Who would you like to see face off in celebrity deathmatch if it were still on?

Who would you like to see face off in celebrity deathmatch if it were still on?

Ron Jeremy vs Ron Howard.

nicely timely reference in 2017...

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Maynard James Keenan V.S Mc Ride

Megan Kelley & Wolf Blitzer tag team against
The Don & Bad Luck Brian meme boy

Chris Dorner is a double guest referee

Burt Reynolds vs Tom Selleck
Ving Rhames vs Micheal Clark Duncan
Andy Dick vs Tom Green
Amy Schumer vs that ape lookin bitch from ghostbusters
Jennifer Lawrence vs a brick
Chris Farley vs Horatio Sanz
Actually, Andy Dick again vs Fred Armisen (Armisten?)
While we're at it, Carrie Brownstein vs Lisa Loeb
( with obvious lesbian undertones)

cage match to the death.

2nd bout is
"You're a fucking white male skrillex"
vs. a BLM fat girl

hate me for this if you want
Youtubers - the good ones
like Dan Bell crew vs. Super Best Friends

Care to explain why?
I just picked two Rons.

>didn't notice the autism.

ryan reynolds vs ryan gosling

No. No I did not.
Can you explain this to me?

Anna Kendrick v. Demi Lovato

Lovato gets owned.

He was just making sounds with his mouth.
Someone taught that retarded how to think he's people.

Would you pay to watch Dani Devito go against Rita Pearlman?

I miss claymation.

I see. Well, thank you for informing me.
Although I think it's more accurate to say, they taught that monkey how to type.

Drumpf vs Shillary

wouldn't it just become angry sex?
No, not really.

Danny Devito v. RON Pearlman
Yes.

we all know who will win

>i'm sure he was grunting half words over his keyboard.

In character. Penguin vs Hellboy?

Oh fuck yeah. Didn't think of that.

What sneaky shit would the Penguin do to gain an edge? Or would Ron just Hulk Smash™ the fat bastard into the ground?

Jet Li vs. who? Someone Asian or he am winnrar

Jet Li vs Samuel L Jackson.

That way we all win.

Hellboy would flip his fat ass into the air by his ankle and it would be all over.

Shillary
because Celebrity Deathmatch is done by MTV
which is such an SJW circlejerk that there is no way a woman democrat running for president could lose in their minds

Banana vs. Pickle

>HA yusss.

What if Pingu used some coloured gas out of his umbrella? Or wind up duck bombs? He's a sneaky mother fucker. He'd have something planned for sure.

Yea, but vs a demon. A big buff one that kills demons and vampires for a living.
No contest.

bernie shows up halfway through and invites the audience to string up both trump and hillary, they storm the ring and both rich scumbags are drawn and quartered

Yeah, that's my assumption too. But would he at least do some sort of damage? Even if it's comical damage?

>implying bernie wouldnt take a chair to both of them

This more then likely,i don't know tho,they might pussy foot around to make it a tie,it would be funny if Hillary killed trump with a Reptile like fatality or Trump could make a wall drop on Hillary.

>dat socialism
>i feel for your loss, user.

>Burt Reynolds vs Tom Selleck
I'm pretty sure that this level of hairy chest, mustachioed awesome would cause the entire universe to collapse into a singularity and bring about the end of all things.

OH yeah. He'd hit him with nerve gas or something. Use his goons to get in some nut shots.
But if Hellboy let it go for too long, he'd risk the lives of all the audience, so he'd have to end it fast.

No, it would bring on the age of mustachious. Great mustaches would flourish throughout the land! Amid a forest of billowing manly chest hair!

No no no,Trump rips his face off like Scorpion and says"You're fired"and then does Scorpion's fatality on Hillary.