A viewer of my Chaturbate just bought this knotted canine dildo off of my wishlist

A viewer of my Chaturbate just bought this knotted canine dildo off of my wishlist.
It's. Huge.
I want to be able to fit it all of the way inside of my cunt, but at this point it stops just before the knot. Any advice on how to stretch my pussy to fully accommodate this toy?

Since the proof sheet was a little distorted.

try it in your ass instead and just slather it in lube

Naturally training with the anus would be easier to fit that in, however, the advice reverberates and repeats through the inquire: How to stretch ? Regardless of orifice.

Fit smaller things inside, gradually work your way there, or ruin that pretty little vagina of yours.

Will be sure to look you up on chaturbate. You look like a good girl to fap to.

just ram it in there

I've named him Mr. Woof.

When are you going to try to use that live?

post pics of it in your kootch lol

Chaturbate name?

I have been plug training since November, so this sounds like good advice.
>fit smaller things inside
Should I stretch with just longer and longer dildos then? Is that even possible? I think it's the length that's the problem rather than the girth.

It's all about the angle. Show us your form...

Obviously garbage

Stretching works with length just as well. Use larger and larger dildos, with focus on the depth they go, trying to go as deep as possible. There is your human limit, of course. Not everyone can fit a horse cock inside, but still. You can try.

Kathrine, you shouldn't be doing this kind of shit. It's demeaning.

...

PLEASE tell me
Are you biologically a woman, or did you have surgery to become one?
Do you have a hormone imbalance?

You misspelled my name, faggot. That's demeaning in and of itself.

Any tags we should look for?

Can we just see it inside you already?

Bump for this

You look like your on the wrong side of 40, time to hang it up grandma

Ohhh, I was called a faggot by some fucking whore. I'm sooo hurt now.

Out of the two genders out there, I can promise you that I am a female. This whole "you look like a man" troll is old hat, find a new way to troll me, faggot.

Though I truly believe that using toys that big makes you truly unfuckable, I can't help but want to see it.

Not sure if this is what you meant by form, but here's my pussy just in case.

I'm not trolling. I was curious..
Gender apparently isn't the same as sex in this day and age. You seem like a bitch though. I was only asking.

Chill, Kate

I always tag with #tsarkatherine.

Time out!

You're asking guys how to stretch your pussy so that monster fits?

Give me one night and nine months , then before you get stitched up, stick it in...

If you weren't trolling, you were being very rude. Gender is the same as sex. There are only two genders. There are only two sexes.

so you working that massive dog cock into your ass or what?

Can't find the tag. Come on, Kat. What's your in chat nickname? I legitimately want to masturbate to you, dude. Hook a brother up.

Kek! Point taken.

Some people identify as female when biologically they are male.. I didn't mean to offend you

How does the fact thatshe's a whore make you any less of a faggot?

29 fps.
What is this console.

See url in

your room looks all artsy cozy n shit

are you having a mid life crisis?

here you go
tsarkatherinethedonovan

whoa my name is donavan

Name it BoJack

>#tsarkatherine
All I could find is your facebook

Lube and practice

I'm going to attempt to fit it in my ass tonight on chaturbate.
Maybe try now? Not sure why, but sometimes people cannot find me on there. Bad for business!

Nice, but not what I meant. Show us a picture with that monster inserted.

Some people have gender identity issues. I personally identify as the gender I am: female.

>tsar
Shouldn't that be czarina? Are you asking for gender trolling?

There 2 genders, pussy and dick. No in between, only faggots and dikes.

Thank you! I just redecorated recently :D

I'm naming my horse cock that's in the mail Bojack. But I will name this Mr. Peanutbutter instead.

>whoa my name is donavan
Whoa no way, do you shove oversized dildos into your undercarriage too? That would.. not be a huge coincidence after all. Faggot.

How do you feel about your body?

This gets mentioned at least once a thread. I identify as tsar. My pronouns are tsar/tsar/tsar.

Should name it weapon to surpass metal gear.

nah name it Mr.Pickles

Can you get it past the first bulge?

You can't be serious..

So you're not "her", you're "tsar"?

>old

speaking of old, how old are you, you looks like you've seen better days

no, that would be pretty gay

You're right. I wasn't serious. Your sarcasm detector is working.

Aaw, and I thought I was being clever :p

Yet another boring troll card. I'm 27. I am often told I look like I'm barely 16. Try and get more creative.

It's so hard to tell with all the tumblrinas running around

I'd like to know her age also

kek wha
barely 16 how

Real life may be different but I would put you at about 30 in these photos. I feel like the lipstick makes you look older. Do you have any more natural colors?

Canine dildo for a woman who looks like a fucking dog. Perfect!

your acne-ridden face is disgusting, your tits are mediocre, your tattoo is in bad taste, you have pudgy retard fingers and manly shoulders.

Fuck the fuck off.

OP's rubber dong as shown is waay bigger than that.

>
>I am often told I look like I'm barely 16.

Your often lied to

...

You suck at marketing.

That's why you're a cheap internet whore.

>doing it wrong

If you'd hit that, you need to reevaluate your life.

lulz
right click'd > save image as'd

this.

This is a recent shot of me.

Good boy.

Kek. This whore is definitely in the middle of the 5 bad years...

OP, I am deeply concerned about dem tits. They are whorendous.

>having standards this low

I really think you should try small eyeliner wings and lighter lips.
Potential is there but you're not reaching it

pls get started and do your best pls

Tsar Katherine here!

KEK

Do you have a picture of your butthole? I judge beauty by anal integrity too.

srsly. I can't believe anybody would fap to this disaster of a woman.

hot

agree

Maybe you have a good personality

>shoop da whoooooop

>2010
>Sup Forums raids chaturbate for shoe on head action
>2017
> chaturbate comes to Sup Forums
> mfw just a knotted dog dildo
>mfw mfw

I also wanna see dat asshole.
Pix plox

then why dont you do uit

pull on your nipples for me

8/10

Pet play?! Like what????

Sup Forums demands asshole.

wut.

This is my everyday look.

kys

Sure thing.

put a load of washing into the washing machine. when it gets to the spin-dry cycle, sit the toy on top, then lube the toy up and sit on it.

it might take a few sessions, but at least all your towels and sheets will be clean.