Tfw you will never live a comfy life as a Brazilian river fisherman

>tfw you will never live a comfy life as a Brazilian river fisherman

Why even live?

brazilian water is full of worm-fish that get inside your dick and piranhas.

My qtp2t Brazilian river-wife would suck the worms out of my dick every night.

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cozzy life

Brazilian fishing is actually pretty good. I wonder why those people live in small huts while Russian peasants who fleed 1917 lead relatively prosperous lives these.

>tfw you will never live with the worst living conditions possible, have to fish in the same river that you shit on and get several life threatning diseases per year with barely enough money to treat them
I feel you

Move to Louisiana or Southern Florida, that is the closest you will get to Brazil in America.

Brazil IS in America.

*south america

oh shut up

No, it's in South America.

Don't pretend like you didn't understand what he meant, you red arsed baboon.

The southern region of the America continent.

ENOUGH!

I am American and so are you.

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There are two American continents, and Brazil is in the southern one.

No no, The Americas is the name of the whole landmass.
But it's divided in three continents, North America, Central America, and South America.

Brazil is in South America.
USA is in North America.
Panamá is part of Central America.

Get educated please.

three

why not? you can probably buy the river for a couple happy meals

Central America is a region, not a continent.

Greenland is Northeast America.

>Get educated please.
Do you realize who you're saying that to?

What is the Happy Meal to banana conversion rate?

around a couple gorillion bananas i would say

>ribeirinho

Nah, i'd rather be from a village of open sea fishermen.