Ruin a date in 4 words

Ruin a date in 4 words

I voted for Hillary.

I can't count.

I go on Sup Forums

Is your friend single?

I shit my pants

winrar

Wow, your sister's pretty!

i'm a trump supporter

My penis is tiny

live with my mom

Do you like mudkips?

I'm a pedo sexual.

well done m8

I'm a major furry.

I forgot my wallet

check these dubs out

Show me your feet.

I cum in diapers

YLYL?

Pardon my swamp ass

I always browse Reddit.

shit down my throat

You smell like fish

I am op

Moot's my side chick

I am a Feminist.

Are you pregnant ma'am?

i voted for trump

Ever fucked a ninauposkitzipxpe?

I diddle little dudes

Do you enjoy rape?

Saying voted for Trump would have been better imo. All the females I've known has pretty much been Hillary supporters

Can I grab pussy?

I gotta go home

Is your anus clean?

nigger cunt fuck bitch

I have one testicle

I hate fucking niggers

I like pubescent tits

In my grandmas basement...

Black lives matter too

That will get you laid in the south

Come see my cellar.

I don't eat pussy.

suck my ass, whore.

My mom was black

make America great again

...

As soon and I came I started farting.

No outbreak this week.

Ding Ding - abort mission!

last boyfriend was black

Wanna see my fursuit?

This week i'm male.

OP is a faggot

I really like furrys

my penis stingy itch

da fuck? are you asian?

So you like anal?

I'm a pansexual otherkin

Anal in the bathroom?

You like mano gender?

I yam retawdid ok

You Stormcloak or Imperial?

How much you weigh?

Hey it geg

can i rape you?

Does Mom know this?

How much for blowjob?

What are your pronouns?

I enjoy browsing Sup Forums.

I love nigger cock!

Nigger monkey faggot goyim

The average girl won't know shit about these things

i left the soup

then turn 360 and walk twoards your target

I was hoping to date your sister.

I enjoy raping squid

Weren't you a pornstar?

You enjoy fucking animals?

I left the beans on!

then walk out

I haev the AIDS

hope you're paying, bitch

Oops, I just came.

I only know missionary

>Niggers tongue my anus

Mens Rights Activist here

Say nothing, just fart.

WOOF! You ugly bitch!

What's your favorite anime?

Really really like banana

Another date, another skank.

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Only correct answrr

Me vote Trump. Sad.

I'm a sex offender.

Your odour is offensive.

Im gonna miss obama

Centipedes? In your vagina?

Greymane or battleborn