Four million and seventy-nine keks

four million and seventy-nine keks

>getting married in the year of our lord 2016

while the story is undoubtedly horseshit, it still amazes me that people do it

>dating a girl who had someone else's semen in her face
lmao

>People aren't believing our PR relationship!!
>I know just what to do!!

>getting married after 2 weeks of dating
wew

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>I have literally never been with a woman

So that's why you've never had a girlfriend?

Tom is about to get PAID

This is just one of many reasons why Islam will win

>implying when they divorced he won't pay her

Why does their relationship seems so fake?

>get TayTay when shes had surgery and looks miles better
wish it were me

They're a fake couple, they're both gay right? Is this too obvious to even bother mentioning?

Because it is just look at their photos.

>why is water wet?

its fake as fuck

Because he's a dapper skinny English gent and she's the All-American girl. They seem foreign together even though they are both white. Plus their personalities seem total polar opposites.

>tfw you never fell for the taylor swift meme

Holy shit nigger what the fuck are you doing, LOKI?!

>paparazzi knows where they are almost every day

Do you think it's luck?

Because he's a faggot and she's a dyke.
It amazes me that gay celebrities still go through this dog and pony show when it's literally 2016!

wonder if chris asked him what the fuck he was doing when he got to the thor set

>brother

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Perry pls

>that hairline/tanline combo

Tom what are you doing mate.

>post yfw she got Tom to pay for her boob job

So wuz? This is Rock Hudson/Doris Day 2016 then?

>not getting married

good goym, dont forget to produce plenty of black babies for diversity

>his hairline
hahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahaha

now we have to endure another break up tracklist from taylor. thanks a lot tom.

not true
tay tay is pure

Why exactly is not getting married a bad thing again?

Are these cucks real or just shitposters?

Omg I just realized this is the sequel to notting hill with Hugh grant

Every single girl has had a guys splooge on her face at some point.

She's rich as fuck. Why would Taytay waste her time being other celebrity's beard instead of letting me suck her toes?

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I haven't.

D-Do you want t-to?

I love it when Shao Khan just shows up randomly in a movie.

I said girl not gross trannys

I hate when my wife's bf does that and she forgets to wipe her face and she kiss me

>she's a dyke.
so why did she done dated calvin before

why the fuck did she get a boob job? it looks fake and obvious as fuck. and, no, it's not push-up bras.

because there are no such thing as lesbians
women needs cocks. even if they are made out of plastic and rubber

She's most likely bisexual.

>170 million in one year

this fucking world, man

ANGLOED

Well then you have start dating 8 year olds and even then it's 50:50.

Some day maybe.

I'm a girl, dunno about the gross part.

>no evidence of being in relationships with women
>much evidence of being in relationships with men
>"she's a dyke", "she's a bisexual"
u wot

How many dicks has she taken exactly?

>marrying a whore
LMAO

>tfw if someone gave you one million dollars cash right now you'd never have to work another day in your life
>tfw they spend that much at applebee's after the Grammy's

How?? you can still marry on the islam religion... hell you can even marry many wifes an be cucked exponentially

>I'm a girl
okay champ, time to stop posting

last two digits of your post number

pls be in
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>america's most beloved starlet gets stolen by a brit

lose at war to the viets
lose at love to the brits

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>date a girl famous for singing about past failed relationships and their embarrassing break ups
>she's also famous for maybe being gay and dating maybe gay men so both look not gay
>expect to get the bond role

worst career move i've ever seen

can you imagine dating a girl this famous? anxiety would kill me

whoa

>oh shit, Taylor quick hold my hand. yeah that's right. Snap those pictures.
>"WERE A COUPLE! SEE? WERE HOLDING HANDS"
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>they will never suspect a thing

taylor swift is a virgin

Yes, the face of pure, ecstatic love

>can you imagine dating a girl

His hands are in his pockets a lot

Idk how you even noticed that but I'm keking

>losses Bond role
>losses half his shit
JUST

>tfw if someone gave you one million dollars cash right now you'd never have to work another day in your life

Hey retard, I promise that you would eventually start to blow through that money and would eventually need to learn finance. Your investment would then count as "work".

She is probably richer than he is. He can get a sweet deal and maybe JUST her in the process of divorce.

Nice digits. Watch forgetting Sarah Marshall

>he's a dapper skinny English gent and she's the All-American girl.
I always found that type of relationship to be cute but I guess it must be a nightmare.

Taylor Swift is not that hot, she is a textbook 7.5/10

If they divorced would Tom get half her shit since she's got more money

ok

I was hoping to be Taylor's boyfriend... She's just so cute.

He wouldn't get shit because the system is rigged to only work for women

>A Paparazzi... I'll hold her hand! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

>Marrying a whore

Could this world be any more fucked

Are they trying to gauge public opinion on whether or not they should get fucking married? How is this "news"? If he's thinking about proposing, why would he announce it to the world? Doesn't that take the surprise away? Why do I care?

>gays hanged
>have a personal harem of pure waifus
how is islam the bad guys again ?

Taylor swift is arguably worse than Kim K. At least Kim K owns being a slut. Taylor tries with her goody two shoes image but she's a filthy fucking attention slut that falls in love with a few guy every few months.

I'm sure you still have a chance, user, just steal her from that british fag.

what is with you fags liking Taylor Swift, she has dated WAAAAY more people than that freak Miley Cyrus. Taylor Swift is just a whore like the rest of the celebrities and entertainers. fuck all of them

Pregnancy confirmed. RIP, Tom.

naw im sure she's happy. The hiddleston guy, I thought he was a fag, pandering to tumblr bitches, but I'm proud of him, he got tay tay :)

Because they hate our Freedoms

You admit to being a tranny?

Can you read?

are you fat?

there's nothing wrong with enjoying sex

>she's meeting my mum! totally not a fake relationship

Only if you're male.

Bat tan

>America's sweetheart gets an abortion

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