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I love how Germany is 0.01 cm off from being dark red. Clearly made by a Frenchman.

you are gonna get banned

I have a small penis

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REEE

>tfw only 16cm

We know, Kim Lil Dong.

It's a oh so smoll

kek

and future kek for

Why are janitors afraid of penises? Really puts the good old frontal lobe to work

>tfw 21 cm
why are yuropeans suck dicklets?

these penis maps always seem to show different averages for most countries but one consistent thing I've noticed is that they all show the irish having small dicks

i guess there is some truth to the stereotype

all the japs that are obsessed with poles...are they just polish faggots posting through a VPN?

penistugal

there is one legit Jap obsessed with pooland

the rest may be proxies

i guess it's opposite day because this map basically shows south europeans have smaller dicks than north europeans which is not true at all.

ive banged so many scandinavian sluts and they all mentioned how my italian sausage is bigger than what their men usually have.

So

One of the mod is a dicklet and can't handle seing dicksize

>self-measured
>self-reported

Why are Europeans so dishonest and insecure about their masculinity that they have to exaggerate their penis size on a survey? Just look at Portugal/Spain. Someone is lying.

>>self-reported

This. Women think the BCC is real and that's all that matters.

>im above average in my country
nice. if only my dick wasnt so thin

Yeah, but as far as you know, they all exaggerated by the same amount.

I'm on suicide watch right now

>dongtugal

tfw 3.67m dick but I'll never use it anyway
sad!

How are you supposed to measure anyway? Put your dick at a 90 degree angle then measure with a ruler? Push it against the bone or no?

>Sup Forums only allows respectful discussion of other cultures

why would spaniards and portuguese have different lengths? they're basically the same genetically and they eat a similar diet.

-angry spanish-american frustrated about my penis

don't worry
I'll handle it for you

find a neet to do it for you. make him non-neet for a day

god damn it, boys

the britcuck probably thinks you're one of sweden's muslim minorities.

I'm a tall blue-eyed swede, I promise.

i can measure it with my dick

fine, i'll tell you then.. it's gonna be hard, but you gotta get hard, which is hard cause of the pressure. then you gotta find a wooden ruler and then you place it on top of your mr sverige and then you pray all sverige around you that its a readable number

>16,5
hey that's pretty good

i mean my mouth

>muh french

obsessed

discount 30% for inflation, so its a 11.5cm mr sverige

>30% inflation
I didn't sign up for this

Natural selection. Someone kept killing all the Spanish men.

Truly a mistery for the ages.

feels good to have the superior genes of portugueses

That's right, son. Don't you ever let Argentina forget that your dead used to beat up his dad.

i won't

Haha, good times

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fine, i remove it.

obsessed colony

big benis :DDDD

>Oi England, old wanker, want to come beat up the Spics?
>I dunno, mate, I'm a bit busy domesticating the Scots.
>Come on mate, the Frog cavalry is gonna be there mounted on their boyfriends or something. We'll put some spikes for them to ram into so you can lob some of your meme arrows onto their corpses.
>Be right there, fish-breath.

>tfw 17cm

>wanting to live in a country with lots of large penises
???

>feels good to have country average be bigger than other countries' average
>feels bad that it makes me more average than I thought
It's a real dilemma.

just gotta try and yank it to stretch it out as much as you can to make it longer

frustrated tiny dicked irish guy detected

It's better to have a 6 inch dick in a nation of teenie weenies than it is to have an 8 inch dick in a nation of monster dongers.

Sure, but you're not going to attract a lot of tourists.

There's a reason why many beautiful women visit South Africa. It's not the cuisine.

it is not the dick either

South Africans have bigger cocks than Brazilians.

That is a fact.

either this or it was made by a Pole

and?

in general, European men have small dicks.

European women prefer to leave the continent of Europe in pursuit of big foreign cocks

t.dumb nigger

jarra boy you rude

your wife leave you for some zulu cock?

haha i am the nigger but not a dumb like you

skip to 7 minute mark. white couple visits africa. hubby records his wife with two black studs who gangbang her later on LOL!

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Sorry, rusbros :^)

both you and russians shouldn't worry about your penis size

the issue with you is that east european men are ugly. your women prefer moving out of eastern europe because most EE men look like ogres