Apparently, my girlfriend was caught having sex in a bathroom stall at her community college on Monday. She was in the Men's bathroom. She was arrested by campus police.
I just found out about it from her sister, who thought I already knew about it.
Anybody know of a painless way to an hero?
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Your life ain't worth no bitch op.
> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Welcome to being human, be thankful you can feel pain, gather yourself, and prepare for major growth in the months and years ahead.
>community college
$10 says it was a nigger.
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Headbutt a sidewalk curb .
Dump nudes and kill her.
>June 29 2016 Outer Banks.jpg
Pic related?
>Find tall building
>Gain access to roof (might need bolt cutters, might not)
>Jump
Or a very tall bridge. It's not hard to kill yourself. People do it on accident every day.
starve yourself
If you consider removing yourself because of some other person, you deserve a painful death.
yes.
too fat
Now is the time to fuck the sister and tell your gf alls good.
10 niggers say it was a buck
dump her and move on. if that is her in the pic it will be hard but not as hard as all the dick shes been taking behind your back. ditch the bitch
this
>Wanting to kill yourself over a cum bucket
No bitch on this planet is worth ylife
You pretty much need to plow her sister. Bear in mind, up until now you've been forbidden fruit to her, that + pity = plowed sister.
Come to think of it, post pics of her sister.
shes hot af, you lost faggot
Just try not to picture her getting fucked really hard by a giant black cock, because if you do, you'll start to imagine how many times she squirted on it before they got caught.
This
Probably not this but still a better alternative to suicide
This
Sooo much this
Now that right there is what you need to do to her sister. Who you should post pics of.
Younger sister or older? Is she above age of consent?
>Revenge bang her high school junior sister
It was a community college not a homeless shelter
>community college
>bathroom stall
Yeah, she was getting fucked by Tyrone during the entire fall semester. It's a little early in the year for her to be doing that with someone she just met.
oh god damn it.
If he were capable of doing that to her sister, she wouldn't be fucking niggers in the bathroom stall at her local community college.
Now, I'm not saying that you SHOULD bareback a load into her sister, but if you happened to be revenge banging her sister, and her sister happened to dig her fingernails into your ass and wrap her legs around you so you couldn't pull out, and you happened to not be wearing a condom, well, those things just happen sometimes.
Pics of sister.
Squirting is a myth. The girl in your gif is urinating.
We're going to need the name and community college. Be quick about it.
You've never been to a community college before, have you?
eat healthy, exercise, enjoy life for about 60 years.
you will die from this eventually
I don't want revenge. I want a painless way to die.
grow some balls you bitch ass nigga
Squirting is NOT a myth BUT girls that squirt have the clap. Its a side effect of the clap in women. men get reactive arthritis as their rare side effect.
Now, though, he's forbidden fruit, but accessible. He's got a hell of an opening.
>I just found out about it from her sister, who thought I already knew about it.
Like hell she thought you knew. She just narcd out her sister, intentionally. That's how girls operate. She may as well have jumped you then. Ask her out to dinner to "talk." If she tries to steer the conversation, let her. She's steering it to sex.
Why would YOU have to die when your girlfriend is a slut? its her fault, she is the one who should die.
Kill her and if you still feel like killing yourself after it, stream it.
This. If I had a girlfriend that hot and she cheated on me, I would be crushed.
Dont be such a pussy. I swear your generation is just so weak. No wonder she fucks niggers for extra credit. Man up and plow the sister on hidden camera. Send it to their parents. Get tough kid.
You're going to be dead.
What do you care?
Name.
School.
Post haste!
No bitch is worth that. And I don't mean bitch as perjorative against women in general; I mean it against the kind of woman who'd cheat on you in a dirty bathroom stall.
So, let's see some pics of that little sister who told you b/c she thinks you deserve better (and wants your D)
This. You're girlfriend's sister really likes you Op.
>gf cheats on him
>shit man I'm one of only countless billions of men that throughout history have been cheated on
>best kill myself that'll learn her not to do it again
fuck her sister. If she didn't want you she wouldn't have told you.
So this faggot, Win some days, has ruined a great night of gaming with constant team killing and reporting, involving me and my friends in a ban.
We need to make sure he doesn't do this again, Xbox fags
You don't an hero, user. You cut your ties and continue the work she has already started in tarnishing her name.
It's not pee. My girlfriend squirts and it tastes nothing like her piss
If her sister wasn't even going to keep it from you, you should dump her and be done with it.
The best sex i ever had was with an ex sister-in-law. My ex was a greedy selfish manipulative controlling bitch so i fucked her tender sweet sister and let the whole uppity family know what i did. yeah, divorce court was rough but not as rough as their family get togethers afterwards. thats revenge. Do it. DO IT!!!!!!
>I want to kill myself not her.
Fucking kill yourself.
This. She's a fucking dime.
It's all down hill from here Op. Your next girlfriend most likely won't be anywhere near as attractive.
Where, pray tell, is this magical bladder which holds this mystical "squirt fluid? Why is it undiscovered by any modern medical professional? Please enlighten us, won't you?
Make sure the building is at least ten stories high. Very scary for a few seconds, but guaranteed to get the job done. And the worst thing would be to attempt an hero and fail, you cuck loser bitch boy.
Fuck her sister.
ITS THE CLAP YA MAROON! GOOGLE IT! Dont let her std your face!
>Tastes nothing like her piss
>fuck her sister. If she didn't want you she wouldn't have told you.
Exactly.
Now, I'm trying to jerk it here, user. Do me a solid and post some sister. In a skirt/dress with some leg, if you can.
I understand that getting revenge on a girl you love is hard to do, but I wholeheartedly agree with Sister screwed your girl over because she wants a piece..follow his advice and fuck the sister!
An ex used to squirt every time. Never smelled at all like piss, not the least bit. And damn, were her orgasms hard. A sight to behold.
Her sister didn't mistakenly tell you, Op.
She likes you and thinks what your girlfriend did was really fucked up.
This situation has sympathy fuck written all over it. Ask her sister if she would have sex with you on your girlfriend's bed.
I bet she will.
kek
It's pretty much proven squirting is urine
iTS LIKE YOU DAMN FOOLS CANT READ. squirting is a side effect of chlamydia. All you have to do is use google. I know what Im talking about.
I can't. My girlfriend's sister is only 17.
Oh, we read it. It's just that we were smirking while we read it.
who the fuck cares if you are really going to kill yourself.
Then you wait a little, or just fuck her anyway.. no cares if she's 17 (except when you're around 40)
You're not 40, are you OP?
Enjoy your STDs.
Ay no. My gf is a squirter and has been tested 3 times for the clap (she actually has an cyst on her ovary, but they test for clap everytime for some reason) and has come back clean every time
>date sister
>fuck sister
>marry sister
>treat her like a queen
>live happily ever after.
The best revenge!
The sister has probably resented and hated her sister for years. The bitch was never any good for anyone and her fucking a nigger at school sets you free. Go for the sister. it might be the best thing youve ever done. if you dont feel better with your dick inside of her then kys. But at least whip it out and ask her to suck it. She will do it.
But pee it is.
A) Find out what age of consent is where you are. May be perfectly legal
B) She wants it
C) Pics
wait, your gf fucks her life up, so YOU want to an hero?
lol beta as fuck
Check age of consent laws. Some states is as low as 16
My heart is broken.
A nigger wouldnt care how old the sister is. Neither should you. Fuck her or forgive the gf and watch Tyrone fuck her. Im close to calling you a cuck, OP.
codeine + alcohol
tried to kill myself with it like 3 years ago but codeine meds aren't powerful in France
mix it with something like promethazine or stuff like that to avoid allergies
buy some good wine, drink a whole bottle of cough syrup, and then sip wine slowly and lay down
you'll not feel anything but a smooth sleepiness
Yes and your broken heart is making you act like a little bitch. Jesus Christ is this your first girlfriend or something? At least keep in touch with the sister. It will make you feel better to fuck her. And the next few girls you date or fuck will be terrible rebounds. But you'll get right back up on that horse and start fucking hot bitches again if you actually pulled that slut.
Sounds like you're confusing heart with spirit
Helium tank and gas mask.worked for me last time
Dump nudes and break up with her you faggot
not good enough apparently
Bullshit. ODing on pills is a terrible way to go. If it goes wrong too you're left with severe liver damage at best and cirrhosis at worst.
Also brit here, lived in Paris for 4 years and your pills are the same as the ones I get at home so.. more garbage.
Believe you, been there. Here's the thing: A relationship ending this way is reflective of her character, not yours. Somebody who'd pull some shit like that isn't worth it.
Now, to the extent you feel bad about yourself, I'm not gonna say it's all wrong. Your judgement was insufficient, and you allowed yourself to be wrapped up in, and judge your own self worth by, a female who was clearly of insufficient character. That's something you should accept. The question is then what you do next.
Her sister seems to have some ideas on that topic.
Also, pics of sister.
>is reflective of her character, not yours
Bullshit. It's reflective of women wanting a 7 1/2 inch cock and 92% of men are under 7 inches. It isn't Op's girlfriend's fault that the average sized penis is too small.
Squirting is the INFECTION from chlamydia being forced out by muscle contractions during climax. It is the gunk from Tyrones visit into your females pussy. This is a FACT. Here, from the web...
Vaginal discharge is the result of inflammation of the mucosal tissue of the genital and urinary tracts by bacteria, yeast, or other "invaders".
Discharge from the vagina can be caused by several different types of invaders, and can range in consistency from thin and watery to thick and viscous. Discharge can be clear, white, yellow, bloody, or a range of colors in between. It can also vary in amount from barely noticeable to very pronounced. Sometimes odor will accompany discharge, other times it can be odor-free (based on which infecting organism is present).
Muscle contractions...the squirt...in your faces. Vaginal discharge. Disgusting faggots.
I know you're trolling, and I'm not the guy you replied to, but people are cunts.
Everyone's a selfish cunt. I don't think I've met someone that is not, or will not be a selfish cunt at some point. Cunts are everywhere.
She fucked a guy, not because he's better, but because she's a selfish cunt. He wants to kill himself because he's a selfish cunt.
You're all cunts. I'm a cunt.
I just googled it and found nothing
All I saw were questions on forums of girls asking if chlamydia stops you from being able to squirt
Stop lying. It's watered-down piss
Now, I know you'd rather embrace the rejection and wallow in self pity for a while, but that's not a valid path forward. It solves nothing, creates a mess (seriously, no one wants to clean up your corpse), and, to the bitch, validates her own actions. That may be part of why you're contemplating suicide; you still love her and want to validate her choices.
Unfortunately, her choices are shit.
Her sisters', on the other hand, appear legit. So;
-What's age of consent where you live
-Is she cute
-What's her body type; thin, athletic, curvy, bootylicious, what are we working with here?
Pics.
Fuck that bitch. Don't ever contact her again and I KNOW you will be tempted to do exactly that. Juts DON'T. Do something great of yourself and your life. That is the only way you will completely make her regret.
Idiot. It plainly says the clap causes a watery discharge. During the course of the day the discharge trickles out staining their panties. During climax that same exact substance can squirt out due to contractions. I know this for a fact because I spent a lot of money at specialists for back pain. My ex went to the health clinic and tested positive for the clap. we both had to take the medication. She stopped squirting and my back stopped hurting. thats how i found out about reactive arthritis too.
lol killing yourself over some whore
grow up you faggot and move on
Trips never lie.
I'm fapping while staring at your girlfriend Op.
I'm picturing her in a bathroom stall getting fucked by a nigger while in the standing doggy position an loving it.
Trips failed to address the issue of the 17 y.o. younger sister who wants OPs D. Yes, he should move on. That movement should involve ex-GFs sister.
She's fucking gorgeous.
Fine. Here.
