how attractive you are

you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

Literally had a car crash today. This pregnant Welsh bint with her fat slapper of a mate pulled out in from of me. Just fucking pulled out the whole way into my lane and almost t-boned the cunt.

I had to swerve like fuck to avoid a head on collision and twatted her front end with the side of my car, which spun me round 180 degrees on two wheels. This nice lad who stopped to help said I almost flipped over.

Well I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and all I got was "Uhh I just wasn't looking. Sorry". Now my fucking motor is a write off and this gormless prick is free to live another day.

What a fucking morning.

what does it feel like to have a guy pound your bumhole?

a little queer

not an argument

should have cut the baby out of her

an eye for an eye and all that

>Tfw used to unironically prefer the gf giving me prostate massages to fucking her

ffs lads

slightly faggy this

hmm. this whole getting a gf business is a bit complicated and stressful. might just be alone for the rest of my life instead haha

New job in London has paid £8k for me to go on a management training course in a big mansion in the middle of the countryside, which is where I am now. All meals included, access to all the luxury facilities, and can even stick my evening beers on the expenses account. Crazy how much money is wasted on middle class yuppies like me desu.

Ah yes, the fruits of homosexual 'love'.

like doing a shit in reverse

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

slightly homoerotic

bit gay

what's your job lad?

fairly

I am aspie and ugly. I never had a chance. I'm 29 soon. My life is such a mess, I cannot wait to die.

going to bed

night lads

tempted to buy her a strap-on if we meet up again (her visa expired)

like this

don't have the diet for prostate orgasms

had sex once but i couldnt get hard and didnt cum
does that count?

watching a grime clash and smoking a spliff in the whip

ahh, this is the life

lol

this thread has turned somewhat bent
night

Alexander Armstrong or Ben Miller lads?

I'm working for an energy consultancy company, but it's on a 3-year government funded programme, hence why they just chuck money away on me. No one gives a shit if it's taxpayers' money, it barely has to be accountable to anyone.

mate lives with a tranny and it has a boyfriend, but the guy says he isn't gay
hmm

>people who unironically drive automatics

Bradley Walsh

yeah but whats the actual job title, what do you do

Should've just crashed into her and let her fucking have it. If I hadn't have swerved she'd be in fucking A&E right now, considering how small her little car was compared to me beloved 'yota.

Fucks sakes I really liked that car.

stretch armstrong or ben stiller lads?