Help! i'm in trouble as a spider just hit me, wat do?

help! i'm in trouble as a spider just hit me, wat do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hit that punk motherfucker back

call your doctor

that's no spider
you have aids

If dubs put that finger in your ass

That bubble of skin is full of little spiders you need to pop that and burn the liquid inside or else more spiders will crawl out of your skin.

Die

tell the first girl you see to suck it out or you'll die

Post on b/ to ask what to do

holy crap, OP... pop that shit now
you really don't want the spider eggs to hatch inside you

Fucking spiders man.

No image search results, timestamp please OP and then we shall assist.

Get superpowers.

Same thread was on yesterday. If you are the same OP, my advice still stands from yesterday.

And this is why you ask for a timestamp.

i think you should go to cinema

Do whatever a spider can.

You're already dead, but you doesn't know....

It's cool you'll get super powers or you'll die.

What'd it hit you with?

Take a bite to the dick and advertise it as "exotic" on craigslist

Did it fucking hit you with another fucking Spider or what?

CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY

if real..... go to the a&e right now asap

post a picture of it with timestamp, first of all

>people ITT don't know how to google

A&e? Isn't that an American channel? Kek

that's a cottonmouth snek bite

Learn to reverse-image search better you fucking cucks

this.

Time to sue for assault and battery.

pee on the sting

this is true man no joke

Rolling for this