Today I'll give you the recipe for you to get galactical wanks

Today I'll give you the recipe for you to get galactical wanks.

Thing you need:
-Time (will take you from 10 to 20 minutes, trust me. Home alone is better)
- Regular cooking oil (or some oil that you are not allergic to)
-An small cap to pour the oil
- Your hand
- A long porn video of your fav actress
- Some tissues.

First, you have to get all prepared for the ritual. Once you start your hand will be oily and you dont want to do a big mess around.

Second: Pour one regular spoon of oil on the cap or maybe 2 if the spoon is for coffee

Third: set play to the video and now get your self comfortable to gently rub your cock with some drops of oil. I mean it, just your finger tips covered with oil are enough.

Fourth: ?????????

Enjoy my good friends. I've been doin this for a long long while and nothing bad is going to happen. Just make sure you are not allergic to oil or stuff like that.

Dont use car oil... it wont work, already tried lol.

forgive my bad english, im mexican

fuck off spic

bean nigger

looks like pissbottlesman is back as a spic

bet you are already looking for some oil lol

wut, why you only think about piss? like it so much?

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But if I don't do it dry, it doesn't do anything for me...

what you mean?

I fap with no lube. Else it's too slippery and there's not enough preasure or friction to get off

Air-con closed-cell-foam insulation tube 1"interal diameter, 1"wall thickness Length 1.5x of your dick.

+ cooking oil (of your choice). Lube inside tube well

+ elastic to constrict the tube in various places to make a wave pattern inside. Tighter is righter!

You balls will explode!

Coconut oil can come in a jar that's hard clumps. Your skin melts the clumps, perfect for jackin it.

Put the clumps on tissue or something until youre ready to use them

the blue one!

when you spend some time doing your job a liquid comes from the penis which is normal but it gets sticky. The oil is there for helpin giving you some lub.

The point is to rub the head of your cock, not to wank just like that. You move your wirst gently.

I also fap with no lube or anything but once in a while I use cooking oil

thank you :)

All that fuckign text just to tell us that you can masturbate with oil? Wow who would've guessed. I was 13 when I used cooking oil to fap but it's stupid and messy.

Making beaners look bad since 1848.

Fapping with lube, what a revolutionary idea

Enjoy your death grip

Coconut oil is best oil

deathgrip is best grip

Fuckin fggt I was hoping for something good, not a fucking lubricant substitute

I'd rather use my own spit

>using oil
>not nightmare mode master race