Today I'll give you the recipe for you to get galactical wanks.
Thing you need: -Time (will take you from 10 to 20 minutes, trust me. Home alone is better) - Regular cooking oil (or some oil that you are not allergic to) -An small cap to pour the oil - Your hand - A long porn video of your fav actress - Some tissues.
First, you have to get all prepared for the ritual. Once you start your hand will be oily and you dont want to do a big mess around.
Second: Pour one regular spoon of oil on the cap or maybe 2 if the spoon is for coffee
Third: set play to the video and now get your self comfortable to gently rub your cock with some drops of oil. I mean it, just your finger tips covered with oil are enough.
Fourth: ?????????
Enjoy my good friends. I've been doin this for a long long while and nothing bad is going to happen. Just make sure you are not allergic to oil or stuff like that.
Dont use car oil... it wont work, already tried lol.
forgive my bad english, im mexican
Angel Flores
fuck off spic
Lincoln Thomas
bean nigger
Cameron Evans
looks like pissbottlesman is back as a spic
Connor King
bet you are already looking for some oil lol
Daniel Garcia
wut, why you only think about piss? like it so much?
Jaxon Murphy
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Jordan Hill
But if I don't do it dry, it doesn't do anything for me...
Landon Hughes
what you mean?
Luis Moore
I fap with no lube. Else it's too slippery and there's not enough preasure or friction to get off
Easton Stewart
Air-con closed-cell-foam insulation tube 1"interal diameter, 1"wall thickness Length 1.5x of your dick.
+ cooking oil (of your choice). Lube inside tube well
+ elastic to constrict the tube in various places to make a wave pattern inside. Tighter is righter!
You balls will explode!
Jaxon Long
Coconut oil can come in a jar that's hard clumps. Your skin melts the clumps, perfect for jackin it.
Put the clumps on tissue or something until youre ready to use them
Ryder Kelly
the blue one!
Christopher Brown
when you spend some time doing your job a liquid comes from the penis which is normal but it gets sticky. The oil is there for helpin giving you some lub.
The point is to rub the head of your cock, not to wank just like that. You move your wirst gently.
I also fap with no lube or anything but once in a while I use cooking oil
Easton Thompson
thank you :)
Isaiah Davis
All that fuckign text just to tell us that you can masturbate with oil? Wow who would've guessed. I was 13 when I used cooking oil to fap but it's stupid and messy.
Michael White
Making beaners look bad since 1848.
Christian Brown
Fapping with lube, what a revolutionary idea
Enjoy your death grip
Coconut oil is best oil
Brayden Martinez
deathgrip is best grip
Gavin Cook
Fuckin fggt I was hoping for something good, not a fucking lubricant substitute