First time masturbating, or first boner thread

First time masturbating, or first boner thread
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OP here, 2nd boner

>mfw OP likes MIB II

>i liek u OP

Legit just watched this last night.

>pic related
>toilet sex scene
>file name related

my furst bone

god damn she looks like an ex, anymore of her?

no

My nigga
Same

wow, noice. What movie?

ok thats a bit odd

May 1974 centerfold

Posted in the workshop where my dad would take me to work on the stock car growing up.

hng... love them old playboys

the mummy

Mummy Returns

Hot as fuck fight scene.

She does look really cute, did you go into the work toilet and fap off?

>at home
>11pm
>using either Morpheus or Bearshare to download music
>hey wait, I could probably download pokemon!
>try and download a pokemon episode
>get the scene with polygon and flashing bg, in hindsight it was probably an epilepsy troll
>try another
>it's a video of two girls fingering each other and making out
>kidboner.exe
>keep watching
>suddenly my dick erupts in pleasure

And that's probably the first step I took in becoming a fucking degenerate who spends all day on his computer.

I wonder if I could still find it the video and have a nostalgia fap.

man, i'm so old.

nice trips
nice dubs

I had to use my imagination when I got home.

I was 12 back then.

>be 9
>watching MIB II by myself
>this scene comes on
>pause
>jerk it to Lara Flynn Boyle's naked pregnant-looking body
>cum and clean up
>continue watching movie

you guys are alright

>be me
>10 years old
>put a snorkel on my dick
>sucked on it and came

Someone's got a vore fetish.

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I jacked off to TK from digimon
yes im a fag now

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When I got older motorcycle magazines were easy to come by.

Mai Valentine from yu gi oh

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probs one of the things that started it. that and magic school bus

>Fapping to big engorged belly from vore

OP confirmed for good choice in Fetish Fuel

vore is one of the strangest things i know

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>be me 12 years old
>friend got 20gb of porn from his older brother
>"hey friend kun can you hook me up"
>go home and get to work
>480p evilangel + amateur videos
>jenna jameson threesome
>came so hard I still remember it clearly

I used to fap before but never felt like that.
Kind of like the first time I did coke, neato first experiences

Excalibur or the 1989 Cyborg.

I honestly don't remember which one I saw first, but there were many faps to these on VHS, lol.

My man

this babe right here I remember wanting her to either dominate me. or become a giantess and step on me with her giant feet/eat me

first wacked off to this

liz hurley is still a babe

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wtf is that

I fapped to the hypnosis scene from "The Jungle Book".

Classic lol, didn't even hav to enlarge

I have to admit, while I didn't boner for her young now that I'm older she makes me oh so moist.

Alien disguised as an underwear model, engorged from eating a human attacker.

A foot fetish was born that day.

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this from the gremlins

this gave me boner as well. high five bro
cant remember though, The Mummy?

hahahahahahahahaha

Always wanted to fuck Ariel. Even before I knew what jerking off was

yeah I had a thing for giant women and dominate characters. my mom fucked me up so ive got an intense mommy fetish

Mummy Returns

Esta para echarse una paja

I'm shocked this scene was aired on national television. It's a kid's cartoon and it's basically a blowjob scene via a de facto sex toy.

youtube.com/watch?v=I4Fc-emlIHo

kek filename

Was my dream
youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4

dude, that is shocking looking back. Loved this show so much

Understandable, my mother was also dominant so that could have to do with me always wanting to essentially be taken by a stronger woman.

Love my lady Orcs

He not only had an orgasm, but blatantly enjoyed it.

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I'm not a fucking furfag, before you ask.

But to this day, everything about this bitch screams "confused feelings"

fuck Im old...
went to the coast, listened to this every night.

they could never show that nowadays

Ren and Stempi was fucking crazy looking back...

youtube.com/watch?v=e-iRVH423u4

we got a furfaggot here

I know. We're so PC nowadays.

Nowadays if we want milk-machines blowing males, we have to make porn of it.

>first boner thread
>no Jessica Rabbit
Cmon my dudes raise the game

I don't even consider her a furry for some reason, she is one but as you said I bet so many boys whacked it to her but don't actually enjoy furries

Warlock Armageddon, my kiddy dick exploded in the birth scene

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u wot m8
ill fukin rek u furry ass up i swear on me mum

I hate that there are no crossovers between her and Elastigirl. Both hot redheads, but contrasting ones. I want to see them lesbian-fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=8C5NLfYdZaE

I only date redheads now.

nice! my mom wasn't dominate rather she never hugged me or touched me, so ive always had a craving for maternal affection that manifested into a sexual desire

but that pic is from like the first 10min of the mummy movie

>I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way

hnnnnnnnnng

Spice channel yo

Remember watching this late night after my parents went to bed.

my mistake, didnt see you linked 2 pics

no, the mummy

Me on the right/left

kids...theyre so fucking stupid

nothing about that was sexually arousing fam

And yes, the scene gave me a fetish for it.

that's the shit. She was probably my first fap too. Or maybe Mokoto, can't remember

fuck! I had the biggest crush on this chick. whats the movie?>

dis bitch

no... thats like the first 10min of The Mummy

Neither was the Kaa hypnosis scene technically, but it was Fetish Fuel for a ton of people.

Logan's Run.

i even tried wrapping tinfoil around the bunny ears

Fucking checked

Really wow I couldn't imagine not having my mother's love, my father was always distant but he still loved me too. Mum's always been essentially a hard ass, would never fuck with her

This was a bad time for pop music. Every group was from Belgium or Holland, with black guys who couldn't actually rap fast.

Love Hina tho.

I got worse reception. The colors were reversed and the images constantly moved about.

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I know right?

I had never seen anything R rated at the time and my 8 yo self was confused, aroused and fucked up in the head, nowadays i laugh at my own stupidity.

Holli Would.

And so would I.

Why stop?

Growing up with a vore fetish is a strange experience.

She is pretty hot, watched the movie for the first time a few months ago, interesting idea

First boner, found my older brother's Playboy.