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Fate edition.

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Kill anime t b h

nonce

youtube.com/watch?v=GgvLcsl8ogE

banger

sugar rich diet and sleeping on your face with a sweaty pillow

'ea

babs

(((shit edition, btw)))

Love Anime tits desu lads

No bully.

should we kill all gays?

had a great post thought up but it took so long to make the new that i forgot what it was

mmmmmmmmm loved those as a kid

>poortheners
>not subhumans

Why do I still have acne

gays are cool

why is there candy in it

Thoughts?

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sue

wue

EXCELLENT post

already answered this question

need to spaff everywhere

lewd su

no you didn't?

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Omg

did

youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

where

need to take my pizza out in 10 minutes, would someone remind me?

OHHHHHHHHHH DOWN THE RIVEH' THE TAIGS WERE GETTIN GASSED

reminder

*pinches the bridge of my nose and rubs my eyes*

>ugly mate randomly turned decent looking

what the fuck, . . ! , ! , ,

What the fuck am i watching

Right, boys.

Gonna do a long drive and a little thinking.

Bye

better not just incase haha

Be careful. xoxo

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autistic screeching

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>sent message 1 hour ago
>online
what do I send to get a response

I AM THE SUN
AND THE AIR

gf just telegrammed me this

>online 20 mins ago

does anyone here actually pay the tv licence

looks like my mom

Some kind of monster
This monster lives

OH WHAT? SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? YOU FUCKING WHORE. ITALY BURNS BECAUSE YOU LOVE NIGGER COCK. I HOPE YOU BECOME INFERTILE, BUT ONLY AFTER HAVE THREE PAINFUL MISCARRIAGES. NOBODY'S BETTER THAN ME. I'M A NICE FUCKING GUY, BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FUCKING STUCKUP PRINCESS BITCH. FUCK YOU AND THE NIGGER YOU CAME RIDING ON, YOU FILTHY FUCKING SLAG.

Alri BBC

*clicks I already have a tv licence*
heh

hey gang

shiet, is your mom single?

You're a fucking boring cunt.

Piss off to bed.

Antibiotics are soon becoming useless because they are used in mass quantities and without restriction in 3rd world countries

The 'rents pay for it, how else will they watch x-factor, skynews and gogglebox.

*kicks your door down*
You're coming with me sunshine.

yeah anyone who wants a terrestrial aerial on their roof

doesn't apply to manchildren living with their parents

let's all head to the malt shop

Nope. Funny you should mention this though as I've been getting some threatening letters recently including one saying they're opening an investigation today. lel

>Oi mate I'm the licence enforcer heard you little faggots havent being payin

the free market will fix it

gas the microbes, disease war now

pls gib serious response

Women are basically snakes with tits.

Heard the price of a TV license was going up, is it true?

actually yeah my dad just died recently

That sucks

my mom died a few years ago too, maybe they can hook up and we can become brothers!!

nana said not to get one because they'll be breathing down your neck for that money forever. best to just stay off their radar and fob them off if they show up.

You have to give your left testicle to be displayed on the BBC tower now

what if our memories are actually the future, and time is going backwards

reminder to report your local licence thief

tvlicensing.co.uk/faqs/FAQ96

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LMAO

Report me and I'll shank your mum from her fanny to her gob.

Understood?

shut the fuck up you thick, pathetic, moose-fucking wetawd

*enters thread*
*dabs*
*leaves thread*

How does it feel to lose a parent

theory: most mental health problems are caused improper diet

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gf

okay joe rogan

no im going shove my dick from the rooth of your nans mouth to her anus you little runt

SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING

i wish

*scans this thread*
hmm.. hope you're all paying your licences

>rooth

Fucking state

MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA MEGA

I don't think about it too much anymore. My situation was odd. My mum had her first stroke when I was 8, and things just progressively got worse as the years moved on.

So I never developed a very close relationship with her. But what I miss most now is all the years she spent in the wheelchair, with some mental problems, but still able to talk a little bit. I regret just not talking to her more. I spent all my time in my room, or out with friends. And twenty feet down the hall was my mum, wasting away, and I never just went and talked to her.

What's he listening to?

do people actually believe that tv detector van bullshit?

my condolences lad

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Kek remember when they found out it was all a bluff

fuck me, lad, i wasn't ready for this.

loepiedepoepie

fuck I know how you feel

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spaffed in that ice cream