I have never had a girlfriend before :(

I have never had a girlfriend before :(

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What do I do Sup Forumsros? :(

yeah then be gay

But I like girls and vaginas :(
Is being gay my only option?

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Mebbe buy her some tits.

Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

Well have to see your penis first.

:(
I'm okay with small breasted women
any breast size is fine by me :)

Pull out that soon to be feminine penis. IMA make you the girl you have to be.

But all the anime and meme pages I like :(
I think my penis is alright, he's not the best in town but he's doing his best.

That means you have more money than me. Cunt.

I have $104

10/10 pics op they are better than a gf believe me

Do I call you big papa?

I'm gonna make you my sissy you have always wanted this

Except this one

Kek

I just want to hold hands with a nice girl.

I love asian women

I know this is hard to accept OP but you're desperate(aren't we all?) so heres what you do, stop caring about getting a girlfriend because any woman you approach will smell the lonely desperation like flies smelling shit there's no way to hide it.

I give no guatanteed advice to change your situation as the ball is in your court.

Love yourself, it sounds corny as fuck but honestly man if you don't have a job get one(or if you do thats great) concentrate on improving yourself whether its diet, exercise, hobbies, etc. because everyone no matter what social, age or economic group everyone can get a girlfriend(even fucking murderers) however you shouldn't just branch out following my directions to a tee.

Do what you feel what you're comfortable with in terms of self improvement, but also try and go outside your comfort zone.

Give yourself the love and loyalty YOU need before you foolishly bring another person who has their own personality and needs into the complicated work effort that is a relationship.

If you grab a penis feels the same user

Where do I go to talk to girls? It seems strange to just start talking to some stranger while they're doing their own thing like shopping or working :(

Not the same :(

Omegle work for have short talks

Everyone skips me on Omegle :(

Like i said, get a hobby or some common interest that will put you in a social environment with other people. There you can socialize and get to know people and eventually maybe even get a girl interested in you, ask them out for a bite to eat/drink politely no mention of dating or socially awkward atmosphere destroying "i love/like yous" and you'll do fine.

What's the worst thing that can be said to you? no?

It's hard but start thinking of women as dudes with tits bolted on and you'll make progress just stop thinking of getting into their pants or expecting a date get to know them like you would a close friend?

I can be your girlfriend(male) tonight, user!~

I have no close friends either, how do I talk to people in general?

No homo, right?

Let`s be honest. everyone can have a girlfriend. The only thing that`s probably blocking you are your high expectations.

Chekekd dont worry op the tripps will give you luck

Simple user, get SOME sort of outside hobby or club that takes you somewhere with lots of people. Then you simply introduce yourself and ask the person you're talking to about themselves.

Ask and listen, be a vessel for people's opinions and feelings over time you'll have friends with numerous acquaintences following that. Just bullshit about anything so long as you know basic shit about sports/recent news or even the fucking weather

I've never talked to a girl before outside of class.
Thanks :)

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Thats the problem, grow some balls user.

I don't know how :(
I think I'll just be homeless under a bridge and attack unsuspecting women

Go to a terapy, it work on me

What's so different about talking to girls outside of class? you can talk to them IN class no problem? there's no difference so long as you don't make it a big deal which is easier said than done.

It's really hard to stress this but really man stop putting the pussy on the pedastal, talk to girls like you'd talk to a guy but with you not having close friends you really need to work on your social skills way more immediately before trying to get a girlfriend.

Talk to girls damn it! stop being afraid! if they don't want to talk to you or throw the word boyfriend into the conversation don't press being friends too quickly just stay calm!

you cant get any better

I don't talk to anyone unless they talk to me first, it would be weird if a girl talked to me then I just ignored her :(

I fucking love Osaka

What do I tell the therapist? :(

It's obvious you have self-esteem issues, no words like that or any further advice given can help you. If you think you'll hit some miserable rock bottom i have news for you, you're already there buddy and there's only way to go from that.

Climb up and just start talking to people, yes you will be terrible at it and embarass yourself but you will come to improve yourself.

Just take the first step and go out into life user!

First of all, leave this horrible place, it conditions you to hate and be close minded.
Secondly, socialise in real life.
Third, don't be desperate, don't demand perfection, be open.

Good luck user.

sauce on this model?

and ugly people losers smell like shit and why ugly people losers that is unattrative jealous of ugly popular people and try to hold on to people the ugly way by making the unattrative popular people insecure and to make ugly popular people gay the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop

Why do Asian babes look so good in bikinis?

You know what you're doing, go against it. Start socializing, who cares if its weird? stop giving a shit and engage in a fucking conversation let the people do the talking just ask a question about themselves and watch as you get initiated into a conversation.

Are we friends now? :)
I don't hate anyone, I'm neutral :)
I don't know how to socialise irl :(
And I'm alright with any girl

Go out into the world and make friends user, not here...anywhere but here...

This is kinda weird but hear me out. Social situations where the girl can just up and leave are the best places to meet girls. Like someone you work with is waaayyyyyy easier than some slut on the street.

Socialising is like any other skill - you learn by doing.
Be curious about other people, be open about yourself, be unafraid.
Get a hobby, or sport - a social group will invariably grow from participating in something like that.

We tend to forget that we didn't always speak, or walk, that we used to shit ourselves every day.
Then we learned and grew.

Same goes for any other skill, learn by doing.
There is no failure, only experiences.

Evelyn艾莉
I hope you're still here, had to search for the sauce :(

Talking to strangers without purpose seems weird, what if they get mad or ignore me?

No you don't, you only like the idea of it because you are supposed to like girls. Only one way to be sure

You can't control other people so there's nothing you can do if they ignore you and people if theyre reasonable won't ordinarily get mad at you if you try to talk to them unless you annoy them hence why you back off if they ignore you.

This is why you need a SOCIAL environment, a place where people WANT to talk to other people is there something you like to do in your spare time?

You're doing it right now, you're talking to a stranger.
Only you're doing it anonymously and in text form.

What do you do during the day?
Do you attend some level of education?
Do you work?

If the former, just talk to you classmates.
If the latter, just talk to your colleagues.
It doesn't have to be about "Big Issues", just about the weather, or ask how they're doing, or if someone wants a cuppa coffee/tea etc. when you get one for yourself.
Start small, like any other exercise, you don't jump into bench pressing half a ton, you start with the smaller weights and then progress from there.

Also, other people's reaction to you is an indicator to whether or not you push too far, if you overstep bounderies, if you interrupt etc.

As I said, learning by doing.

Not in Education, Employment, or Training
:(

This is easy though, anonymous people are nice :)
They don't judge my appearance.

Ok, so pick something. Don't loaf around doing nothing pick a trade or go go college just follow an opportunity it won't be the rest of your life you can always change your direction in life

If I go to college will I be poor and have to pay off debt forever?

Get a hobby or sport?
The people you want to socialise with won't either.
Don't socialise just for sake of it - do it with people you want to talk to, and who will accept you for who you are.
Avoid the superficial - this is hard when you're young, because there's nothing more judgemental than young people.
But be patient with yourself and others.

What is a hobby? Where do I go to socialize with people IRL? I don't know where anyone my age hangs out at except school and I'm not in school right now.

Hobby?
You can join a choir, or a martial arts club, or an athletics club, you can follow a course in art/painting or some sort of craft - the possibilities are endless.
You have the entirety of google at your fingertips, all you have to do is search.

And remember, anything you pick to learn about, WILL become interesting as you absorb knowledge/skill.

Best of luck.

what if the kids make fun of me for watching naruto and being in the karate class?

1) Don't have a girlfriend? Work out, make money, and be charismatic.
2) Don't know how to work out? Join a local club for people who work out, and learn from them.
3) Don't have income? Make stuff. Sell stuff. Repeat.
4) Can't make stuff? Join a local club for people who make stuff. Learn from them.
5) Can't sell stuff? Join a local club for people who sell stuff. Learn from them.
6) Don't have charisma? Make friends via steps 2, 4, and 5.

Trial and error is your friend. Embarrassment builds character. Follow standard operating procedures.

Ill never have one again. do you wish you were me instead?

Why, are you gay now?

You worry needlessly.

Also, you don't need college. You have libraries and the internet. You can learn faster on your own. College is for rich people. You can go to college once you have a fat wad of cash on hand to pay for it.

i had a girlfriend for 8 months senior year of highschool. overrated and not worth the effort. been single for 4 years and only consider suicide once per day

Then get off of this god damn website and go outside.

How do I get fat wad of cash without job gained with college skills? Aren't I only able to work at a fast food restaurant? How do I learn high paying skills without college?

I try to go outside but then I just stand there for a while and go back inside, it seems like a waste of time to go outside without purpose.

I know that feel...

You need gay conversion therapy my dude

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no i am not gay. I do still very much love women and i do enjoy them from time to time. I've just realized that i don't need anyone that close to my personal life to be able to fuck me over like they have in the past. I've overcame a lot, and i don't need someone dragging me down with their own problems.
I'm perfectly happy being alone.

I've been alone for too long now :( got boring after a while.

Same until little over a year ago. I acted like myself around this Hapa girl (8.5/10) I liked. After a while of talking I spoke to her about my interest in her but told her I'm shy as I'm usual awkward in socializing. She said the exact same. Year and a half later here I am getting ready to see her in the morning for a good fucking. Teaching her a few new positions as she was a virgin a few months before. We always fuck like rabbits. There is hope for everyone op. There is someone out there for you just be patient it pays off in ten times fold.

You need therapy it seems.
You believe things will just automatically happen once you step outside the door. It won't.
You need to be proactive.
As has been said, get a hobby.

ive found talking to women in waves is better for me. that way i don't loose focus of what i really need to be doing in life. sometimes i wont talk to a girl for 6 months. and ive found it really helps me have a clear head and focus on what i need to be doing to get my life in order. If anything does happen with a girl i let them know right off the bat that it probably wont happen again for a year or so. They're usually fine with it. and afterwards we go our separate ways.

Recently some girl started talking to me, she just started by saying that I'm her boyfriend now. I don't know if she's joking or serious, wat do?

how old are you?
how old is she?

if either of those numbers are above 18. tell her to fuck off. you dont need that kind of crazy shit in your life.

That's awesome, I don't think I could talk to a wave of women, just one is hard enough for me.

We're both 18

Is playing an instrument a hobby?

i dont talk to a wave of women. i talk to them in waves as a reference of time. i will have dry spells of talking with women because i choose to. i usually talk to one or two women at a time. but they already know this is a no strings attached type thing. and afterwards i walk away.

do you know her personally?

Oh lol

Not really, we have mutual friends and one of them told her about me I guess.

Oh me too man, she's legit the best!

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go for it. whats the worst that can happen?
you end up dating and you fuck her.
only to find out shes a crazy bitch and then you leave her.

kek

Having or getting a girlfriend isn't something to brag about either...
At least i don't find it noteworthy
Wonder why when a mate gets a girlfriend and says he got a girl everyone is like: Ow yeah? Cool. and we just move on with the conversation.
God damn it what i'm trying to tell someone as young as yourself with my limited English skills is that getting a girlfriend isn't that hard or a big deal.