Britain has just invaded your country

>Britain has just invaded your country
>soldiers go door to door taking POW
>they break down your down

the item directly to your left is the only thing you have time to grab as a weapon.

how fucked are you?

to the left of me is a wall im pressed againsed a wall what do you think plus why bittish?! wtf

A cup of tea
Checkmate, britbongs

A THUMBTACK

Im not. they are because im an Amerifag

...couch i sleep on

>Britain

Plus its an AR15 because im in America

>they break down your down
>break down your down
>down your down

huh?

I don't grab a weapon, I'm British.

>britain has just invaded your country

>laughs because those pussies cant even defeat the muslims that are currently destroying their country

British military.
So I don't have to worry about their rifles working, their tanks or trucks working, and I can just claim that I'm a Muslim Indian transsexual and they will give up at that.

can your country defeat the muslims then?

we defeat iraq and afganastan

uwot bitch?

If they break my down? My drowny brother? I'd be happy as shit.

My cat...

This is more than an assault spoon, so I'll be fine against at least a dozen

A door

The door they'd break down.

>how fucked are you?
Quite.

>>soldiers go door to door taking POW
That's not how it works you retard

You got beat out of both those countries

phone, dial 911 and let the police deal with it.

i let them kill me and then watch as the invaders crumble before my feet

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>this
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just nuked the whole British army.
they don;t even know what hit them.

>soldiers
Like the one one a nigger beheaded in the street, in broad daylight because he didn't like his t-shirt?
Come on, I have nothing to fear from those pussies.

>tfw also nationally cucked leaf, but British passport

I have a metal baton next to me. I might hit one of them before they shoot me.

i dont think british soldiiers are allowed to carry guns

Toothpaste - Britbane

Benchmade 51 Morpho Balisong.
Damn, I brought a knife to a gunfight...

You lost both of those wars, too.

>knife

I think I'm well prepared

pretty fucking fucked

kek

Me
>12ga shottie
>45acp pistol

Limeys
>L85A2
>bang
>mag falls out

Yeah I'm good

Wow, what a bunch of pussies. American police would've shot him dead already, or at least have gone for the violent takedown with batons or pepper spray

I'm not scared of British occupation at all, now.

>coffee mug full of pens
>oh wait it's Britain
i'm good

it's so sgitty that they don't even stick together,
they just spread out out of fear, like they
don't even have each other's backs. wtf man

A 50 pack of rolling papers on my desk by my hand.

Imma britfag anyway, so they wouldn't POW me.

I'd say "tea lads?" then go down to the winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

And these are directly to your left?

My brother, I'd swing that fucker.