You're in the club with your gf and this guy slaps your ass

You're in the club with your gf and this guy slaps your ass.

What do you do?

tell him he can do better than capeshit

Then he turns to your gf and tells her she can do better than you.

Shake his hand and offer him her other cheek.

tell my wife to fuck off and go with Hugh.

Read it again.

Knock him the fuck out. Dude's 50. He's like a grandpa. The fuck is he going to do to me. Btw I'm 8 foot and weigh 300 pounds

I don't care cuz he's gay.

Wonder why he didn't smack my ass, as he is as queer as a $3 bill.

kiss him of course

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Ask him if I can get a "personal" autograph from him.

I'd simply look him dead in the eye and tell him that Carroll Boston Correll Jr. doesn't play that fag shit

He'd get the message.

Ask him when the grand tour premieres

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Where is this from?

What is this "Hugh Jackman is gay" meme?

He's tall handsome and can sing and dance = GAY

also he married a fatty

Ditch my lame girlfriend and go have some fun

Sauce?

>What do you do?

Start doing a musical number from Oklahoma! and hope he joins in.