My parents are thinking I have been studying Finance for the past 3 years but I will actually graduate in Arts History...

My parents are thinking I have been studying Finance for the past 3 years but I will actually graduate in Arts History in 2 months - how do I tell them this?

Do it faggut

Don't. They will find out eventually when you've been jobless for over a year.

Do not tell them, get a job in your domain and then tell them you couldn't find anything in finance and are doing this temporarily

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Hahahahahahaha why did you even bother going to school if you were majoring in art history?

>mom, dad I'm gay

im living in a city with loads of jobs for finance grads, kinda underscores my stupidity if i somehow couldn't find one

fuck you

>kinda underscores my stupidity if i somehow couldn't find one

The fact that you studied Arts History while pretending to study finance already did that.

That's not a very nice response. Maybe you should have studied communications.

You didn't even bother to explain why you picked art history in the first place. Why did you pick that and lie to your parents?

Op, you made this thread yesterday with different classes. Fuck off, you boring cunt.

Tell them you decided to become an arts appraiser. It's sort of a finance job and one of the really few things an art history major will qualify you for. Since you're living in what seems a finance hub you might even say that at the time you decided you had a friend who had offered you a job in that field but they've since moved on or died or something.

Finance is about one of the shittiest majors you can have as the places fill up real fast once a shortage is noticed and you always end up graduating into a glut. Art appraisers aren't in very big demand but then that's why few people major in it, so if there ever is a demand it takes a few years to fill.

Tell them you're a faggot and intend to move back home with your faggot lover to co-write your collaborative master's thesis. Tell this will be a biography of Michelangelo based on the fact he was a faggot and made up mainly of queer pornographic photos posed by all your new college friends. Make sure they understand that you'll need the whole house to do this as you intend stage the whole thing there and you'll need lots of money to finance this over the next decade or so

Then say you're just joking, though you did change your major.

Do post-grad?

Art...History...

Can you at least do some kind of art well?

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this

You complete faggot OP. I'd beat the shit outta you if you were my child and I found out you wasted my money on a worthless degree. Tell them and receive the ass whooping you deserve then good luck finding a job with your shit qualification that's worth less than an apprenticeship as an electrician or plumber.

On your suicide note

>Arts History major

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>how do I tell my parents I'm getting a useless degree

I don't know OP

Paying actual money and spending your own time doing an art history major

Fucking holy kek

good lord of kek

"I said I'm sorry momma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm graduating with an arts degree."

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Did you plan on getting a job relevant to your studies? i get it if you are rich and studied it for fun.

A. Tell them you you couldn't find anything in finace. If they're incredibly stupid, such as yourself, they'll buy that.
B. Find a job in your field quick and tell them it's temporary. If you're damned lucky you'll actually manage to find one.

Either you'll get a shit job somewhere else or you'll get one you intended then tell them you actually like that line of work better than you did finances.

What you do is you get two of your classmates, break into your parents house and let your parents catch your classmates spitroasting you.

Fag.