*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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come on nigga

This is why I always carry a handgun.

*lightly jog around*

*use PokeFlute*

Clearly there is no getting past such a mighty warrior without a duel. I draw my sword

Damn. Jon snow really let himself go.

*teleports behind*

*your dick is out - when he checks run away*

*uses log jutsu bullshit*

Shit

I realize that this must be a servant of Dio, and bring forth my Stand, [C O T T O N E Y E J O E], which grants me an extra pound of muscle per pound of fat on my attacker

HIYAWASAKOWAKA!

"WHERE DID THAT STAND COME FROM, WHERE DID HE GO!"

...

"Can I help you?"

Kek, I hope your ready...... *Glares* ...To defend your honor! *releases the edge of my steel*

>heh nice try kid

* uses poison gas jutsu to flush you out from your hiding place*

"N-NANIIII?! WHERE DID THAT STAND SOME FROM, [COTTON EYE JOE]?

The only person that could beat such a warrior....

*throw a butterfinger in a random direction*

It's a hologram

>psh, not quite fast enough

* throws shurikens at your exposed parts*

throw a twinkie and watch him run his fatass out of my way

*release 13 tailed wolf monster trapped inside me due to never losing virginity* this is level one, let's see how well you fare

Tch... *Confident smirk* were you trying to hit my shadow clone? If so, you preformed excellently. *Fists start glowing"

*scoff*

>you underestimate the mental fortitude i have received from studying the blade

*slices you in half while diving for the candy*

>nothin personnel... kid...

You can't stop me. Ikuze Shadowpaw!

*laughs maniacally*

>you think this my first time to take on such a beast

*mangekyoo sharingan

>another day another victim

i draw my sword and keep it pointed behind me so he can't teleport behind me as I slowly back away.

underrated comment

>you think simple thai-jutsu is enough to beat me? You underestimate me

*lift roll of fat to expose black hole sucking you in*

Use a poke flute.

Honestly I could probably take him. He might outweigh me but I'm taller, faster, stronger, and way more mean. I would throw whatever is in my hand at his face, immediately charge to knock him on his back. From there its a boot stomp to the face, neck, or solar plexus. I doubt that sword will do him much good, if he already had it drawn and ready maybe...

*teleports in front*

>heh, easily countered

*barely dodge it, butt plug wolf tail fur burnt in the process* you're good, guess I'll have to step it up a notch. * goes to 2nd tail, two butt plus now*

Come nigga-san....

Top kek

PRAISE THE HAND OF THE GOD EMPEROR!

*soft grin*

you move forward at me

"wrong move."
i use my kotoamatsukami and hold my sword toward you.
i slowly move you towards my blade as it plunges into your stomach.
"i win kek."

nah, that's some weak sauce

the whole point of teleporting behind is you can't see the attack to properly dodge/block

sorry kid, but a teleportation in front is a visible attack and can be managed. nothing personal.

Point right behind him and say "You dropped your pocket". When he looks, simply walk around him and continue on my journey forth.

Get my girlfriend to talk to him and watch him pass out

TOP SNEK

Heh
*easily seduces her with knowledge of the 10,000 fold of his katana and he glory of nipon steel. Fucks her with his chode in front of you*
"That one was personal"

Nigger, he will cut/deflect your bullet.

Top kek

Kek, underrated post

Not sure if he could find his penis

Toss a bag of cheetos to the right, run around him on the left

all jokes aside, I've seen the guy in OP's post. not bad moves on youtube.

I could easily defeat him in swordplay.

That said, I could destroy any of you in a fight/gunfight/swordfight/mma/wrestling, you name it.

This one is really cute, his cat seems comfortable around him.

fight me, pussy

*cuts bag of cheetos in mid air with one hand, grabs waist and throws you back with the other*
No no no.....

You are so dumb. My teleport is faster than your eyesight and your slow muscles. I use the phrase "hayate kudasai" and the shining mountain nine-tailed fox demon of the flowing river appears and grants me speed faster than light now eat my daikatana.

you don't even have a real Katana you piece of shit.

do 180 and walk away backwards

anytime anyplace.

Fine, I'll just wait until his will power breaks and he is finally tempted by all those cheetos scattered all over the ground around him.

It's only a matter of time.

At least he has moderately practical footware. They look like heavy walking boots +2 stamina

Bragging on Sup Forums, I bet you're really tough

Heh, nice try kid....
*uses shadow clone to pick up all the cheetos and feed them to him*
But you'll have to do better than petty traps and tricks...

By " destroy any of you in a fight/gunfight/swordfight/mma/wrestling", do you mean "never know the touch of a woman and have been unable to see my own penis since I turned 11"?

Hhahahaha people think your bragging. That means you win bro.

wow this guy is good

I assure him that I'm not a borglor. He let's me pass.

Laugh, take away his katana and beat him with it, throw it in the ocean, post video on Youtube.

feel thankful that he doesn't have his bow.

youtu.be/08HqRzhqXU0
Original video

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He is shooting from like 10 feet away...

More like blocks his arteries.

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You gonna move or do I have to make you move? Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy bitch.

Move out of the way m'fellow neckbeard
*tips fedora*

call it's mother
tell her her spawn has been watching far too many japanese cartoons
and far too less excercise
and that it is her failing as a parent
that has led to such a unhygenic, obese, cowardly, pathetic abomonation to walk the same universe and time as myself
and for such an insult
i drop kick the beast
and roundhouse the mother

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Warrior fumbles to find his penis. Fails to find the one inch wonder in time. He watches the girl walk away......as she laughs hysterically.