Ask an Australian comedian anything

Ask an Australian comedian anything

podbean.com/media/share/pb-ba3ha-665937

>also titties thread

who are you ?

Everything is a joke in Australia. How do you even have a job?

Not dave hughes and not jim Jeffries

Everyones too lazy to get on stage

...

...

carl barron?

No, and I have the hair to prove it.
Im not matt okine or rove either

OH SHIT! We're talking to Limitless!

Why is your version of Whose Line Is It Anyway so fucking terrible?

Are you the Indian or maybe Paki guy who does the Australia in 2 minutes YouTube vids? Neil Karkkattakharkar or whatever

Wait, there's an Australian whos line? I honestly have never heard of this wtf

No and Im Not joel creasey or peter hellier

Shooter?

that leftist wanker on abc with one leg.

i want to put my fist through his face.

Stop telling us who you're not a crack a joke or two.
Maybe we could guess who you are by your jokes???
What do you reckon, are you up for some stand up comic cludo?

Why are you comedic?

Lewis spears?

Adam hills I fucking hate that cunt

Mother fucking Jim Jefferys. Am I wrong?

Read the thread, retard

Do you perform at those sit down comedy clubs?

Every fucked an underage bitch?

Are you friends with S. Kozak?

Checked

The guy with a y on the end of french?

Dont be weird

He's not a comedian, hes a fuckwit with an iphone

I'll take that as a "yes"

Youre welcome

triplenipple?

Go eat a dick you stupid cunt

I always date older than me because I dont fuck with girls, I fuck with women

Your daddy hit you as a child didn't he

he said comedian

Young girls don't find you attractive any more do they.

Are you Rolf Harris? Kek

Im 25 why would I want to fuck an inexperienced, awkward teen? You choke them a little and you end up in orange slacks for 13 years. 110% not worth it in any way, shape or form.

are you at least as funny as Dave "Nude up and burn shit" Taranto?

There used to be a blonde chick called Matilda who did stand up comedy around the same time as Dave Hughes she was hot as fuck. Ever met her?

You'd have to give me a name, ive met a lot of blonde girls. If dave hughes career was as big as the gap in his fucking teeth he'd still be famous. I fucking hate that twat

She was a comedian. Her stage name was Matilda. She was on radio and had a show on the ABC. She did a couple of those Great Comedy Debates. Long blonde hair, thin, cute as fuck face. I wish I knew what happened to her

Claire Hooper is the only blonde Australian comedian I can think of and cal Wilson has short hair for the most part, sorry dude

Have you been on ausfag TV?

Yeah she did some shows/debates with Cal Wilson. Anyway she was prettier and funnier than those girls, and then she just vanished off the comedy scene one day. Never mind

Yeah a few months ago I did a 10 minute set at a comedy festival in central Australia, it was so fucking hot though

Tits with timestamp or gtfo
Man tits will do

Or you could get dressed
Walk to the bus stop
Get on the bus
go down to the hospital,
Ask them for their most highly regarded surgeon.
Once youve found them ask them to cut off your tiny baby dick and use it TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

are they the same chick? more?

Different ladies, sorry sir

this post again. i saw it the other day. with tits also.

your a comedian who browses Sup Forums whoop de doo

no worries all great tits here good work

It's always nice to meet a fan xx