How many dildo does Sup Forums own?

How many dildo does Sup Forums own?

Plus talk to a guy how doesn't think this is too many (about half of my collection)

INB4: Yes Im married, yes wifes knows

bump

Who uses them, you or her, or both?

eh, id say if you want to waste your extra money on them then go for it. i own 3 at the moment and will eeventually pick up more but im good with that for now.

dont have kids, like my 20 year old truck just fine, wife bores me most days, can be bothered after the RAGE2 fiasco to be part of the BattleStations clique, have a BMW bike, 2 mountain bike 2 road bikes and tons of porn

None, but i want one.
Just have no place to hide it.

Who are they for, you or her?

What? you live in a matchbox?
I used at first, shes come around and used a few herself.

She loved the Tailstretcher (bright orange one, like that loser PeOTUS from Bad Dragon) as she likes her vulva being pried wide open

Bam,shane diesel's dildo,8 in clear,18 in double ended,and 2 butt plugs

You just need more fiber mate.

BTW I like your workshop. And your surgical tubing......mmmmmmmm..tubing..

Basically, my room is shared and the only thing that belongs to me is this desk and the computer.

I make dildo s for a living. Sell them harder than I can make.

So whats the point of the smaller dildos when the BBC one has already been up your ass? Don't they become obsolete after that?

one

Don't you end up regretting the cum tubes. I wouldn't imagine that it is something that people would ever use.

What about the cum tube ones? Who likes to be filled?

jeeez OP could you answer? fucking faggot

holy crap u have the same drill press i have

Right down to the shitty wall panelling?

I used to hide my incest porn booklets behind it in my bedroom. Even my brother who shared it never found them

Unfinished spaces like around hot water tanks or furnaces are good hiding spots too.

Up on top of ductwork out of site where only a deliberate search will find it.

Which dildos?
Good start post a picture for lulz
Those are "cum tubes" and I got my first ones without them and got some with them readymade on discount. My wife tried the Echo XL with in and I pumped her full of a large bulb of hot JLube as she got close to coming. She said that was the best orgasm she ever had with a toy alone

Answer what?

we both do but I liked them more until she tried one with hot JLube

Jlube is awesome.
I have 1 dildo, bad dragon xenomorph medium with cum tube I think.
Shits cash, but roommate is always in town so don't have time to use it.

Hot?

Either warmed in a water bath or lightly microwaved

>married

>wife

>has dildos

im sorry you mean your husband knows you faggot,glad donald trump isnt going to cater to your degenerate ass's like obama did

Also a lot less money than Dragon Cum Lube

Go back to Sup Forums.

Trump is going to find out he barely has the power to wipe his own fucking ass in the private bathroom in the eat exit of the Oval Office, once the GOP start blackmailing him with endless hearings on the Hill.

I can't wait to see the skeletons that will come out of hiding

I've heard of jlube, but doesn't it require mixing? The bd stuff is really expensive

Two

The first one is recharging

Fairly simply to mix

go to www.anus.org for really good instructions. Seriously, it isnt a "meatspin" joke

Noice. I would think the little ridge around the neck would be irritating
Hopefully lube won't get in the charging port.

Who squats on the big black horse-cock?

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3.
I had like 12 in the past, but one day i realised i only used the same ones over and over. I then decided to keep only 3, one small, medium and a big one.

Are you obsessed with dick?
Regardless of your answer we know. Your wife knows too. Your wife is into faggots. This is nothing to brag about. But nothing to be ashamed about either. GL keeping your shit in your rectum as you age .

Sup m0m,how you doing buddy?

The recharge port is very protected.

PS : I really need to clean it.

I mostly, she tried it vaginally and anally once each. She found those orgasms a bit weird being stretched that much

51 years old and so far no problems, other than that, go lick you sisters asshole faggot
not bad doing some odds and ends of chores around the house

Putting back a pane of plexiglass downstairs that keeps the bathroom from being too cold. Fuck that shit is hard to shape

She watched me take 2/3 of it one morning before we had breakfast with her family. I caught her smirking and knew what she was thinking at that moment

post pic plz

i like that drill press

>51 years old

Got it second.

You should see what I made using it, a sine table, a motor and a diamond coring bit.

What size Rex and Austin in that pic?

but you are the faggot though.

I also have this buttplug, but I guess it isn't technically a dildo