/vocaroo/ thread

1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's (e.g. texts, memes, music, banter, chit-chat)
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.

>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)

An excerpt from "The Flame of the French Ressistance," Charles de Gaulle - 1940.

"For, remember this, France does not stand alone. She is not isolated. Behind her is a vast empire, and she can make common cause with the British empire, which commands the seas and is continuing the struggle. Like England, she can draw unreservedly on the immense industrial resources of the United States.

This war is not limited to our unfortunate country. The outcome of the struggle has not been decided by the battle of France. This is a world war. Mistakes have been made, there have been delays and untold suffering, but the fact remains that there still exists in the world everything we need to crush our enemies some day."

>And in Surrender

"Car la France n'est pas seule ! Elle n'est pas seule ! Elle n'est pas seule ! Elle a un vaste Empire derrière elle. Elle peut faire bloc avec l'Empire britannique qui tient la mer et continue la lutte. Elle peut, comme l'Angleterre, utiliser sans limites l'immense industrie des Etats-Unis.

Cette guerre n'est pas limitée au territoire malheureux de notre pays. Cette guerre n'est pas tranchée par la bataille de France. Cette guerre est une guerre mondiale. Toutes les fautes, tous les retards, toutes les souffrances, n'empêchent pas qu'il y a, dans l'univers, tous les moyens nécessaires pour écraser un jour nos ennemis."

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which middle eastern language is this?

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Sup Forums or /autism/ the border is thin

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*momma, i'm frightened*

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allahu akhbar

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English: vocaroo.com/i/s1f6wC4k7Fla
French: vocaroo.com/i/s103p1tkbTU3

requesting english, french, spanish and nip (in romaji)

are you a kebab?

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>tfw only non-shitposter itt

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Both French and English
Vive la France !

>As a request
C'est un endroit qui ressemble à la Louisiane
À l'Italie
Il y a du linge étendu sur la terrasse
Et c'est joli
On dirait le Sud
Le temps dure longtemps
Et la vie sûrement
Plus d'un million d'années
Et toujours en été
Il y a plein d'enfants qui se roulent sur la pelouse
Il y a plein de chiens
Il y a même un chat, une tortue, des poissons rouges
Il ne manque rien

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Tu sonnes vraiment québécois.
Ce qui n'est pas vraiment une critique en soi.

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Huh Really Made Me Think A Thought Or Two

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noice

8.5/10, i can hear you have trouble with the H sounds. and it seems like you also have an H sound on some words that begin with O? other than that it was all okay. very classic french accent, jacques-claude

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:DD dank you suombi:DD

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Don't know, how coherent my speech is though and how my accent sounds from an observer's point of view.

voila
je suis anglophone


requestan

rate my aauslander deutsch
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VERY good post

Fuck you weeb. vocaroo.com/i/s0tzefkzz5eO

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>muslim
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Your voice sounded kinda like a person in a documentary for most of it, especially in the beginning.

The only obvious mistake was "vast" which you pronounced more like "wast".

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you sound like varg

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think I have severe, debilitating autism

Yeah I do, but I still just like to call it "le french accent" so I can be original and stuff. In fact I just think I don't practice as much as I'd like.
Yeah you don't sound like a native, but it's obvious you learned french from a Quebecois.

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do a bayrisch accent

merde vocaroo.com/i/s0lAvsrrWJpI

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>Pas d'accent antillais
Déçu pêh

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best so far, imo.

the way you said "common" was a little odd. you used a hard O for the beginning. it should be like the vowel in "cop"

otherwise it was almost native-tier

Ok, I did it. I know that we the spaniards suck at languages, so give a fucking breath.

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One fool lived in a remote village. Once he was invited by the friend to the city to treat a variety of dishes - sweet and salty. He asks his friend: "Why it's so delicious?". "Mostly because of the salt" - replied his friend. "Then i'll it salt!" - Fool joyfully exclaims, took a lot of salt and started to eat it. People around were laughed a lot when saw his pale face.

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wew
barely understood anything

you sound like one of those sketchy pirate type characters you'd find in new england taverns circa 1775

Hace exactamente 498 años el 18 de febrero de 1519 Hernán CORTÉS hijo predilecto de MEDELLÍN y crisol de la virtud EXTREMEÑA partió con su flota de 11 barcos y teniendo por única arma SU PROPIA POLLA conquistó a los indios CANÍBALES COMEPERROS y SALTAMUROS conocidos hoy en día, dios me perdone, como MEJICANOS. El EXTREMEÑO y el MEJICANO son polos opuestos, pues el EXTREMEÑO es hombre de HONOR y PROBIDAD FRANCO y SACRIFICADO lo que le llevó a abandonar sus HERMOSAS DEHESAS y conquistar todo un HEMISFERIO

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très agréable

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It really is not that bad, some rough corners but otherwise pretty good.

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>so give a fucking breath
*break

it's interesting. i can hear your hispanic accent at times, but you also have such a nasally voice i'd think you were from ohio

9/10 tho, nothing terrible

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Hahahahahaha holy fuck did he really said that?

>ich
nice
i hate when people say ISCH
i always thought only turks speak like that
until i heard , i believe sachsen anhalt people use and say isch , and make the khr sound (like "collecting all ur saliva to spit" sound)

ohhh i think i get it now. you're doing a jason statham impression

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I'm not doing an impersonation;-;

this is what i heard literally
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dem bayerischen Heere zum Ruhme

Stop proxy fagging

oh shit are you jason statham???

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Requesting portuguese

beep beep. Non-shitpost coming thru.

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thanks

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t.haven't spoken for 10 years and was bad at it

>Des mochad i fia di scho gonz geara oba i woaß ned wie des geht
Well, you recognized the last part correctly :^)
Disclaimer: I'm not Bavarian, just tried imitating it

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here
i like my slav accent way more

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nice, almost didnt notice the anglo accent
you used the italian pronunciation for the C in "Hace" tho as if it were "Hache"
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im sorry

suce mon coq dude!
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>Des mochad i fia di scho gonz geara oba
sweet mary und jospeh
i still have no idea how to read that or what it means
its like a totally different language

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rate my shitty accents, pls

It was just a translate for that story.

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classic hispanic accent, but very understandable. i noticed when you said "her" it sounded like "here", and the way you said "industrial" was odd. the emphasis should be on the second syllable in this word, but it sounded like you emphasised the third.

very good, stanislav.

c'est pas vrai je l'ai pas sauvegardé

>Das würde ich für dich schon ganz gerne machen
Bavarian has some Konjunktiv forms that don't exist in standard German

Tu ne devrais pas faire ça, pour ton bien.

ah, I forgot: oba = aber

>oh fuck's sake
Pretty good until the end.

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